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Welcome to The Funnies
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These are clean jokes. However,
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PG - Not intended for younger readers - PG
Monday August 3,2009
Today's country music video :
She Was Only Seventeen by Marty Robbins
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVmsnnLaqh0&feature=PlayList&p=442B8FC0E96D9748&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=36
Thought For Today: Mistakes are made from time to time. Without them, some of us would have never been born.
Atlanta Airport
You got at love this one even if you've never lived in the South.
Some of you will enjoy this more than others... Southerners
Can be so polite!
Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 511 -- You are
Cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R
Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge cleared
To land on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised."
Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711 --You are cleared
To land westbound on runway 9R."
Iran Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to
Land on infidel's runway 9R. - Allah is Great."
Pause...
Saudi Air: " ATLANTA ATC - ATLANTA ATC"
Atlanta ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 511."
Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFTS FOR
THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE
ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE. INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE"
Atlanta ATC: "Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus.
Y'all be careful now and tell Allah "hey" for us -- "
Created and animated
by Sandy Farris 11/8/2005
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A lawyer in the midst of cross-examining a witness on a crucial but rather technical point noticed that a juror had dozed off. The lawyer brought the sleeping juror to the attention of the judge, who barked, "Well, you wake him up! After all, you put him to sleep!"
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"What's wrong?" I asked one of my young students. He was at his desk, looking as if he were about to break into tears.
"My grandfather," he stammered.
"Sorry," I said. "But he's in a wonderful place now. Do you know where that is?"
"Yes, I do," he said. "Prison."
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A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean. The lawyer said, "I'm here because my house burned down, and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything."
"That's quite a coincidence," said the engineer. "I'm here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood, and my insurance company also paid for everything."
The lawyer looked somewhat confused. "How do you start a flood?" he asked.
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"Always remember, money isn't everything...but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense." (Earl Wilson)
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Money can't buy happiness, but it can help you look for it quicker, in a convertible
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LAUGHING STOCK: cattle with a sense of humor
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"I am." is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I Do" is the longest sentence?
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Red Sox rookie Clarence Waldo Blethen (1893-1973) thought he looked older and meaner if he took his false teeth out when he pitched. He forgot to put them back in his mouth when he was batting. While sliding into second base to break up a double play, his own teeth bit himself in the butt.
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Hall of Famer George Brett (third baseman for the Kansas City Royals) broke a toe on a chair when he was running from the kitchen to the living room to see baseball on TV.
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The last thing I need to worry about is my anxiety disorder.
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"One wedding cake designer I called said, 'We specialize in elaborate beautiful white flowers all over the cake.' So I said, 'I should tell you, this is for two men.' There was a slight pause and she said, 'I can put little baseball players all over it?' "- Mark Harris
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We had been on the road for 15 hours en route from New York to California and were looking for a place to spend the night. At four different motels, however, we were told, "Sorry, no vacancies." Heading back to the car, my seven-year-old son asked solemnly, "Mom, are we vacancies?"
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STEVE: I just flew in from Japan.
RICHARD: Gee, your arms must be tired.
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MOTHER (to sleeping son): Robert, it's twenty to eight!
ROBERT (still sleepy): In whose favor?
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Everyone has a right to make money. A sign posted at a local tavern reads, "Be safe: Don't drink and drive. But please still drink."
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That rumble you hear during a rain storm isn't thunder. It's Elvis kicking Michael's a** for marrying Lisa!
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When you have a lot of things to do, get your nap out of the way first.
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Five months pregnant and ravenous, I decided a second helping
of dinner was in order. Of course, as soon as I spooned more food
onto my plate, my husband had something so say about it.
"Remember. I'm eating for two," I reminded him.
"True, he said. "But how many are you exercising for?"
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A man was driving to work when a truck ran a stop sign, hit his car
broadside, and knocked him cold. Passersby pulled him from the
wreck and revived him. He began a terrific struggle and had to be
tranquilized by the medics.
Later, when he was calm, they asked him why he struggled so. He
said, "I remember the impact, then nothing. I woke up on a concrete
slab in front of a huge, flashing 'Shell' sign...and somebody was
standing in front of the "S"!
