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Michael Stone's AudioProsPrep- 10/16/2009
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Oct 16, 2009 04:01 PDT
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TODAY IS National Mammography Day and Dictionary Day: Celebrate the
birth of Noah Webster, the American lexicographer, by reading a few
pages out of your dictionary or by buying a new dictionary to give as
gift to a friend or loved one.
REAL POTHEAD
Cesar Lopez of Lebanon PA> didn't hide his baggie of pot very well. He
was inside a convenience store when a police officer noticed a small
plastic bag appearing to contain marijuana stuck to his forehead. He
apparently was trying to get it under a baseball cap, but didn't do a
very good job concealing his stash. Busted...
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I WANT MY WALLET BACK
Police in Little Rock, Arkansas have arrested a 23-year-old man after he
dropped his own wallet while trying to rob a man at gunpoint at the
victim's home. The guy called his victim after dropping his wallet
during the robbery and told the victim to leave his wallet at a
convenience store. Of course the vicitim called the cops who found the
guy at the store to pick up his wallet. Busted...
WACKIEST ATTRACTION
The toilet seat museum in Alamo Heights, TX. has been named the Wackiest
Attraction in America by Tripadviser.com. 900 hand-carved, painted and
decorated toilet seats make up the display, in the garage of Alamo
Heights artist and retired plumber Barney Smith. Mr. Smith has toilet
seats decorated as tributes to celebrities, famous historical scenes and
even lids with relics attached from the space shuttle Challenger
explosion and Nazi concentration camps.
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TAKE THIS JOB AND SHOVE IT
The entire police force of 15 in Budaors , Hungary has quit en masse.
They collectively won $15 million in the lottery and immediately handed
in their resignations. Police chiefs have scrambled back-up units to the
region until more full-time officers can be recruited.
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POWERBALL INJURY
Be careful if you win the Powerball jackpot. Just ask Doug Miron of
Marinette, Wisc. He won $31.4 million and jumped for joy. When he did
that he pulled a muscle. His ticket for Wednesday's drawing was
validated yesterday and Miron will get his check Monday. He's taking the
lump sum of $16.7 million.
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SHE'S LOUD
enny Chapman, 60, , from Deeping St James,England has been dubbed
Britain's loudest snorer after her snoring was measured at 111.6
decibels, which is said to be louder than a low-flying jet. It also
easily surpasses the noise of washing machines, tractors, and speeding
express trains.
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DON'T MOON THE TRAIN
A 22 year old German was kicked off a train for not having a ticket. He
showed his contempt for the staff by mooning against the window of a
low-slung double-decker train. That was a mistake. His pants got caught
and the man was dragged about 200 yards fortunately not falling under
the train before someone got it stopped. He was unharmed except for cuts
and bruises and now faces charges of dangerous interference in rail
transport. 23 trains were delayed because of his mooning.
OVER 30 ??
When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious
diatribes about how hard things were. When they were growing up; what
with walking Twenty-five miles to school every morning....
Uphill.. barefoot...
BOTH ways
Yadda, yadda, yadda
And I remember promising myself that when I grew up, there was no way in
hell I was going to lay a bunch of crap like that on my kids about how
hard I had it and how easy they've got it!
But now that... I'm over the ripe old age of thirty, I can't help but
look around and notice the youth of today.
You've got it so easy! I mean, compared to my childhood, you live in a
damn Utopia!
And I hate to say it, but you kids today, you don't know how good you've
got it!
I mean, when I was a kid we didn't have The Internet. If we wanted to
know something, we had to go to the damn library and look it up
ourselves, in the card catalogue!!
There was no email!! We had to actually write somebody a letter - with a
pen!
Then you had to walk all the way across the street and put it in the
mailbox and it would take, like, a week to get there! Stamps were 10
cents!
Child Protective Services didn't care if our parents beat us. As a
matter of fact, the parents of all my friends also had permission to
kick our ass! Nowhere was safe!
There were no MP3' s or Napsters! If you wanted to steal music, you had
to hitchhike to the damn record store and shoplift it yourself!
Or you had to wait around all day to tape it off the radio and the DJ
would usually talk over the beginning and @#*% it all up! There were no
CD players! We had tape decks in our car. We'd play our favorite tape
and "eject" it when finished and the tape would come undone. Cause -
that's how we rolled, dig?
We didn't have fancy crap like Call Waiting! If you were on the phone
and somebody else called they got a busy signal, that's it!
And we didn't have fancy Caller ID either!
When the phone rang, you had no idea who it was! It could be your
school, your mom, your boss, your bookie, your drug dealer, a
collections agent, you just didn't know!!! You had to pick it up and
take your chances, mister!
We didn't have any fancy Sony Playstation video games with
high-resolution 3-D graphics! We had the Atari 2600! With games like
'Space Invaders' and 'Asteroids'. Your guy was a little square! You
actually had to use your imagination!! And how about Pong.? And there
were no multiple levels or screens, it was just one screen... forever!
