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In Latin; the C-run
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Apr 29, 2005 07:47 PDT
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Sumo #100 24th April, 2005 Yokohama to Yokohama. Hares: too numerous.
Visitors (extra special): HazukaSHii, visitors (ordinary):- 50 hashers
plus 2...
This is ship's log additional to Texas T-Bag's review
(http://www.ne.jp/asahi/mizu-o-mukeru/yonde/sumo/dai100pics.htm). I
would add that the hares and deputies, as well as HeAdSHot, Chucky,
Shrub, and Odd-Lay, also include the lovely Bull-Service (aka
Fertilize-Her). Princess-Bubbles, Saitama-Mama and Texas-T-Bag brought
extra beer (is Fosters a "beer"?), and snacks, in addition to the Texas
T-Shirts. Ice-Delight did a Man's-Job again with rego, pizza and on-on
party (what a star). Dog-Lover provided champagne and caviar (sorry, CC
stole all that herself). Cokc-Bait pitched in to collect cash and
organizise the dispersal of T-shirts. Fugu and Wong-Hole helped lug the
heavy bags upstairs. I-Moan was a dancing lei girl, Khuming-Rouge gave
assistance, and Shuck-Off! (aka Apathy) nominated. And so, to all
(especially those I forgot): a Big Thanks from Sumo H3 for making the
whole thing work so well.
Some memorable bits. Old-farts: Chucky-Chunda (82 times), HazukaSHii (60
timer with coveted patch). Virgins: Just-Tim, Kazu Moriya san,
Honest-Abe (are you really a virgin??), the intellectual Asuka Yamaki
and there were a couple of others who I missed, e.g. Yoko Akashi, Midori
Sashida, Call-Me-Clit, Hole-in-10, Second-Hand-Job, Masako, Moony-Chan,
etc. We had namings: Kazu Tamura san who drills for gas could have
been Gasehoel, but the honourable flounder, Haz, was inspired to name
him… GASSEOUS-CLAY. Excellent. Another naming was SMYPP, but I have
lost the brain cell with this information, except that it was something
short and sweet (and pink?). Entertainment officers (marine):
Call-Me-Clit and 69% egged on by her minder, Rapunzel; entertainment
(terrestrial/sheep division) Hey-Ewe!.
Oh yeah, people always say I'm full of *hit because I make promises of
"dancing girls, beer, celebrities, adventure and all girls are free,
etc."… Well, just ask Balding: In addition to dancing, the girls were
TOPLESS (see
www.ne.jp/asahi/mizu-o-mukeru/yonde/sumo/Photos/dai100/16-20050424.JPG),
we had 12 beer stops (at least Gympy did), plus extra bonus loops on
trail and a gratuitous ferry ride, there were 3 hare snares: by Snow
White, Snow White, and Dog Lover, plus the two free chicks off the
street who were happy to drink our beer and play nampa with Boy-Stick,
Guru-Guru and Tight-Wad. Non-runner Crusader turned up a bit worse for
ware, and true DFL was Mount-Fuji who started an hour late.
We were sorry to see Hazukashii go but, then again, we're happy for his
visit so we could pass on our good wishes to Buckleys who was left
behind pining on a Hawaiian beach. That's about it from me till next
time: Sud-day (deliberate error) 1st May Cinco de Mayo @ Sagami Otsuka
(Soutetsu Line) 2PM. Hare: Tx-T-Bag and, and, and, see you there…
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