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Welcome to The Funnies
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These are clean jokes. However,
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Wednesday September 9,2009
Today's country music video :
Jean Shepard - Slippin Away
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qo_wuBhC4ZE&feature=rec-HM-fresh+div
JEAN SHEPARD SINGS SECOND FIDDLE TO AN GUITAR
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXpGQoQfOmA&feature=related
Jean Shepard: Born To Lose
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBQSb0AoMQs&NR=1
Yes folks, Youcan still buy GREAT COUNTRY MUSIC at
The Ernest Tubb Record Shops
Thought For Today:
"A pat on the back is only a short distance from a kick in the pants."
~
The paramount question before the country today is, "how much is
the down payment?"
Our coworker Patrick shared his worst workday ever. He was at an appliance store and the delivery truck had broken down, which meant he was flooded with angry phone calls from customers. One irate caller canceled the delivery and told Patrick what he could do with it.
"I'm sorry," said Patrick. "That's impossible. I already have a stove, a vacuum cleaner, and a microwave up there."
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"Hello, Mrs Miller," said the bearded guy behind the counter of the bagel shop. My husband and I looked at him but drew complete blanks. "I'm sorry, do we know each other?" I asked.
"Yeah, you was my English teacher."
Leaning over, my husband whispered, "Good job honey. Good job."
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A man went to a pet shop and asked for a bird that could sing. The proprietor brought out a gorgeous tropical bird, looked the bird in the eye, puckered his lips and started to whistle. The bird took up the very note and finished the tune with him.
"That's mighty fine," the customer said, "but I'd never pay money for that bird. His right leg's crippled."
"I thought you wanted me to sing!" cried the bird. "I gotta dance, too?"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A man had trouble with his English, so his friend taught him how to say, "Apple pie and coffee," so when on the job, he could order some food at the local restaurant during his lunch hour. This was fine with our man, and he was grateful to his friend, but after several months he wanted a little more variety in his fare. His friend was glad to oblige and taught him how to say, "Turkey and cheese sandwich."
The man proudly walked into the restaurant the next day and said to the waitress, "Turkey and cheese sandwich."
To which the waitress responded, "White, whole wheat, or rye?"
With shoulders sagging and the smile gone from his face, he answered back, "Apple pie and coffee."
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A blonde was eating her dinner when there was a ring at her phone. She answered it to find a telemarketer on the line. She told him politely that she didn't want it and hung up.
She went back to dinner, and not long after, the telemarketer called again. "Take me off your list and have a nice day," she told him.
Ten minutes later, the same telemarketer called back. "Listen, stop calling me and take me off your list!" she screamed into the phone.
She returned to the phone a moment later with a note that she stuck to the phone. It read, "NO SOLICITING."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
In lectures on human genetics, I explained to my college students that males determine the sex of the offspring by contributing either an X or a Y chromosome. So at the end of the year, I put it on the final exam: "How is the sex of the child determined?" One student wrote, "By examining it at birth."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
At the salon, I overheard the receptionist admit to another customer, "I haven't taken my vitamins today, I'm walking around unprotected."
The customer commiserated with her. "I haven't taken my Prozac today, everyone's walking around unprotected."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The deafening car alarm outside the supermarket got everyone's attention. So by the time I entered the store, this announcement was coming over the PA system: "Would the owner of a silver PT Cruiser please return to the parking lot? Your car is crying."
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My husband went to the florist to pick up flowers and was greeted by
the sign BACK IN 30 MINUTES. Later that day, my husband returned
and politely chastised the shopkeeper for not writing the time on the
sign so people know when she had left and when she'd return.
"You're right, that is confusing," she admitted. "I should have posted
my usual note: 'Be right back'"
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My daughter was out in the kitchen with my two grandsons after just
finishing lunch and the salt and pepper shakers were still on the table.
The five-year-old got the Play-Doh out and he and his three-year- old
brother were making things with it.
The five-year-old decided he would make a dog out of the Play- Doh. His
mother said that would be nice and told him to do the best he could.
A short time later she heard him proudly proclaiming, "Great! I can even
use pepper for the fleas!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
My baby-sitter knows not to bring my one-year-old daughter, Sandra,
into the supermarket where I work. One glimpse of me at the checkout
counter and Sandra will scream until she's in my arms. But one day,
with the fridge empty, Marie had no choice. And, as predicted, when
my daughter spotted me, her wailing could be heard throughout the
entire store. Unsure what to do, I just smiled and continued scanning
a customer's groceries. "That's right, honey," said the woman I was
waiting on. "You just keep smiling and thank God she's not yours."
