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SHRIMP - RICE - CAULIFLOWER SALAD
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SHRIMP - RICE - CAULIFLOWER SALAD
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2 bags, boil in a bag -- rice cooked
1 head cauliflower -- coarsely chopped
2 green peppers -- chopped
8 stalks celery -- chopped
2 pounds shrimp -- cooked & shelled
1 package imitation crab meat -- drained
1 teaspoon salt
Toss together in large bowl. Bind with salad dressing. I use a combination
of Marzetti's slaw dressing and Miracle Whip.
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