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Humor: Thought for the Day
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Tom Dierkes
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Oct 21, 2009 05:14 PDT
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Thought for the Day
You don't get anything clean without getting something else dirty.
Cecil Baxter
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Cleaning Job
Fresh out of high school, I found a job cleaning the elegant home of an
older couple. Among other duties, I had to dust their many imported carvings
and petrified collectibles, as well as pick up after their pets.
One day, I was astonished to find two ivory fossils lying on the floor
beside the bookcase. I quickly picked them up, and put them back on the
shelf. The next week, the same thing happened.
That afternoon, my employer came into the parlor, her faithful dog behind
her. Looking around, she eyed the bookcase. "Nya," she asked the dog, "how
in the world do you keep getting your bones up there?"
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Thought for the Day<br><br><br>You don't get anything clean without getting something else dirty.<br> Cecil Baxter<br><br>===================================================<br><br><br><span>Cleaning Job<br><br><br>
</span><span>Fresh
out of high school, I found a job cleaning the elegant home of an older
couple. Among other duties, I had to dust their many imported carvings
and petrified collectibles, as well as pick up after their pets. </span>
<p>One
day, I was astonished to find two ivory fossils lying on the floor
beside the bookcase. I quickly picked them up, and put them back on the
shelf. The next week, the same thing happened.</p>
<p>That
afternoon, my employer came into the parlor, her faithful dog behind
her. Looking around, she eyed the bookcase. "Nya," she asked the dog,
"how in the world do you keep getting your bones up there?"</p><br><br><br>
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