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Humor: More Things the Kids Said
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Tom Dierkes
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Oct 19, 2009 04:42 PDT
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More Things the Kids Said
June 21, 1994
Matt 2
Matt wanted a truck from Derek and he begged and begged and then cried
and begged some more. Derek finally gave it to Matt and then Matt leaned
over to Derek and pointed to his cheeks and said, "See, Derek, tears!" Derek
ignored him so finally Matt took Derek's finger and put it against his cheek
and said again, "See, tears, Derek" (Why waste the tears, right, Matt?)
August 7, 1994
Clint 10
Becky was cautioning the children against swimming out very far from
the dock at the Lake. She told the children that a few weeks earlier a lady
driving a boat had cut around the curve going very fast and if any of the
children had been out there swimming the lady would have run over them in
the water. Becky also told them if she had been a water patrolman she would
have given that lady a speeding ticket. Clint was astounded and said, "You
mean you would have given a ticket to someone for hitting a kid?" He thought
Becky would have given one of their valuable hard earned tickets they were
working so hard to earn points for to a speeding lady in the water. Right
church, wrong pew.
July 1, 1994
Matt 2
Matt told Dave to get up and put on his skate board (roller blades).
Since Dave wasn't getting up Matt tried another technique. He told him to
get up and 'pup' on his shirt. Bossy little fella.
Submitted by Dottie Dierkes
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More Things the Kids Said<br><br><br>June 21, 1994<br> Matt 2<br> Matt wanted a truck from Derek and he begged and begged and then cried and begged some more. Derek finally gave it to Matt and then Matt leaned over to Derek and pointed to his cheeks and said, "See, Derek, tears!" Derek ignored him so finally Matt took Derek's finger and put it against his cheek and said again, "See, tears, Derek" (Why waste the tears, right, Matt?)<br>
<br>August 7, 1994<br> Clint 10<br> Becky was cautioning the children against swimming out very far from the dock at the Lake. She told the children that a few weeks earlier a lady driving a boat had cut around the curve going very fast and if any of the children had been out there swimming the lady would have run over them in the water. Becky also told them if she had been a water patrolman she would have given that lady a speeding ticket. Clint was astounded and said, "You mean you would have given a ticket to someone for hitting a kid?" He thought Becky would have given one of their valuable hard earned tickets they were working so hard to earn points for to a speeding lady in the water. Right church, wrong pew.<br>
<br>July 1, 1994<br> Matt 2<br> Matt told Dave to get up and put on his skate board (roller blades). Since Dave wasn't getting up Matt tried another technique. He told him to get up and 'pup' on his shirt. Bossy little fella.<br>
<br><br><br><br><br>Submitted by Dottie Dierkes<br><br><br><br><br>
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