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Today's Links:
*some links may have adult contents on the same page, I have no control what
else appears on the page. Clicker beware!
Video A variety of unusual plants. Fast forwarded so you can see
what they do.
http://odd11.com/4/
Real News. Compelling Stories. Always Positive.
http://www.happynews.com/
DIY Home Repair Guide
http://www.acmehowto.com/
DIY Gone Bad.
http://thereifixedit.com/
A List of phobias
http://www.phobiaguide.com/
Peripheral Vision
http://www.unitzeroone.com/papervision/paperPlanet/Main.html
Coupon Search
http://www.couponchief.com/
Game Peg Board Puzzle
http://www.efwp.org/for/pegpuzzle_content.shtml
Trouble on the Way
http://tinyurl.com/cc6esd
<a href="http://tinyurl.com/cc6esd"> Here </a>
Warlords Heroes
http://tinyurl.com/b7os84
<a href="http://tinyurl.com/b7os84"> Here </a>
Flalls
http://tinyurl.com/nmc2rc
<a href="http://tinyurl.com/nmc2rc"> Here </a>
80's TV Trivia
http://www.inthe80s.com/tvtriv.shtml
West Nile Disease
http://www.cdc.gov/ncidod/dvbid/westnile/index.htm
Lego house nears completion Via Wesley
http://tinyurl.com/lrl67l
Free Printable Targets
http://tinyurl.com/n6aoc
Html-To-PDF-Converter
http://www.html-to-pdf-converter.com/
Missing Children by State
http://www.fugitivehunter.org/Statemissing.html
Check The Amount of Sugar in Foods Via Wesley
http://www.sugarstacks.com/
New Math - Funny Real Life Equations
http://tinyurl.com/dcgcve
Therapy is expensive. Poppin' bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.
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Please help, it won't cost ya a thing
but it will really feel good
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Free Food For Homeless Dogs
http://www.theanimalrescuesite.com
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Here's the web site! Pass it along to people you know.
http://www.thebreastcancersite.com
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Organ and Tissue Donation/Transplanation
http://www.organdonor.gov/
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The band, Five for Fighting, is generously donating $0.40 to AutismSpeaks
for *each time* this video is viewed. The funding goes toward research studies
to help find a cure for autism.
http://www.whatkindofworlddoyouwant.com/videos/view/id/408214
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
About Free Rice
Free Rice is a sister site of the world poverty site
http://www.freerice.com/about.html
Poverty.com
No one should ever go to sleep hungry....Jim
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Calling for information about one of my credit cards, I got the following
recorded prompt: "Please enter your account number as it appears on
your card or statement."I did as instructed, and the system said. Please
enter your postal code." After I put that in. I got a third message, If you
would like your information in English, press one."
****Bill's Country Calendar ****
****This Country Music History Calendar is reprinted with permission
from the original work copyrighted by Bill Morrison © ****
-9-
Roger Dale Tubb, son of Ernest Tubb, killed in a car wreck 1938.
Joe Clay born "Claiborne Joseph Cheramie," Harvey, LA 1938.
Wilton Frederick "Freddy" Weller, born Atlanta, GA 1947.
Tom Wopat born 1951.
Elvis Presley recorded "Good Rockin' Tonight/I Don't Care If The Sun Don't Shine" at Sun Records in Memphis 1954. Sam Phillips auditioned Johnny Cash later that same day.
Elvis Presley's first appearance on the Ed Sullivan Show 1956.
Tex Owens, age 70, singer/songwriter, died 1962.
Buck Owens and the Buckaroos played at the White House for President Johnson 1968.
The Johnny Cash biography "Winners Got Scars Too" by Christopher Wren released 1971.
Conway & Loretta's duet "Feelins'," went to # 1 in 1975.
The Johnny Cash Show toured Europe from the 9th through the 25th in 1975.
George Strait's "One Fire I Can't Put Out" topped the charts 1983.
Tracy Byrd married wife Michelle, in 1991.
Bill Monroe, age 84, "The Father of Bluegrass," died as a result of a stroke 1996. Inducted CMHF 1970, NSHF 1971, IBMA Hall of Honor 1991.
The 2002 CCMA Awards were presented in Calgary. Anne Murray was inducted into the CCMAHF. Fans Choice Award: Terri Clark; Female Artist: Carolyn Dawn Johnson; Male Artist: Paul Brant.
