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Michael Stone's AudioProsPrep- 9/25/2009
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Sep 25, 2009 04:05 PDT
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TODAY IS: National One Hit Wonder Day: Give a little boogie love to all
those artists who hit it big once and then faded into oblivion. It's
also, Love Note Day.. Send a simple love note today and watch the very
powerful reaction.
RECYCLED MONEY
Employees
at the SMaRT recycling plant in Sunnyvale got a surprise Tuesday while
sorting the ccans, bottles and paper. All of the sudden cash began
flying around the room. In all they found $3200 in cash, collected it in
a bucket and turned it over to the Sunnyvale Department of Public
Safety, which said the cash will go toward the city's general fund if it
is not claimed within 90 days.
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ZOO ON WHEELS
Italian police pulled over a car for a routine check and were surprised
when driver Francesco Lombardo opened the hatchback. 1700 animals !
nside were 216 budgies, 300 white mice, 150 hamsters, 30 Japanese
squirrels, six chameleons and more than 1,000 terrapins. All the animals
were sent off to zoos and the smuggler faces a cage of his own.
VICIOUS DOG
A 3 pound Pomeranian has been kicked out of a Colorado resort town after
getting in trouble for biting and other bad behavior. Gizmo has already
served 10 days in an animal shelter, for biting a fitness club employee.
Owner Melinda Goldrich has been told the feisty little pomeranian must
leave Aspen or face the ultimate penalty. Gizmo will be staying with out
of town friends. Goldrich was in court Wednesday on a charge of keeping
a vicious dog.
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OFFICIAL STATE STATUS IN MASS.
Massachusetts lawmakers are debating proposals to give official state
status to a number of things. The Fluffernutter could be the official
state sandwich. It's a sandwich made from peanut butter and Marshmallow
Fluff, which is made in Lynn, Mass. The committee will also consider a
bid to make Necco Wafers the official state candy and a push for the
Charleston Chew to become the official state candy bar. There are also
proposals for the elephant to be named official state mammal, Red
Sox-themed romantic comedy "Fever Pitch" to be named official state
movie and "6" to be named the state's official number.
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STRANGE HARRASSMENT
Richard Cantor of Carlisle , PA. was arrested on harrassment charges.
He's accused of going out of his way to flick a toothpick on the
sidewalk in front of Brian Taylor's home. Taylor told police Cantor
makes frequent attempts to annoy him. Cantor was cited for harassment,
which carries a maximum fine of $300.
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STALKING THROUGH FLIGHT
Tom Huey has been arrested in Concord, CA. after he stalked his
ex-girlfriend by repeatedly flying his plane low over her house. A dozen
residents called police to complain. Huey was arrested shortly after
landing the Beech single-engine aircraft. Apparently he's been doing
this over the past year. He's being held on $155,000 bail on suspicion
of felony stalking and violating a restraining order.
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PATROL CAR HANDOVER
Tough times for the sheriff's department of Alexander County, Ill. They
are having to turn over 5 patrol cars to the bank because of nonpayment.
They've been hit hard by the recession
SWIMMING ELK
Doug Talley and his family heard heavy breathing and splashing on
Saturday, coming from their pool. When they went to investiaget they
found a 12-foot, 1,000 pound wild elk that had fallen through the
swimming pool cover into their pool. They were able to eventaully coax
the struggling elk to the shallow end where it left on it's own. Now
they're left with a damaged pool cover and dented diving board and
aren't sure if insurance will cover the damage. ..."Uh... you're not
gonna believe this but...."
ONE LINERS
1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he
was God and I didn't.
2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
3.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
4.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
5.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
6.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
7.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
8.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
9.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing.
10.... Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
11.. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning
medicine.
12.. God must love stupid people; He made so many.
13... The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
14.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
15.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
16.. Being 'over the hill' is much better than being under it!
17.. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.
18 . Procrastinate Now!
19.. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?
20.. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
21.. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
22.. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
23..They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
24.. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD.
25.. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three Thousand
times the memory..
26.. Ham and eggs..A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for
a pig.
27.. The trouble with life is there's no background music.
28.. The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.
29.. I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.
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USELESS TRIVIA
The pineapple plant originated in South America . It didn’t reach Hawaii
until the early nineteenth century.
The cantaloupe was named after a papal estate outside Rome . It was the
Pope’s summer residence of Cantalupo.
