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Humor: Thought for the Day
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Tom Dierkes
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Oct 08, 2009 04:43 PDT
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Thought for the Day
Time has a wonderful way of showing us what really matters.
Margaret Peters
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Murphy's Laws for Parents
1. The tennis shoes you must replace today will go on sale next week.
2. Leak proof thermoses will.
3. The chances of a piece of bread falling with the grape jelly side down is
directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
4. The garbage truck will be two doors past your house when the argument
over whose day it is to take out the trash ends.
5. The shirt your child must wear today will be the only one that needs to
be washed or mended.
6. Gym clothes left at school in lockers mildew at a faster rate than other
clothing.
7. The item your child lost, and must have for school within the next ten
seconds, will be found in the last place you look.
8. Sick children recover miraculously when the pediatrician enters the
treatment room.
9. Refrigerated items, used daily, will gravitate toward the back of the
refrigerator.
10. Your chances of being seen by someone you know dramatically increase if
you drive your child to school in your robe and curlers.
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Thought for the Day<br><br><br>Time has a wonderful way of showing us what really matters.<br> Margaret Peters<br><br>===================================================<br><br><br><span>Murphy's Laws for Parents<br>
<br><br></span><span>1. The tennis shoes you must replace today will go on sale next week. </span>
<p>2. Leak proof thermoses will.</p>
<p>3. The chances of a piece of bread falling with the grape jelly side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.</p>
<p>4. The garbage truck will be two doors past your house when the argument over whose day it is to take out the trash ends.</p>
<p>5. The shirt your child must wear today will be the only one that needs to be washed or mended.</p>
<p>6. Gym clothes left at school in lockers mildew at a faster rate than other clothing.</p>
<p>7. The item your child lost, and must have for school within the next ten seconds, will be found in the last place you look.</p>
<p>8. Sick children recover miraculously when the pediatrician enters the treatment room.</p>
<p>9. Refrigerated items, used daily, will gravitate toward the back of the refrigerator.</p>
<p>10.
Your chances of being seen by someone you know dramatically increase if
you drive your child to school in your robe and curlers.</p><p><br></p><p><br></p><p><br></p><br>
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