And you could never win. The game just kept getting harder and harder
and faster and faster until you died! Just like LIFE!
You had to use a little book called a TV Guide to find out what was on!
You were screwed when it came to channel surfing! You had to get off
your ass and walk over to the TV to change the channel! NO REMOTES!!!
There was no Cartoon Network either! You could only get cartoons on
Saturday Morning. Do you hear what I'm saying!?! We had to wait ALL WEEK
for cartoons, you spoiled little rat-bastards!
And we didn't have microwaves; if we wanted to heat something up we had
to use the stove! Imagine that!
That's exactly what I'm talking about! You kids today have got it too
easy. You're spoiled rotten! You guys wouldn't have lasted five minutes
back in 1980 or before!
Regards,
The Over 30 Crowd
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USELESS TRIVIA
Thomas Alva Edison’s first incandescent light bulb burned for forty
hours when he tested it in 1879.
Before David Dunbar Buick manufactured automobiles in 1901 he built
bathtubs and other plumbing fixtures.
The oldest registered food trademark is the red devil on cans of
Underwood’s deviled ham. It dates back to 1866.
Zeppo Marx obtained a patent for a wristwatch that included a heartbeat
monitor.
The manufacturer of Studebaker automobiles produced a car called the
Dictator from 1927 to 1936.
William Wrigley was selling baking powder when he started handing out
free packages of chewing gum to his customers as a premium. He abandoned
the baking power when he realized his customers were more interested in
his sticks of gum.
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IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION:
Q: Only 8% of people plan on doing this fun thing for Halloween this
year.
A: Dress up their pet
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TODAY IN HISTORY
1758 Noah Webster, is born.
1916 Margaret Sanger opens the first birth control clinic in New York
City.
1923 Disney Co founded
1942 Mighty Mouse debuts as Super Mouse in "Mouse Of Tomorrow."
1962 Cuban missile crisis began as JFK becomes aware of missiles in Cuba
1987 Jessica McClure rescued 58 hrs after falling 22' into a well shaft
1990 US forces reach 200,000 in the Persian Gulf
2003 Simon & Garfunkel kick off a 40-date tour, first since 1982.
2006 Bruce Willis star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
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BIRTHDAYS
Angela Lansbury-84
Flea (Red Hot Chili Peppers)-47
Pamela Bach-Hasselhoff -46
Wendy Wilson (Wilson Phillips)-40
Suzanne Somers-63
David Zucker (Producer/Director)-62
Tim Robbins-51
John Mayer-32
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ENTERTAINMENT NEWS-CELEBS-GOSSIP ETC.
NEW MOVIES THIS WEEKEND
Where the Wild Things Are ...... A rambunctious boy named Max escapes to
an island where he meets mysterious and strange creatures who crown him
their king.
Law Abiding Citizen ...... Gerard Butler stars as a criminal mastermind
out for revenge, sending an entire city into chaos from the confines of
his prison cell.
The Stepfather ...... A young man grows suspicious of his mother's new
boyfriend -- is he really the man of her dreams or could he be hiding a
dark side?
GARTH OUT OF RETIREMENT
GARTH BROOKS announced at the GRAND OLE OPRY in NASHVILLE that he is
coming out of retirement. He'll be doing a long engagement at The Wynn
Hotel in Vegas.
BRITNEY # 1
BRITNEY SPEARS debuts at #1 on the BILLBOARD HOT 100 with her new single
"3," making her the first artist to do so in over three years.
JON AND KATE DONE
The reality television series "Jon & Kate Plus 8" is to end next month.
TLC is trying to cobble together a few more episodes of the series from
existing footage after which it will air a finale.
MATHEW PERRY BACK ON TV
ABC will air a new Matthew Perry produced unnamed comedy. The series
will have Perry play the "self-involved manager of a second-rate sports
arena who begins to re-evaluate his life on his 40th birthday."
CMA PERFORMERS
Tim McGraw, Vince Gill and Daughtry have been booked to perform at the
upcoming 43rd annual CMA Awards, Nov. 11th. They join, Brooks & Dunn,
Kenny Chesney, Reba McEntire, Paisley, Darius Rucker, George Strait,
Sugarland, Taylor Swift, Underwood and Keith Urban. Brad Paisley and
Carrie Underwood will host.
RICHARD HATCH GETTING OUT
"Survivor" winner Richard Hatch is getting out of a Massachusetts jail
after serving a 51-month sentence for evading taxes on the $1 million he
won during the CBS reality show's first season. He's being released
today.
DANCING WITH THE STARS
Dancing with the stars will feature Michael Jackson music in an upcoming
show.
NEIL SEDAKA CD
Neil Sedaka is releasing his first new studio album in 10 years “The
Music Of My Life” on January 19th. He says he may retire after that.
TAYLOR SWIFT
Taylor Swift will host SNL, Nov. 7th..... She's also been nominated for
6 American Music Awards.
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