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That guy is so vain...he won’t wear his glasses, but needs them to
drive, so he got a prescription windshield.
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On an afternoon while visiting a friend's farm, I peered into a pen
at a litter of black and white Border collie puppies. I slid through
the door and sat down.
The puppies quickly jitterbugged over to the safety of their mother,
all except one. The littlest one came sidling over to me and crawled
into my lap. I lifted her up and looked into her hazy brown eyes. It
was instant love.
That was the beginning of one of the most loyal friendships I
could have ever made.
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A friend who lost her mate several years ago developed a friendship with a man who had also lost his spouse. They seemed a perfect match, and all their children agreed they should get married. This was their invitation: Phil, Richard, Karen and Allison and Jonh, Matt and Steve request the honor of your presence at the marriage of their Mother and Father. Because they are combining two households,they already have at least two of everything. So please, no presents! Reception and garage sale immediately following the ceremony.
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Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.
Today's Links:
*some links may have adult contents on the same page, I have no control what
else appears on the page. Clicker beware!
Video I just love cute baby commercials. How they made this one is
beyond me. Hope this one makes you smile, it did me.
http://www.coolestone.com/media/729/Water_-_Evian_Roller_Babies_US/
My Beautiful America
http://oldbluewebdesigns.com/mybeautifulamerica.htm
Puppy Pictures & Dog Photo Gallery
http://www.puppypictures.org/main.php
Types of Tall Ships
http://www.tallshipsnovascotia.com/pages/TypesofTallShips.aspx
Harvest The Wind
http://www.windustry.com/
Game Shape Wars
Survive as long as possible by shooting the colored shapes floating
around without running into them.
http://www.brainbashers.com/gameloader/loader.asp?game=444
Roadside America
http://www.roadsideamerica.com/
Crash Testing & Highway Safety
http://www.iihs.org/
Ghosts Among Us
http://ghostsamongus.net/
Old Fashioned Home Remedies For The Garden Via Wesley
http://fransorin.com/gardening/azarticle.asp?Article=76
The British Museum - very cool ! Via Wesley
http://www.ancientcivilizations.co.uk/home_set.html
If we had no faults of our own, we would not take so much pleasure in noticing those of others
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Please help, it won't cost ya a thing
but it will really feel good
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Free Food For Homeless Dogs
http://www.theanimalrescuesite.com
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Here's the web site! Pass it along to people you know.
http://www.thebreastcancersite.com
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Organ and Tissue Donation/Transplanation
http://www.organdonor.gov/
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The band, Five for Fighting, is generously donating $0.40 to AutismSpeaks
for *each time* this video is viewed. The funding goes toward research studies
to help find a cure for autism.
http://www.whatkindofworlddoyouwant.com/videos/view/id/408214
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About Free Rice
Free Rice is a sister site of the world poverty site
http://www.freerice.com/about.html
Poverty.com
No one should ever go to sleep hungry....Jim
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****Bill's Country Calendar ****
****This Country Music History Calendar is reprinted with permission
from the original work copyrighted by Bill Morrison © ****
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John Cohen of "The New Lost City Ramblers" born NYC 1932.
Hank Cochran born "Garland Perry Cochran" Isola, MS 1935. Inducted Nashville Songwriters Hall of Fame 1974.
Blake Emmons born Toronto, Canada 1944.
Betty Jack Davis of "The Davis Sisters" died in an auto accident, 1953.
Marty Robbins released "I'm Too Big To Cry/Call Me Up" 1954.
Jimmy Lowe "Pirates of the Mississippi," born Atlanta, GA 1955.
Merle Haggard recorded "Someone Told My Story" 1966.
Razzy Bailey's "Lovin' Up A Storm" charted 1980.
Reprise Records released Dwight Yoakam's album "Buenas Noches From A Lonely Room" in 1988.
Garth Brooks' debut album "Garth Brooks" certified gold 1990.
The Tractors released their album "The Tractors" 1994.
Joe Allison, age 77, recording industry executive, died in Nashville 2002.
Kenny Chesney's "No Shoes, No Shirt, No Problems" charted on Billboard's Top 40 in 2003.
