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Humor: Thought for the Day
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Tom Dierkes
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Oct 09, 2009 05:15 PDT
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Thought for the Day
You can't do anything about the length of your life, but you can do
something about its width and depth.
Evan Esar (1899 - 1995)
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Things about Women
THANKS: A woman is thanking you. Do not faint; just say you're welcome.
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Uninspiring Quotes
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New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around
whom you shouldn't make a sudden move.
David Letterman (1947 - )
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Those who speak most of progress measure it by quantity and not by quality.
George Santayana (1863 - 1952)
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Things about Women
THANKS A LOT: This is much different from 'THANKS." A woman will say,
"Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you
have hurt her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh."
Be care not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only
tell you "Oh Nothing."
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Shorts were "inspired" by Daron Dierkes
For his Quips and "hum" Quotes
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Thought for the Day<br><br><br>You can't do anything about the length of your life, but you can do something about its width and depth.<br> Evan Esar (1899 - 1995)<br><br>===================================================<br>
<br><br>* * * * * Shorts * * * * *<br><br><br>--------------------------------------------------<br><br>Things about Women<br><br>THANKS: A woman is thanking you. Do not faint; just say you're welcome.<br><br>---------------------------------------------------<br>
Uninspiring Quotes<br>---------------------------------------------------<br><br>New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom you shouldn't make a sudden move.<br> David Letterman (1947 - )<br>
---------------------------------------------------<br><br>Those who speak most of progress measure it by quantity and not by quality.<br> George Santayana (1863 - 1952) <br>---------------------------------------------------<br>
<br>Things about Women<br><br>THANKS A LOT: This is much different from 'THANKS." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have hurt her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be care not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Oh Nothing."<br>
---------------------------------------------------<br><br><br><br><br><br>Shorts were "inspired" by Daron Dierkes<br>For his Quips and "hum" Quotes<br><br><br><br><br>
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