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Humor: Thought for the Day
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Tom Dierkes
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Oct 23, 2009 04:58 PDT
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Thought for the Day
Emergencies have always been necessary to progress. It was darkness which
produced the lamp. It was fog that produced the compass. It was hunger that
drove us to exploration. And it took a depression to teach us the real value
of a job.
Victor Hugo (1802 - 1885)
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I found a very interesting book about anti-gravity.
I just can't put it down!
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Uninspiring Quotes
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Weather forcast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely
scattered light by morning.
George Carlin (1937 - )
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If we were to wake up some morning and find that everyone was the same race,
creed and color, we would find some other cause for prejudice by noon.
George Aiken
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Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of a
bagpipe.
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Shorts were "inspired" by Daron Dierkes
For his Quips and "hum" Quotes
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Thought for the Day<br><br><br>Emergencies have always been necessary to progress. It was darkness which produced the lamp. It was fog that produced the compass. It was hunger that drove us to exploration. And it took a depression to teach us the real value of a job.<br>
Victor Hugo (1802 - 1885)<br><br>===================================================<br><br><br>* * * * * Shorts * * * * *<br><br><br>---------------------------------------------------<br><br>I found a very interesting book about anti-gravity.<br>
<br>I just can't put it down!<br>---------------------------------------------------<br>Uninspiring Quotes<br>---------------------------------------------------<br><br>Weather forcast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.<br>
George Carlin (1937 - )<br>---------------------------------------------------<br><br>If we were to wake up some morning and find that everyone was the same race, creed and color, we would find some other cause for prejudice by noon.<br>
George Aiken<br>---------------------------------------------------<br><br>Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of a bagpipe.<br>---------------------------------------------------<br>
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<br><br>Shorts were "inspired" by Daron Dierkes<br>For his Quips and "hum" Quotes<br><br><br><br>
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