Redd Stewart, age 80, died in Louisville's Baptist Hospital, 2003.
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Dottie Dillard "Anita Kerr Singers" born Springfield, MO 1923.
Gordon Stoker " Jordanaires" born Gleason, TN 1924.
Stuart Hamblin begins his career as a Decca Records recording artist 1934.
Randy Scruggs born Nashville, TN 1953.
Marty Robbins released "Sing Me Something Sentimental" 1953.
The Browns #1 country hit "The Three Bells," charted 1959.
The State of Tennessee registered The Country Music Foundation 1964.
Buck Owens released "I Don't Care/Don't Let Her Know," 1964.
Dean Sams, keyboards/vocals "Lonestar," born Garland, TX 1966.
Bonnie Owens recorded "Consider The Children," 1966.
Glen Campbell's single "Dreams Of The Everyday Housewife" charted 1968.
Buck Owens recorded "Hot Dog" 1988.
Johnny Lee of "Urban Cowboy" fame debuted on the Grand Ole Opry 1991.
Trisha Yearwood's debut single "She's In Love With The Boy" went to #1 1991. Trisha became the first female artist to have a #1 debut since Marie Osmond's "Paper Roses" in 1973.
Ivan Leroy "Little Roy" Wiggins, age 73, steel guitarist for Eddy Arnold/session musician, died in Sevierville, TN 1999.
Reba McEntire's single "Somebody" was # 1 in 2004.
Naomi Judd joined several elected officials in New York City to celebrate the re-opening of the Statue of Liberty in 2004. The statue had been closed to the public since September 11, 2001.
Twin sisters Heather and Jennifer The Kinleys, released their album "All In The Family" 2004.
Thanks Bill
Also visit: Bill's "Rockabilly Country News & Views" Page
Compiled by Bill Morrison - billmorr-@hotmail.com
**** Country Music News ****
Holly Williams get engaged
Friday, July 31, 2009 – Holly Williams got engaged to Nashville drummer Chris Coleman, it was announced Friday.
Coleman proposed to Williams last week in Leipers Fork, Tenn. with an antique three banded diamond engagement ring circa 1923. Coleman treated Williams to a picnic and then hike where they went searching for civil war relics.
"I dug up a beautiful wooden box with my favorite love quote on it," Williams, 28, told PEOPLE, "and the engagement date carved in roman numerals. He wood-burned the letters onto the box. He got on one knee and I opened the box, underneath the flowers and basil were the rings."
No wedding date has been set. Williams is currently touring in support of her sophomore album "Here With Me." In addition to opening select dates for Sugarland, she will join Madeleine Peyroux on tour in August. Williams is the daughter of Hank Williams Jr. and granddaughter of Hank Williams Sr.
**** Amy's Kitchen ****
Rich Cheesecake Bars
1 pkg. (9 ounces) yellow cake mix
3 tbsp butter, softened
1 egg
Topping:
1 pkg (3 ounces) cream cheese, softened
2 cups confectioners' sugar
1 egg
In a large bowl, combine the cake mix, butter, and egg until well blended. Spread into a greased 9-inch square baking pan. In a small bowl, beat the cream cheese, confectioners' sugar and egg until smooth. Spread evenly over the batter. Bake at 350 F for 30-35 minutes or until a toothpick inserted into the center comes out clean. Cool on a wire rack. Cut into bars. Makes 2 dozen
****A Parting Thought ****
Two-week vacations with four kids in a tent make you appreciate the serenity of the workplace.
Last Call Y'ALL
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said "Implants?"
