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Sumo ###90 Oshima Island fun
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Aug 27, 2004 07:26 PDT
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SUMO ###90 Friday 21st to Sunday 22nd August 2004.
Sumo Inaugural Summer Island Fun, with Pink Bits!
From / To: Oshima - Yeah!
Hare: HEADSHOT Driver/BeerMeister: ODD-LAY Sweep/Mother Hen:
CHUCKY-CHUNDA Entertainments officers: MISS-BEAN / Just-Jennifer.
Leaving Takeshiba pier on a sultry Friday nite I had no idea that in
just a few short hours young ladies would be competing to thrust their
pink bits into my face. Anyway, more on this laterc We 12 honest
burgers and true, we lucky few, managed to form a posse and catch the
overnite ferry (joined just in time by latecomers JERKIN-CHIMP and
Just-Jaclyn). There were golden beers, blue blankets and shimmering
lights but nary a trace of the pink,,,,, yet. Then we arrived just
before the sun had got his ass in gear. We were in no hurry to have too
much fun so settled for a hot bath and brecky overlooking the bay.
Should I mention the drive up to the active and rumbling volcano and the
lunchtime trip to the local fishermans' bay and that crazy wavy cliff?
No, maybe not. So let's cut to the chase and go hashingc
An excellently planned and executed trail led from the Minshuku past the
diving beach and up to the lighthouse for a demoralizing BT (mainly
because there was only one way up and one way down, oops). But then
the race was on. Island folk don't need roadsigns because they are all
from there, so it was a bit of a mystery tour that led via the airfield
(the only landmark due to the sound of revving planes) to the beach and
on home. By spells that only the hash can conjure up: cold beer,
snacks, a beach volleyball kit and a beaut sunset materialized. There
was a circle of sorts, that went something like this:::
Virgins/Visitors – smiling Just-Ayako who we soon learned to call
"Aya-chan"; CHIN-CHIN-CATCHER (C3) also known as SHAKE-YOUR-BOOTY;
FARTIN-TARTAN; and the trippple Js – Just-Jacklyn, Just-Jennifer
and JERKIN-CHIMP.
There were no 10, 20, 30, 40 timers so we had to pick on double-digits:
TEXAS-T-BAG and 69% (11 a piece), CUMIN-ROUND-THE-CORNER (2 times, the
first of which she enjoyed so much she cannot remember), MISS-BEAN (3,
miscount but awarded by default for whining).
There was a snarin: take one for RAPUNZEL (a.k.a DICKY-DI-DO).
Welcome backs: TEXAS-T-BAG from Alaska and JERKIN-CHIMP from China, and
when one "J" drinksc..
Who rode a bike on trail?: It's a fair cop for Just-Jennifer and when
one "J" drinksc..
Infractions?: don't ask! This part seemed to go on for ages and
deteriorated into a giggling, shochu-sucking debacle that was only
briefly interrupted by dinner, beach bonfire, fireworks, naked bodies,
and sleeping under the stars.
More fun the next day involved another onsen and beach before the ferry
to the un-blue waters of home. I must congratulate everyone for such
good company and fun; especially CHICKY-CHUNDA for making the planning
and booking seem effortless, thanks a million. ODD-LAY provided esky
and Bloody-Marys (or not?). Just-Jennifer for great Olympic opening
re-enactment with MISS-BEAN. To FARTIN-TARTAN thanks for standing us a
meal. There were magic tricks: who made whose bra dematerialize???
Also TEXAS-T-BAG's tent trick, even when he was asleep. And
FARTIN-TARTAN tried to make 3C disappear under his blanket! Oh and
Just-Jennifer, thanks for teaching CHUCKY those choice Aussie
expressions so that she can no longer go out in polite company. As for
me? I am just happy that fireworks are not going off prematurely in my
pants; to everyone else who relaxed into the mood, smiled and looked
great the whole weekend (check the photos) – thank you, you are
all stars. And I hope you managed by now to get all those little black
beach stones out of your folds.
This week: 29th August is a day of rest (just like STIM told us in his
song).
Stand by for following week's announcement. Till then my friends,
ON-ON.
<<<Hash Alert>>>> Joint Sumo/RMH3 overnighter planned to Izu Shimoda
beach for long weekend 18th-20th Sept. – bookings limited to 20 so
show your interest (and yen) soon or miss out.
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