Terri Clark made her debut appearance on Good Morning America, singing "Girls Lie Too" 2004.
Ernie Ball, age 74, manufacturer of guitars and strings, died in California 2004.
-10-
Alonzo Elvis "Tony" Alderman, "The Hill Billies," born River Hill, VA 1900.
Luke Wills, Western Swing bandleader/singer/multi-instrumentalist, born Hall County, TX 1920. Younger brother of Bob Wills.
Tommy Overstreet born Oklahoma City, OK 1937.
Ernest Tubbs' "Soldier's Last Letter" topped the charts 1944.
Jim Reeves quit the Louisiana Hayride in 1955, and joined the Grand Ole Opry in October.
Justin Tubb, age 20, became the youngest ever member of the Grand Ole Opry 1955.
Marty Robbins released "Maybelline," 1955.
The Louvin Brother's "When I Stopped Dreaming," charted 1955.
Rosie Flores, Rockabilly singer/guitarist, born San Antonio, TX 1956.
Cowboy Copas' "Alabam" went to # 1 in 1960.
Joe Callahan, age 61, of "The Callahan Brothers," died 1971.
Ronnie Milsap went to # 1 with "I'm A Stand By My Woman Man" 1976.
Ricky Skaggs released his "Highways and Heartaches," album 1982.
Carl Tipton died in 1989.
Garth Brooks released "Ropin' The Wind," 1991.
Mac Davis was honored in Hollywood, with a star in the Hollywood Walk of Fame 1998.
Chris Cagle and schoolteacher Elizabeth Filer were married in Houston, TX 2001.
Bill Anderson released his album "Five Star Collection" 2002.
Universal released "The Best of Dave Dudley" 2002.
Jamie O'Neal, LeAnn Rimes, and Michael Peterson performed at the Gstadd Music Festival in Switzerland 2004.
Thanks Bill
Also visit: Bill's "Rockabilly Country News & Views" Page
Compiled by Bill Morrison - billmorr-@hotmail.com
**** Country Music News ****
Oprah hosts Rascal Flatts
Tuesday, September 8, 2009 – Rascal Flatts will make their second appearance on Oprah this Thursday, Sept. 10. The band will head to Chicago today to perform as part of the show's 24th season kick-off by performing live for crowds on Michigan Avenue when the show shuts down the street for the taping to air late this week.
The group will perform along with Black Eyed Peas, James Taylor and Jennifer Hudson.
The "Rascal Flatts American Living Unstoppable Tour" continues this weekend with shows in Virginia Beach, Va., Camden, N.J. and Mansfield, Mass.
~~~~~
Del McCoury readies new CD
Friday, September 4, 2009 – Del McCoury may have released a retrospective, the "Celebrating 50 Years Of Del McCoury" boxed set, but he's not done for the year. "Family Circle" is dropping Oct. 27.
Recorded this summer at sessions sandwiched between appearances at Merlefest, Bonnaroo, Grey Fox and McCoury's own Delfest, "Family Circle" finds McCoury recorded with sons Ronnie and Rob, fiddler Jason Carter and bass player Alan Bartram.
Writers like Billy Smith and Shawn Camp are back with new entries, along with Californian Joe New. McCoury revives pop classic I Remember You (learned from country singer Slim Whitman's version) and goes to his roots with Sweet Appalachia (from West Virginia's Alan Johnston) and Revenuer's Blues, written by Rob McCoury and long-time buddy Ronnie Bowman. Jim Lauderdale, Verlon Thompson and Buddy and Julie Miller - McCoury covers Does My Ring Burn Your Finger - and Dire Straits' Mark Knopfler and a dash of rockabilly with the Charlie Rich-penned Jerry Lee Lewis number, Break Up also are included.
~~~~~~~~~~~
Carrie Underwood sings of the Cowboy Casanova
Cowboy Casanova is the first single from Carrie Underwood's upcoming third album, "Play On." Underwood wrote the track with Mike Elizondo and Brett James, one of the writers behind her huge hit Jesus, Take the Wheel.
Originally slated to arrive at country radio on Sept. 8, the leak of a rough, unfinished version of the song prompted a rushed-to-radio delivery of the real single late Wednesday evening. Fans can hear the genuine single of Cowboy Casanova online now at both carrieunderwoodofficial.com, as well as youtube.com/carrieunderwood.
Underwood is continuing work on "Play On," which drops Nov. 3. She is again teamed with Mark Bright, who produced her "Carnival Ride" collection as well as seven tracks from "Some Hearts."
