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Humor: Thought for the Day
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Tom Dierkes
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Oct 30, 2009 04:59 PST
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Thought for the Day
Time is the most valuable thing a man can spend.
Theophrastus (372 BC - 287 BC), from Diogenes Laertius, Lives of Eminent
Philosophers
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College - The four year period when parents are permitted access to the
telephone.
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Uninspiring Quotes
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The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money.
- David Richerby
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Sacred cows make the best hamburger.
- Mark Twain
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What disease did cured ham actually have?
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Shorts were "inspired" by Daron Dierkes
For his Quips and "hum" Quotes
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Thought for the Day<br><br><br>Time is the most valuable thing a man can spend.<br> Theophrastus (372 BC - 287 BC), from Diogenes Laertius, Lives of Eminent Philosophers<br><br>===================================================<br>
<br><br>* * * * * Shorts * * * * *<br><br><br>---------------------------------------------------<br><br>College - The four year period when parents are permitted access to the telephone.<br>---------------------------------------------------<br>
Uninspiring Quotes<br>---------------------------------------------------<br><br>The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money.<br> - David Richerby<br>---------------------------------------------------<br>
<br>Sacred cows make the best hamburger.<br> - Mark Twain<br>---------------------------------------------------<br>
<br>What disease did cured ham actually have?<br>---------------------------------------------------<br>
<br><br><br>Shorts were "inspired" by Daron Dierkes<br>For his Quips and "hum" Quotes<br><br><br><br><br><br><br>
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