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SHRIMP - RICE - CAULIFLOWER SALAD  doug sroka
 Dec 14, 2003 14:38 PST 

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                    SHRIMP - RICE - CAULIFLOWER SALAD

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   2                    bags, boil in a bag -- rice cooked
   1      head          cauliflower -- coarsely chopped
   2      green         peppers -- chopped
   8      stalks        celery -- chopped
   2      pounds        shrimp -- cooked & shelled
   1      package       imitation crab meat -- drained
   1      teaspoon      salt

Toss together in large bowl. Bind with salad dressing. I use a combination
of Marzetti's slaw dressing and Miracle Whip.

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