**** Amy's Kitchen ****
Amish Peach Cream Pie
2 1/3 cups pitted, peeled and sliced peaches
1 1/4 cups sugar
1/3 cup plus 1 tablespoon flour
I cup milk
1 pinch salt
Mix all ingredients and pour into a ready made pie crust.
Bake at 400 degrees for 30 minutes. Reduce heat to 350 degrees for 30
minutes.
Fresh rhubarb may be used in place of peaches.
****A Parting Thought ****
"Excuse me, sir, but are you reading that newspaper you're sitting on?"
~
Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it
doesn't work anymore?
Last Call Y'ALL
My great-grandson, age 5, spends a lot of time with us on our small farm. His big delight is finding the new "babies," whether they be birds or mammals. He also knows the rule, "New babies cannot be petted." He usually waits impatiently until the new babies have grown for a week or so and then he can pet them.
Recently our neighbors brought home their firstborn, a beautiful little boy. When I told my great-grandson they had a new baby, he immediately began to ask to go visit them. The second day, very early in the morning, he began to ask to go visit again. I explained to him that it was too early to visit, and that the baby was probably still sleeping.
Hands on his hips and head cocked to one side, he informed me, "But Grandma! I don't want to pet him; I just want to look at him."
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9,2009</STRONG></FONT><BR><BR><STRONG>Today's country music video</STRONG>
:<BR></FONT><FONT size=3><BR><STRONG><EM>Jean Shepard - Slippin Away<BR></EM><A
href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qo_wuBhC4ZE&;feature=rec-HM-fresh+div"><FONT
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size=2><EM>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qo_wuBhC4ZE&;feature=rec-HM-fresh+div</EM></FONT></A><BR><BR><EM>JEAN
SHEPARD SINGS SECOND FIDDLE TO AN GUITAR<BR></EM><A
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size=2><EM>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXpGQoQfOmA&;feature=related</EM></FONT></A><BR><BR><EM>Jean
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href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBQSb0AoMQs&;NR=1"><FONT color=#0000ff
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<P align=center><STRONG>Yes folks, Youcan still buy GREAT COUNTRY MUSIC
at<BR>The Ernest Tubb Record Shops</STRONG><BR></P>
<P align=center><EM><STRONG>Thought
For Today:</STRONG></EM></FONT><STRONG> <BR></STRONG><FONT
color=#000000>"A pat on the back is only a short distance from a kick in the
pants."<BR>~<BR>The paramount question before the country today is, "how much is
<BR>the down payment?"<BR></FONT><BR><BR><FONT color=#000000>Our coworker
Patrick shared his worst workday ever. He was at an appliance store and the
delivery truck had broken down, which meant he was flooded with angry phone
calls from customers. One irate caller canceled the delivery and told Patrick
what he could do with it.<BR><BR>"I'm sorry," said Patrick. "That's impossible.
I already have a stove, a vacuum cleaner, and a microwave up there."
<BR>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<BR>"Hello, Mrs Miller," said the bearded guy behind the
counter of the bagel shop. My husband and I looked at him but drew complete
blanks. "I'm sorry, do we know each other?" I asked.<BR><BR>"Yeah, you was my
English teacher."<BR><BR>Leaning over, my husband whispered, "Good job honey.
Good job."<BR>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<BR>A man went to a pet shop and asked for a
bird that could sing. The proprietor brought out a gorgeous tropical bird,
looked the bird in the eye, puckered his lips and started to whistle. The bird
took up the very note and finished the tune with him.<BR><BR>"That's mighty
fine," the customer said, "but I'd never pay money for that bird. His right
leg's crippled."<BR><BR>"I thought you wanted me to sing!" cried the bird. "I
gotta dance, too?"<BR>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<BR>A man had trouble with his English,
so his friend taught him how to say, "Apple pie and coffee," so when on the job,
he could order some food at the local restaurant during his lunch hour. This was
fine with our man, and he was grateful to his friend, but after several months
he wanted a little more variety in his fare. His friend was glad to oblige and
taught him how to say, "Turkey and cheese sandwich."<BR><BR>The man proudly
walked into the restaurant the next day and said to the waitress, "Turkey and
cheese sandwich."<BR><BR>To which the waitress responded, "White, whole wheat,
or rye?"<BR><BR>With shoulders sagging and the smile gone from his face, he
answered back, "Apple pie and coffee." <BR>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<BR>A blonde was
eating her dinner when there was a ring at her phone. She answered it to find a
telemarketer on the line. She told him politely that she didn't want it and hung
up.<BR><BR>She went back to dinner, and not long after, the telemarketer called
again. "Take me off your list and have a nice day," she told him.<BR><BR>Ten
minutes later, the same telemarketer called back. "Listen, stop calling me and
take me off your list!" she screamed into the phone.<BR><BR>She returned to the
phone a moment later with a note that she stuck to the phone. It read, "NO
SOLICITING."<BR>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<BR>In lectures on human genetics, I explained
to my college students that males determine the sex of the offspring by
contributing either an X or a Y chromosome. So at the end of the year, I put it
on the final exam: "How is the sex of the child determined?" One student wrote,
"By examining it at birth." <BR>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<BR>At the salon, I overheard
the receptionist admit to another customer, "I haven't taken my vitamins today,
I'm walking around unprotected."<BR><BR>The customer commiserated with her. "I
haven't taken my Prozac today, everyone's walking around unprotected."
