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Humor: Thought for the Day
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Tom Dierkes
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Oct 14, 2009 05:46 PDT
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Thought for the Day
Love all, trust a few. Do wrong to none.
William Shakespeare (1564 - 1616), "All's Well That Ends Well", Act 1
Scene 1
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Golf Lessons
This fellow's wife was constantly nagging him to teach her to play golf.
Finally, one morning he relented and off they go.
First hole: Par 3, 179 yards, very pretty. The husband steps up first and
says, "Now watch me, and do the same thing." He hits a beautiful shot, lands
on the green with about 30 feet to the cup.
The wife steps up, drills it, hooks it, and it ricochets off a tree, bounces
off a rock and rolls up onto the green and drops into the cup.
The husband looks at this, and says, "OK, now you know how to play, let's go
home."
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Thought for the Day<br><br><br>Love all, trust a few. Do wrong to none.<br> William Shakespeare (1564 - 1616), "All's Well That Ends Well", Act 1 Scene 1<br><br>===================================================<br>
<br><span>Golf Lessons<br><br> </span>
<p>This fellow's wife was constantly nagging him to teach her to play golf. Finally, one morning he relented and off they go.</p>
<p>First
hole: Par 3, 179 yards, very pretty. The husband steps up first and
says, "Now watch me, and do the same thing." He hits a beautiful shot,
lands on the green with about 30 feet to the cup.</p>
<p>The
wife steps up, drills it, hooks it, and it ricochets off a tree,
bounces off a rock and rolls up onto the green and drops into the cup.</p>
<p>The husband looks at this, and says, "OK, now you know how to play, let's go home."</p><br><br><br><br>
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