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List Name ROFLing with Phil (ROFLing)
Purpose: ROFLing with Phil
(Roll On the Floor Laughing)

Are you tired of getting e-newsletters which give you nothing but a wealth of good information? Are you sick of spending your time opening email after email which promise to link you to pictures of people naked? Would you once, just ONCE, like to make that $2 billion a week just sitting at home drooling in front of your computer screen which those "This one really works" spammers keep telling you about? Do you sometimes wish Al Gore had never invented the internet? Is your refrigerator running? Do you have Prince Albert in a can? Do you X-genner whipper snappers even know who Prince Albert is, let alone whose can he's in? Are you now, or have you ever been, a member of the Communist Party? Do you even know what a communist is? Did you know they partied?

If you answered "Yes" or "No" to any of these questions that means you may have read them. And THAT, my friend, only proves that you've got way too much time on your hands. So if you're going to waste away your life dinking around on the Net, why not use a little of that dinking by subscribing to my weekly humor column "ROFLing With Phil." (http://www.awoc.com/ROFLing) It's free and I absolutely promise you one or several of the following: A laugh. A chuckle. A yawn. A groan. A motivation to write me an ugly letter. Or, if I really do my job, a little puddle where you're sitting.
Website URL: http://www.awoc.com/ROFLing
List Type: Announcement (read only)
Subscription: Does not require owner approval
Archive: Readable by anyone
Created: Aug 24, 1999
Owners: Dan Case, Phil Truman
To Join: Subscribe here, or send an email to ROFL-subscribe@topica.com
Stats: 2098 subscribers / < 1 messages per week
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