<BR>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<BR>The deafening car alarm outside the supermarket got
everyone's attention. So by the time I entered the store, this announcement was
coming over the PA system: "Would the owner of a silver PT Cruiser please return
to the parking lot? Your car is crying." <BR>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<BR>My husband
went to the florist to pick up flowers and was greeted by <BR>the sign BACK IN
30 MINUTES. Later that day, my husband returned <BR>and politely chastised the
shopkeeper for not writing the time on the <BR>sign so people know when she had
left and when she'd return.<BR>"You're right, that is confusing," she admitted.
"I should have posted <BR>my usual note: 'Be right back'"
<BR>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<BR>My daughter was out in the kitchen with my two
grandsons after just <BR>finishing lunch and the salt and pepper shakers were
still on the table.<BR>The five-year-old got the Play-Doh out and he and his
three-year- old <BR>brother were making things with it.<BR>The five-year-old
decided he would make a dog out of the Play- Doh. His <BR>mother said that would
be nice and told him to do the best he could.<BR>A short time later she heard
him proudly proclaiming, "Great! I can even <BR>use pepper for the fleas!"
<BR>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<BR>My baby-sitter knows not to bring my one-year-old
daughter, Sandra, <BR>into the supermarket where I work. One glimpse of me at
the checkout <BR>counter and Sandra will scream until she's in my arms. But one
day, <BR>with the fridge empty, Marie had no choice. And, as predicted, when
<BR>my daughter spotted me, her wailing could be heard throughout the <BR>entire
store. Unsure what to do, I just smiled and continued scanning <BR>a customer's
groceries. "That's right, honey," said the woman I was <BR>waiting on. "You just
keep smiling and thank God she's not yours."
<BR>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~</FONT><BR></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT><FONT
color=#008080><FONT size=5><FONT color=#000000><FONT color=#0000ff size=3><FONT
color=#000000 size=2><FONT color=#0000ff size=3><STRONG>Today's
Links:</STRONG></P><FONT color=#ff0000>
<DIV align=center><FONT color=#ff0000>
<DIV><FONT color=#ff0000><STRONG>*some links may have adult contents on
the same page, I have no control what</STRONG></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT color=#ff0000><STRONG> else appears on the page. Clicker
beware!</STRONG></FONT></DIV></FONT></DIV></FONT>
<P align=center><FONT size=2>Video A variety of unusual plants. Fast forwarded
so you can see </FONT></P>
<DIV><FONT size=2>what they do.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><A title=http://odd11.com/4/ href="http://odd11.com/4/"><FONT
size=2>http://odd11.com/4/</FONT></A></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2>Real News. Compelling Stories. Always Positive.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><A title=http://www.happynews.com/ href="http://www.happynews.com/"><FONT
size=2>http://www.happynews.com/</FONT></A></DIV></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2>DIY Home Repair Guide<BR></FONT><A
title=http://www.acmehowto.com/ href="http://www.acmehowto.com/"><FONT
size=2>http://www.acmehowto.com/</FONT></A><FONT size=2> <BR></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2><BR>DIY Gone Bad.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><A title=http://thereifixedit.com/ href="http://thereifixedit.com/"><FONT