Madagascar, the world’s fourth largest island (after Greenland , New
Guinea and Borneo ) produces two-thirds of the world’s vanilla.
The apple has a variety of fruit known as the Winter Banana.
Max Yasgur’s claim to fame in the world of music was pianist Van
Cliburn, who gained international renown in 1958 when he became the
first American to win the Tchaikovsky Competition in Moscow .
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IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION:
Q..7 Billion of these were made in the U.S. last year...and we guarantee
you have at least one..What?
A..Pennies (source: NBC News)
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TODAY IN HISTORY
1492 Crewman on the Pinta sights "land"-a few weeks early
1513 Vasco Nu?ez de Balboa is the 1st European to see the Pacific Ocean
1639 1st printing press in America
1890 Congress establishes Yosemite National Park (Calif)
1956 1st transatlantic telephone cable goes into operation
1964 "Mary Poppins" opens in theaters.
1964 "Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C." debuts.
1965 Beatle cartoon show begins in the US
1981 Sandra Day O'Connor is sworn in as the first female justice on the
U.S. Supreme Court.
1995 Mariah Carey’s “Fantasy” becomes the second single ever to debut at
No. 1 in the Billboard Hot 100. The only other artist to accomplish that
feat was Michael Jackson with “You Are Not Alone.”
1997 "ER" opens their season with a live episode.
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BIRTHDAYS
Barbara Walters-80
Michael Douglas-65
Will Smith-41
Cheryl Tiegs-62
Catherine Zeta-Jones-40
Anson Williams (Happy Days: Potsie)-60
Mimi Kennedy (Dharma & Greg: Abby)-60
Mark Hamill-58
Heather Locklear-48
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ENTERTAINMENT NEWS-CELEBS-GOSSIP ETC.
NEW MOVIES
Fame ....... At the New York City High School of Performing Arts, a
talented group of singers, dancers, actors and artists strive for the
spotlight.
Pandorum ........ Two men wake up on a spacecraft with no memory of who
they are or where they're going, and must uncover the ship's deadly
secrets.
Surrogates ........Bruce Willis must investigate a murder in a
futuristic society where human interaction has been replaced by
idealized robotic surrogates.
BARBIE MOVIE
Get ready for the first Barbie Live action movie. Universal will produce
it with real people, unlike all of the animated straight to video Barbie
movies.
RANDY QUAID ARRESTED
Randy Quaid and his wife, Evi, have been arrested in Marfa, Texas, for
allegedly not paying a $10,000 bill at an upscale Santa Barbara,
California, hotel.
IDOL GETTING MARRIED
Justin Guarini, runner-up to Kelly Clarkson in Season One of “American
Idol,” is getting married tomorrow to his fiancée Reina Capodici.
ABBEY ROAD SIGN FOR SALE
A 6-year-old, graffiti-covered Abbey Road street sign is being sold on
eBay to raise money for London's transportation department.
MADAGASGAR THEME PARK
Universal Studios
Singapore has announced plans to create the world's only "Madagascar"
based theme park.
TOP 20 CONCERT TOURS
1. (1) AC/DC; $2,430,225; $83.87.
2. (2) Kenny Chesney; $1,483,633; $67.80.
3. (3) Phish; $1,381,472; $48.10.
4. (5) Dave Matthews Band; $1,253,671; $46.76.
5. (4) Jonas Brothers; $1,252,471; $61.30.
6. (6) Coldplay; $1,205,804; $63.96.
7. (7) Beyonce; $1,087,214; $92.91.
8. (9) Rascal Flatts; $922,940; $49.43.
9. (8) Depeche Mode; $890,771; $70.18.
10. (10) Nickelback; $731,062; $41.49.
11. (12) Kid Rock/Lynyrd Skynyrd; $715,162; $36.58.
12. (13) No Doubt; $701,720; $45.36.
13. (14) Def Leppard; $683,550; $46.67.
14. (11) Keith Urban; $665,418; $61.15.
15. (17) Steely Dan; $612,563; $96.93.
16. (15) American Idols Live; $601,850; $62.23.
17. (19) Brad Paisley; $588,283; $37.62.
18. (16) Blink-182; $575,658; $35.97.
19. (20) Taylor Swift; $558,235; $47.86.
20. (18) Lil' Wayne; $546,928; $42.93.
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