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FW: Fwd: Fw: La Lucha Libre
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honkytheclown
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Oct 21, 2003 13:10 PDT
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Well here is the full text for the wrestling call to arms.
Honky the Clown
hey folks this is the plan as relayed by jane 11.
contact her at
phat-@infernalnoise.org, or me at this address or at
manumi-@infernalnoise.org if you wanna do it. and
let us know if the date
and time to meet are good for you.
thanks!-------->{?}
Attn: Wrestle-Wanna-Do's,
Topknot and I constructed a workable format for the
wrestling matches
yesterday. We have determined that inviting
party-goers to wrestle would be an
invitation for belligerant, tequilla-soaked injuries,
and feel that a set
amount of previously recruited wrestlers would be mucho
mejor, not only for
safety's sake, but for the sake of showmanship. The
matches will have
predetermined winners (in the interest of time), but
will feature a
championship round where anything goes, and anyone can
win. Names will be drawn
out of a hat for each preliminary and elimination round
during a meeting. The
selected wrestlers will then take it to the top, where
in our championship
round, they will battle without the psychological
fetters of a destined winner,
in addition their selected tag-team buddy from the
group of gracious,
predetermined losers.
Format is as follows:
There will be three waves of matches consisting of:
the preliminary wave, the
elimination wave, and the championship throw-down.
These waves will take place on three different
occasions thoughout the night,
each consisting of a half an hour to fourty-five
minutes (number of rounds
within each determined by the amount of participants).
We believe that due to the noise level, and to the
sheer comedic appeal of
this part of the party, being the main feature will be
quite unavoidable. Thus,
the staggered format. Perhaps we can put a half hour
between each wave.
Soya wanna wrestle?
Monday the 27th, 7pm @Lucious is our next meeting.
Here we will determine
winners and tag-team buddies, discuss asthetics, and
practice theatrical (as
well as strait-up practical) wrestling moves and
counter moves. If you are
bursting with desire (to wrestle), yet cannot make this
meeting, please let me
know. You will need to come up with your name, your
rowdy shit-talkin
monolouge, and most importantly, your costume, keeping
in mind that you will be
wearing at least the traditional mexican-wrestling
mask.
Not a wrestler, more of a drama queen/king?
We are also looking to spice up the matches with a
few random guest character
appearances:
The mother who enters the ring during the battle to
beg the other wrestler
not to hurt her baby
The vengeful stand-by-your-man girlfriend who jumps
on her boyfriend's
opponent's back screaming and pounding
The crazed fan with folding chair
The make-a-wish foundation kid recieving pre-round
blessings from his/her fav
wrestler (Prof, we were hoping to use your wheel-chair
for this one)
Show up at the meeting, or contact Jane 11 if one
of these characters is
you.
Our exhausted winner recieves La Lucha Libre
Championship Belt, guaranteed
to clash with most home decor...
hasta luego, jXI
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