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color=#000000><FONT size=3><FONT color=#008000><STRONG> Monday August
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<P align=center><FONT color=#000000><STRONG>She Was Only Seventeen by Marty
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<P align=center><BR><BR><STRONG>Thought For Today:</STRONG> Mistakes are
made from time to time. Without them, some of us would have never been
born.</FONT></EM></FONT></FONT></FONT><BR></P></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT><FONT
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<P align=center>Atlanta Airport</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>You got at love this one even if you've never lived in the
South.</P>
<P align=center>Some of you will enjoy this more than others... Southerners</P>
<P align=center>Can be so polite!</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 511 -- You are</P>
<P align=center>Cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge cleared</P>
<P align=center>To land on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised."</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711 --You are cleared</P>
<P align=center>To land westbound on runway 9R."</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Iran Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to</P>
<P align=center>Land on infidel's runway 9R. - Allah is Great."</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Pause...</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Saudi Air: " ATLANTA ATC - ATLANTA ATC"</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Atlanta ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 511."</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFTS FOR</P>
<P align=center>THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE </P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE. INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE"</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Atlanta ATC: "Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus. </P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Y'all be careful now and tell Allah "hey" for us -- " </P>
<P align=center></P>
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<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Created and animated</P>
<P align=center>by Sandy Farris 11/8/2005
<BR>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<BR>A lawyer in the midst of
cross-examining a witness on a crucial but rather technical point noticed that a
juror had dozed off. The lawyer brought the sleeping juror to the attention of
the judge, who barked, "Well, you wake him up! After all, you put him to sleep!"
<BR>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<BR>"What's wrong?" I asked one of my young
students. He was at his desk, looking as if he were about to break into
tears.<BR><BR>"My grandfather," he stammered.<BR><BR>"Sorry," I said. "But he's
in a wonderful place now. Do you know where that is?"<BR><BR>"Yes, I do," he
said. "Prison."<BR>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<BR>A lawyer and an engineer were fishing
in the Caribbean. The lawyer said, "I'm here because my house burned down, and
everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for
everything."<BR><BR>"That's quite a coincidence," said the engineer. "I'm here
because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood, and my
insurance company also paid for everything."<BR><BR>The lawyer looked somewhat
confused. "How do you start a flood?" he asked.
<BR>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<BR>"Always remember, money isn't everything...but also
remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense." (Earl Wilson)
<BR>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~|<BR>Money can't buy happiness, but it can help
you look for it quicker, in a
convertible<BR>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<BR>LAUGHING STOCK: cattle with a sense
of humor<BR>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<BR>"I am." is reportedly the shortest
sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I Do" is the longest
sentence? <BR>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<BR>Red Sox rookie Clarence Waldo Blethen
(1893-1973) thought he looked older and meaner if he took his false teeth out
when he pitched. He forgot to put them back in his mouth when he was batting.
While sliding into second base to break up a double play, his own teeth bit
himself in the butt. <BR>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<BR>Hall of Famer George Brett
(third baseman for the Kansas City Royals) broke a toe on a chair when he was
running from the kitchen to the living room to see baseball on TV.
<BR>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<BR>The last thing I need to worry about is my
anxiety disorder. <BR>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<BR>"One wedding cake designer I
called said, 'We specialize in elaborate beautiful white flowers all over the
cake.' So I said, 'I should tell you, this is for two men.' There was a slight
pause and she said, 'I can put little baseball players all over it?' "- Mark
Harris<BR>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<BR>We had been on the road for 15 hours en route
from New York to California and were looking for a place to spend the night. At
four different motels, however, we were told, "Sorry, no vacancies." Heading
back to the car, my seven-year-old son asked solemnly, "Mom, are we
vacancies?"<BR>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<BR>STEVE: I just flew in from
Japan.<BR><BR>RICHARD: Gee, your arms must be
tired.<BR>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<BR>MOTHER (to sleeping son): Robert, it's twenty
to eight!<BR><BR>ROBERT (still sleepy): In whose favor?
<BR>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<BR>Everyone has a right to make money. A sign posted at
a local tavern reads, "Be safe: Don't drink and drive. But please still
drink."<BR>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<BR>That rumble you hear during a rain storm
isn't thunder. It's Elvis kicking Michael's a** for marrying Lisa!
