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Bush's Top Secret(ions)
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Twan
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Jul 23, 2006 14:11 PDT
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Even Bush's Feces & Urine Are Classified Top Secret:
All Of It Captured And Flown Back From Europe
By Wayne Madsen
WayneMadsenReport.com
Even Bush's crap is classified top secret. According to our Austrian
sources, Austrian newspapers are currently abuzz with special security
details of George W. Bush's recent trip to Vienna.
Although the heavy-handed Gestapo-like security measures meted out to
Viennese home owners, business proprietors, and pedestrians by US Secret
Service agents and local police before and during Bush's visit received
widespread Austrian media attention, it was White House "toilet
security" ("TOILSEC"), which has Austrians talking the most. The White
House flew in a special portable toilet to Vienna for Bush's personal
use during his visit.
The Bush White House is so concerned about Bush's security, the veil of
secrecy extends over the president's bodily excretions. The special
port-a-john captured Bush's feces and urine and flew the waste material
back to the United States in the event some enterprising foreign
intelligence agency conducted a sewage pipe operation designed to trap
and examine Bush's waste material. One can only wonder why the White
House is taking such extraordinary security measures for the
presidential poop.
In the past, similar operations were conducted against foreign leaders
to determine their medical condition. However, these intelligence
operations were directed against dictators in countries where even the
medical conditions of the top political leaders were considered "state
secrets."
The Israeli Mossad conducted one such operation against Syrian President
Hafez Assad when he visited Amman, Jordan in Feb. 1999 for the funeral
of King Hussein. The Mossad and its Jordanian counterpart installed a
special toilet in Assad's hotel room that led not to a pipe but to a
specimen canister. Assad suffered from diabetes and cancer and the
operation was designed to discover the actual medical condition of the
ailing leader.
During Soviet President Mikhail Gorbachev's visit to Washington in 1987,
the CIA reportedly placed a special trap under a sewage tank to collect
the Soviet leader's bodily waste for analysis. More recently, the CIA
was reported to have collected waste samples from Ugandan
President-dictator Yoweri Museveni's toilet when he visited Washington.
Even Bush's toilet paper was flown in from the U.S. Air Base at
Ramstein, Germany. In addition, Bush's food was flown in from the United
States and tested with special chemicals before he ate it. Romanian
dictator Nicolae Ceausescu, who was shot by a firing squad in 1989, was
the last major European leader to constantly use a food tester. The last
frequent state visitor to Vienna, who always relied on a food tester,
was Adolf Hitler.
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