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Combat for Dummies  Cody Durnberger
 Jun 26, 2005 14:56 PDT 

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Advice and instructions taken from actual military sources. Some of these guys must have had a sense of humor

"Aim towards the enemy."
--Instruction printed on U.S. Rocket Launcher

"When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend."
--U.S. Marine Corps

"Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground."
--USAF Ammo Troop

"If the enemy is in range, so are you."
--Infantry Journal

"A slipping gear could let your m203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit."
--Army's magazine of prevention maintenance

"It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed."
--U.S. Air Force manual

"Try to look unimportant; the enemy may be low on ammo."
--Infantry Journal

"Tracers work both ways."
--U.S. Army Ordnance

"Five-second fuses only last three seconds."
--Infantry Journal

"Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid."
--David Hackworth

"If your attack is going too well, you're walking into an ambush."
--Infantry Journal

"No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection."
--Joe Gay

"Any ship can be a minesweeper....once."
--Anon

"Never tell the platoon sergeant you have nothing to do."
--Unknown Marine Recruit

"Don't draw fire; it irritates the people around you."
--Infantry Journal

"If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up with him."
--USAF Ammo Troop


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<P align=left><FONT face=Arial color=#800080><BR>Advice and instructions taken from actual military sources.  Some of these guys must have had a sense of humor<BR><BR></FONT><FONT color=#800080>"Aim towards the enemy."<BR>--Instruction printed on U.S. Rocket Launcher </FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal align=left><FONT color=#800080>"When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend."<BR>--U.S. Marine Corps</FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal align=left><FONT color=#800080> "Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground."<BR>--USAF Ammo Troop</FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal align=left><FONT color=#800080> "If the enemy is in range, so are you."<BR>--Infantry Journal</FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal align=left><FONT color=#800080> "A slipping gear could let your m203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit."<BR>--Army's magazine of prevention maintenance</FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal align=left><FONT color=#800080> "It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed."<BR>--U.S. Air Force manual</FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal align=left><FONT color=#800080> "Try to look unimportant; the enemy may be low on ammo."<BR>--Infantry Journal</FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal align=left><FONT color=#800080> "Tracers work both ways."<BR>--U.S. Army Ordnance</FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal align=left><FONT color=#800080> "Five-second fuses only last three seconds."<BR>--Infantry Journal</FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal align=left><FONT color=#800080> "Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid."<BR>--David Hackworth</FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal align=left><FONT color=#800080> "If your attack is going too well, you're walking into an ambush."<BR>--Infantry Journal</FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal align=left><FONT color=#800080> "No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection."<BR>--Joe Gay</FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal align=left><FONT color=#800080> "Any ship can be a minesweeper....once."<BR>--Anon</FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal align=left><FONT color=#800080>"Never tell the platoon sergeant you have nothing to do."<BR>--Unknown Marine Recruit</FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal align=left><FONT color=#800080>"Don't draw fire; it irritates the people around you."<BR>--Infantry Journal</FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal align=left><FONT color=#800080>"If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up with him."<BR>--USAF Ammo Troop</FONT></P></DIV>
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