<BR>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<BR>When you have a lot of things to do, get your
nap out of the way first.<BR>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<BR>Five months pregnant
and ravenous, I decided a second helping <BR>of dinner was in order. Of course,
as soon as I spooned more food <BR>onto my plate, my husband had something so
say about it.<BR>"Remember. I'm eating for two," I reminded him.<BR>"True, he
said. "But how many are you exercising for?" <BR>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<BR>A man was
driving to work when a truck ran a stop sign, hit his car <BR>broadside, and
knocked him cold. Passersby pulled him from the <BR>wreck and revived him. He
began a terrific struggle and had to be <BR>tranquilized by the
medics.<BR>Later, when he was calm, they asked him why he struggled so. He
<BR>said, "I remember the impact, then nothing. I woke up on a concrete <BR>slab
in front of a huge, flashing 'Shell' sign...and somebody was <BR>standing in
front of the "S"!<BR>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<BR>That guy is so vain...he won’t
wear his glasses, but needs them to <BR>drive, so he got a prescription
windshield. <BR><FONT size=2>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<BR></FONT><FONT size=3>On
an afternoon while visiting a friend's farm, I peered into a pen <BR>at a
litter of black and white Border collie puppies. I slid through <BR>the door and
sat down.<BR>The puppies quickly jitterbugged over to the safety of their
mother, <BR>all except one. The littlest one came sidling over to me and crawled
<BR>into my lap. I lifted her up and looked into her hazy brown eyes. It <BR>was
instant love.<BR>That was the beginning of one of the most loyal friendships I
<BR>could have ever made. <BR>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<BR></FONT>A friend who lost
her mate several years ago developed a friendship with a man who had also lost
his spouse. They seemed a perfect match, and all their children agreed they
should get married. This was their invitation: Phil, Richard, Karen and Allison
and Jonh, Matt and Steve request the honor of your presence at the marriage of
their Mother and Father. Because they are combining two households,they already
have at least two of everything. So please, no presents! Reception and garage
sale immediately following the
ceremony.<BR>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<BR><STRONG> </STRONG>Silence is
golden, but duct tape is silver. </P>
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beware!</STRONG></FONT></DIV></FONT></DIV></FONT>
<P align=center><BR></P>
<DIV align=center><FONT size=2>Video I just love cute baby commercials. How they
made this one is </FONT></DIV>
<DIV align=center><FONT size=2>beyond me. Hope this one makes you smile, it did
me.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV align=center><FONT size=2> </FONT><A
title=http://www.coolestone.com/media/729/Water_-_Evian_Roller_Babies_US/
href="http://www.coolestone.com/media/729/Water_-_Evian_Roller_Babies_US/"><FONT
size=2>http://www.coolestone.com/media/729/Water_-_Evian_Roller_Babies_US/</FONT></A></DIV>
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<DIV align=center><FONT size=2>My Beautiful America</FONT></DIV>
<DIV align=center><FONT color=#0000ff size=2><A
title=http://oldbluewebdesigns.com/mybeautifulamerica.htm
href="http://oldbluewebdesigns.com/mybeautifulamerica.htm">http://oldbluewebde<WBR>signs.com/<WBR>mybeautifulameri<WBR>ca.htm</A></FONT></DIV>
<DIV align=center><FONT color=#0000ff size=2><FONT color=#000000></FONT><A
title=http://games.toast.net/independence/
href="http://games.toast.net/independence/"></A></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV align=center><FONT size=2>Puppy Pictures & Dog Photo
Gallery</FONT></DIV>
<DIV align=center><A title=http://www.puppypictures.org/main.php
href="http://www.puppypictures.org/main.php"><FONT
size=2>http://www.puppypic<WBR>tures.org/<WBR>main.php</FONT></A></DIV>
<DIV align=center><FONT size=2></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV align=center><FONT size=2>Types of Tall Ships <BR></FONT><A
