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Sure glad you are not rednecks hunting
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Arthur M. Plitt
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Oct 01, 2009 19:26 PDT
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Two rednecks, Bubba and Dude, were deer hunting but having no success.
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Then, at the very end of the day, Bubba shot a big ten-point buck!
As it was almost sundown, the two happy hunters immediately headed back
through the woods towards the gravel road where they had parked their
pickup, dragging the big buck behind them.
'Whew!' said Dude after a few minutes, 'this shore is hard work draggin'
this buck.' Bubba, breathing heavy, answered back, Shore is Dude, I'm wishin' we had a
four-wheeler.'
Just then, at a point where two paths cross, they bumped into a hiker. The
latter looked them over and offered a bit of advice, "Hey fellas, you're making
that a lot harder by dragging the buck by the hind legs. His antlers are catching in
the brush! You need to drag him from the other end."
That seemed like pretty good advice to Bubba and Dude so they proceeded to
do just that.
After about twenty minutes Bubba spoke, "Well Dude, that feller was right.
It shore is a lot easier draggin' it from tuther end ain't it?"
"Shore is Bubba," Dude replied, 'ceptin we're gettin' futher and futher
into the woods!"
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May all your 'journeys have the spirits of our roundtable with you!!
><../'/_/ KingArthur/_//<>
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