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Humor: Thought for the Day
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Tom Dierkes
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Oct 27, 2009 04:42 PST
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Thought for the Day
You pile up enough tomorrows and you'll be left with nothing but a bunch of
empty yesterdays. I don't know about you, but I'd like to make today worth
remembering.
Meredith Willson, The Music Man
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The End is Near
A local priest and pastor stood by the side of the road holding up a sign
that said, "The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it's too late!"
They planned to hold up the sign to each passing car.
"Leave us alone, you religious nuts!" yelled the first driver as he sped by.
From around the curve they heard a big splash.
"Do you think," said one clergy to the other, "we should just put up a sign
that says 'bridge out' instead?"
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Thought for the Day<br><br><br>You pile up enough tomorrows and you'll be left with nothing but a bunch of empty yesterdays. I don't know about you, but I'd like to make today worth remembering.<br> Meredith Willson, The Music Man<br>
<br>===================================================<br><br><span><br>The End is Near<br><br><br></span><span>A
local priest and pastor stood by the side of the road holding up a sign
that said, "The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it's too
late!" They planned to hold up the sign to each passing car. </span>
<p>"Leave us alone, you religious nuts!" yelled the first driver as he sped by.</p>
<p>From around the curve they heard a big splash.</p>
<p>"Do you think," said one clergy to the other, "we should just put up a sign that says 'bridge out' instead?"</p><br><br><br>
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