title=http://www.tallshipsnovascotia.com/pages/TypesofTallShips.aspx
href="http://www.tallshipsnovascotia.com/pages/TypesofTallShips.aspx"><FONT
size=2>http://www.tallship<WBR>snovascotia.<WBR>com/pages/<WBR>TypesofTallShips<WBR>.aspx</FONT></A><FONT
size=2> <BR><BR>Harvest The Wind<BR></FONT><A title=http://www.windustry.com/
href="http://www.windustry.com/"><FONT
size=2>http://www.windustr<WBR>y.com/</FONT></A></DIV>
<DIV align=center><FONT size=2></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV align=center><FONT size=2>Game Shape Wars</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2>Survive as long as possible by shooting the colored shapes
floating </FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2>around without running into them.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><A title=http://www.brainbashers.com/gameloader/loader.asp?game=444
href="http://www.brainbashers.com/gameloader/loader.asp?game=444"><FONT
size=2>http://www.brainbashers.com/gameloader/loader.asp?game=444</FONT></A><BR><BR><FONT
size=2>Roadside America<BR></FONT><A
href="http://www.roadsideamerica.com/"><FONT
size=2>http://www.roadside<WBR>america.com/</FONT></A><BR><BR><FONT size=2>Crash
Testing & Highway Safety<BR></FONT><A href="http://www.iihs.org/"><FONT
size=2>http://www.iihs.<WBR>org/</FONT></A><BR><BR><FONT size=2>Ghosts Among
Us<BR></FONT><A href="http://ghostsamongus.net/"><FONT
size=2>http://ghostsamongu<WBR>s.net/</FONT></A><BR><BR><FONT size=2>Old
Fashioned Home Remedies For The Garden Via Wesley<BR></FONT><A
href="http://fransorin.com/gardening/azarticle.asp?Article=76"><FONT
size=2>http://fransorin.<WBR>com/gardening/<WBR>azarticle.<WBR>asp?Article=<WBR>76</FONT></A><BR><BR><FONT
size=2>The British Museum - very cool ! Via Wesley<BR></FONT><A
href="http://www.ancientcivilizations.co.uk/home_set.html"><FONT
size=2>http://www.ancientc<WBR>ivilizations.<WBR>co.uk/home_<WBR>set.html</FONT></A><BR><BR>If
we had no faults of our own, we would not take so much pleasure in noticing
those of others<BR><FONT color=#000000
size=2>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~</FONT><STRONG> </STRONG></DIV>
<P align=center><STRONG>Please help, it won't cost ya a thing<BR>but it will
really feel good</STRONG></FONT><BR></FONT></FONT> <FONT
size=2>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<BR></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT><FONT
color=#008080><FONT size=5><FONT color=#000000><FONT size=3><FONT color=#008000
size=1><STRONG>Free Food For Homeless Dogs<BR></STRONG></FONT><A
href="http://www.theanimalrescuesite.com/" target=_blank rel=nofollow><FONT
color=#003399
size=2><STRONG>http://www.theanimalrescuesite.com</STRONG></FONT></A><BR>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<BR><FONT
color=#ff00ff size=2><STRONG>Here's the web site! Pass it along to people you
know. <BR></STRONG></FONT><A href="http://www.thebreastcancersite.com/"
target=_blank rel=nofollow><FONT color=#003399
size=2><STRONG>http://www.thebreastcancersite.com</STRONG></FONT></A><FONT
size=2><BR>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~</FONT><BR><FONT color=#008000
size=2><STRONG>Organ and Tissue Donation/Transplanation</STRONG></FONT><FONT
color=#000000 size=2><STRONG> <BR></STRONG></FONT><A
href="http://www.organdonor.gov/" target=_blank rel=nofollow><FONT color=#003399
size=2><STRONG>http://www.organdonor.gov/</STRONG></FONT></A><STRONG> </STRONG><FONT
size=2><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><FONT color=#000080><FONT color=#000000
size=3>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<BR></FONT><FONT size=2><STRONG>The
band, Five for Fighting, is generously donating $0.40 to AutismSpeaks<BR>for
*each time* this video is viewed. The funding goes toward research studies<BR>to
help find a cure for autism. </STRONG></FONT></FONT></SPAN><BR><FONT
color=#0000ff size=2><STRONG> </STRONG></FONT><A
href="http://www.whatkindofworlddoyouwant.com/videos/view/id/408214"><FONT
color=#0000ff
size=2><STRONG>http://www.whatkindofworlddoyouwant.com/videos/view/id/408214</STRONG></FONT></A></FONT><FONT
size=2><BR>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<BR></FONT><FONT size=2>About
Free Rice<BR></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT><FONT color=#008080><FONT
size=5><FONT color=#000000><FONT size=3>Free Rice is a sister site of the world
poverty site<BR></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT><A
href="http://www.freerice.com/about.html"><FONT color=#0000ff
size=3>http://www.freerice.com/about.html</FONT></A><BR><FONT color=#0000ff
size=3> </FONT><A href="http://www.poverty.com/"><FONT
size=3>Poverty.com</FONT></A><BR><STRONG><FONT color=#ff00ff size=3>No one
should ever go to sleep hungry....Jim<BR><FONT
color=#000000>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~</FONT><BR><BR></P></FONT></STRONG><FONT
color=#0000ff>
<P align=center><BR><FONT color=#000000 size=3><STRONG>****Bill's Country
Calendar </STRONG></FONT><FONT color=#000000
size=3><STRONG>****<BR></STRONG><FONT size=2><EM><FONT color=#ca1010>****This
Country Music History Calendar is reprinted with permission<BR>from the
original work copyrighted by Bill Morrison © ****</FONT></EM><BR></P>
<P align=center>-2-</P>
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<P align=center>John Cohen of "The New Lost City Ramblers" born NYC 1932.</P>
<P align=center></P>
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<P align=center>Hank Cochran born "Garland Perry Cochran" Isola, MS 1935.
Inducted Nashville Songwriters Hall of Fame 1974.</P>
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<P align=center>Blake Emmons born Toronto, Canada 1944.</P>
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<P align=center>Betty Jack Davis of "The Davis Sisters" died in an auto
accident, 1953.</P>
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<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Marty Robbins released "I'm Too Big To Cry/Call Me Up" 1954.
</P>
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<P align=center>Jimmy Lowe "Pirates of the Mississippi," born Atlanta, GA
1955.</P>
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<P align=center>Merle Haggard recorded "Someone Told My Story" 1966.</P>
<P align=center></P>
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<P align=center>Razzy Bailey's "Lovin' Up A Storm" charted 1980.</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Reprise Records released Dwight Yoakam's album "Buenas Noches
From A Lonely Room" in 1988.</P>
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<P align=center></P>
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<P align=center>Garth Brooks' debut album "Garth Brooks" certified gold
1990.</P>
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<P align=center>The Tractors released their album "The Tractors" 1994.</P>
<P align=center></P>
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<P align=center>Joe Allison, age 77, recording industry executive, died in
Nashville 2002.</P>
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<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Kenny Chesney's "No Shoes, No Shirt, No Problems" charted on
Billboard's Top 40 in 2003.</P>
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<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Redd Stewart, age 80, died in Louisville's Baptist Hospital,
2003.</P>
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<P align=center>-3-</P>
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<P align=center>Dottie Dillard "Anita Kerr Singers" born Springfield, MO
1923.</P>
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<P align=center>Gordon Stoker " Jordanaires" born Gleason, TN 1924.</P>
<P align=center></P>
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<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Stuart Hamblin begins his career as a Decca Records recording
artist 1934.</P>
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<P align=center>Randy Scruggs born Nashville, TN 1953.</P>
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<P align=center>Marty Robbins released "Sing Me Something Sentimental" 1953.
</P>
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<P align=center>The Browns #1 country hit "The Three Bells," charted 1959.</P>
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<P align=center>The State of Tennessee registered The Country Music Foundation
1964.</P>
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<P align=center>Buck Owens released "I Don't Care/Don't Let Her Know," 1964.</P>
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<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Dean Sams, keyboards/vocals "Lonestar," born Garland, TX
1966.</P>
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<P align=center>Bonnie Owens recorded "Consider The Children," 1966.</P>
<P align=center></P>
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<P align=center>Glen Campbell's single "Dreams Of The Everyday Housewife"
charted 1968.</P>
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<P align=center>Buck Owens recorded "Hot Dog" 1988. </P>
<P align=center></P>
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<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Johnny Lee of "Urban Cowboy" fame debuted on the Grand Ole Opry
1991.</P>
<P align=center></P>
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<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Trisha Yearwood's debut single "She's In Love With The Boy" went
to #1 1991. Trisha became the first female artist to have a #1 debut since Marie
Osmond's "Paper Roses" in 1973.</P>
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<P align=center>Ivan Leroy "Little Roy" Wiggins, age 73, steel guitarist for
Eddy Arnold/session musician, died in Sevierville, TN 1999.</P>
<P align=center></P>
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<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Reba McEntire's single "Somebody" was # 1 in 2004.</P>
<P align=center></P>
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<P align=center>Naomi Judd joined several elected officials in New York City to
celebrate the re-opening of the Statue of Liberty in 2004. The statue had been
closed to the public since September 11, 2001. </P>
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<P align=center></P>
<P>Twin sisters Heather and Jennifer The Kinleys, released their album "All In
The Family" 2004.</P>
<P align=center></FONT></FONT><FONT color=#000000 size=3><FONT size=2>Thanks
Bill<BR></FONT></FONT><FONT color=#008080><FONT color=#008080><FONT size=4><FONT
color=#000000><A href="http://www.rockabillyhall.com/rcnv.html"><FONT
color=#000000 size=1><STRONG>Also visit: Bill's "Rockabilly Country News &
Views" Page</STRONG></FONT></A><BR><FONT color=#000000><STRONG><EM><FONT
size=2>Compiled by Bill Morrison -
billmorr-@hotmail.com</FONT></EM></STRONG></A><BR></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT><BR></FONT><FONT
color=#008080><FONT color=#008080><FONT color=#000000><FONT color=#008000><FONT
size=3><STRONG> <BR>**** Country Music News </STRONG></FONT><FONT
size=3><FONT color=#008000><STRONG>****<BR></STRONG></FONT><FONT
color=#000000><STRONG><BR>Holly Williams get engaged<BR></STRONG>Friday, July
31, 2009 – Holly Williams got engaged to Nashville drummer Chris Coleman, it was
announced Friday. <BR>Coleman proposed to Williams last week in Leipers Fork,
Tenn. with an antique three banded diamond engagement ring circa 1923. Coleman
treated Williams to a picnic and then hike where they went searching for civil
war relics. </FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></P>
<P align=center><FONT size=3>"I dug up a beautiful wooden box with my favorite
love quote on it," Williams, 28, told PEOPLE, "and the engagement date carved in
roman numerals. He wood-burned the letters onto the box. He got on one knee and
I opened the box, underneath the flowers and basil were the rings." </FONT></P>
<P align=center><FONT color=#008080><FONT color=#008080><FONT size=4><FONT
color=#000000><FONT color=#008000><FONT color=#000000 size=3>No wedding date has
been set. Williams is currently touring in support of her sophomore album "Here
With Me." In addition to opening select dates for Sugarland, she will join
Madeleine Peyroux on tour in August. Williams is the daughter of Hank Williams
Jr. and granddaughter of Hank Williams Sr.<BR></FONT><BR></FONT><BR><FONT
size=3><FONT color=#008000><STRONG>****</STRONG> <STRONG>Amy's Kitchen</STRONG>
<STRONG>****</STRONG> </FONT><BR>Rich Cheesecake Bars<BR> <BR>1
pkg. (9 ounces) yellow cake mix<BR>3 tbsp butter, softened<BR>1
egg<BR>Topping:<BR>1 pkg (3 ounces) cream cheese, softened<BR>2 cups
confectioners' sugar<BR>1 egg<BR> <BR>In a large bowl, combine the cake
mix, butter, and egg until well blended. Spread into a greased 9-inch
square baking pan. In a small bowl, beat the cream cheese, confectioners'
sugar and egg until smooth. Spread evenly over the batter. Bake at
350 F for 30-35 minutes or until a toothpick inserted into the center comes out
clean. Cool on a wire rack. Cut into bars. Makes 2
dozen<BR><BR><STRONG><FONT color=#008000>****A Parting Thought
****</FONT></STRONG><BR>Two-week vacations with four kids in a tent make you
appreciate the serenity of the workplace. <BR><BR><STRONG><FONT
color=#008000>Last Call Y'ALL</FONT></STRONG><BR>I saw a woman wearing a sweat
shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said "Implants?"
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