size=2>http://thereifixedit.com/</FONT></A><BR><BR><FONT size=2>A List of
phobias<BR></FONT><A title=http://www.phobiaguide.com/
href="http://www.phobiaguide.com/"><FONT
size=2>http://www.phobiagu<WBR>ide.com/</FONT></A><BR><BR><FONT
size=2>Peripheral Vision<BR></FONT><A
title=http://www.unitzeroone.com/papervision/paperPlanet/Main.html
href="http://www.unitzeroone.com/papervision/paperPlanet/Main.html"><FONT
size=2>http://www.unitzero<WBR>one.com/papervis<WBR>ion/paperPlanet/<WBR>Main.html</FONT></A><BR><BR><FONT
size=2>Coupon Search<BR></FONT><A title=http://www.couponchief.com/
href="http://www.couponchief.com/"><FONT
size=2>http://www.couponch<WBR>ief.com/</FONT></A></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2>Game Peg Board Puzzle</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><A title=http://www.efwp.org/for/pegpuzzle_content.shtml
href="http://www.efwp.org/for/pegpuzzle_content.shtml"><FONT
size=2> http://www.efwp.org/for/pegpuzzle_content.shtml</FONT></A></DIV>
<P align=center><FONT size=2>Trouble on the Way <BR></FONT><A
href="http://tinyurl.com/cc6esd"><FONT
size=2>http://tinyurl.<WBR>com/cc6esd</FONT></A><BR><FONT size=2><a
href="</FONT><A href="http://tinyurl.com/cc6esd"><FONT
size=2>http://tinyurl.<WBR>com/cc6esd</FONT></A><FONT size=2>"> Here
</a><BR><BR>Warlords Heroes <BR></FONT><A
href="http://tinyurl.com/b7os84"><FONT
size=2>http://tinyurl.<WBR>com/b7os84</FONT></A><BR><FONT size=2><a
href="</FONT><A href="http://tinyurl.com/b7os84"><FONT
size=2>http://tinyurl.<WBR>com/b7os84</FONT></A><FONT size=2>"> Here
</a><BR><BR>Flalls<BR></FONT><A href="http://tinyurl.com/nmc2rc"><FONT
size=2>http://tinyurl.<WBR>com/nmc2rc</FONT></A><BR><FONT size=2><a
href="</FONT><A href="http://tinyurl.com/nmc2rc"><FONT
size=2>http://tinyurl.<WBR>com/nmc2rc</FONT></A><FONT size=2>"> Here
</a><BR><BR>80's TV Trivia<BR></FONT><A
href="http://www.inthe80s.com/tvtriv.shtml"><FONT
size=2>http://www.inthe80s<WBR>.com/tvtriv.<WBR>shtml</FONT></A><BR><BR><FONT
size=2>West Nile Disease<BR></FONT><A
href="http://www.cdc.gov/ncidod/dvbid/westnile/index.htm"><FONT
size=2>http://www.cdc.<WBR>gov/ncidod/<WBR>dvbid/westnile/<WBR>index.htm</FONT></A><BR><BR><FONT
size=2>Lego house nears completion Via Wesley<BR></FONT><A
href="http://tinyurl.com/lrl67l"><FONT
size=2>http://tinyurl.<WBR>com/lrl67l</FONT></A><BR><BR><FONT size=2>Free
Printable Targets<BR></FONT><A href="http://tinyurl.com/n6aoc"><FONT
size=2>http://tinyurl.<WBR>com/n6aoc</FONT></A><BR><BR><FONT
size=2>Html-To-PDF-<WBR>Converter<BR></FONT><A
href="http://www.html-to-pdf-converter.com/"><FONT
size=2>http://www.html-<WBR>to-pdf-converter<WBR>.com/</FONT></A><BR><BR><FONT
size=2>Missing Children by State<BR></FONT><A
href="http://www.fugitivehunter.org/Statemissing.html"><FONT
size=2>http://www.fugitive<WBR>hunter.org/<WBR>Statemissing.<WBR>html</FONT></A><BR><BR><FONT
size=2>Check The Amount of Sugar in Foods Via Wesley<BR></FONT><A
href="http://www.sugarstacks.com/"><FONT
size=2>http://www.sugarsta<WBR>cks.com/</FONT></A><BR><BR><FONT size=2>New Math
- Funny Real Life Equations<BR></FONT><A href="http://tinyurl.com/dcgcve"><FONT
size=2>http://tinyurl.<WBR>com/dcgcve</FONT></A><BR><BR><BR><FONT
color=#000000>Therapy is expensive. Poppin' bubble wrap is cheap. You
choose.</FONT></P>
<P align=center><FONT color=#000000
size=2>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~</FONT><STRONG> </STRONG></P>
<P align=center><STRONG>Please help, it won't cost ya a thing<BR>but it will
really feel good</STRONG></FONT><BR></FONT></FONT> <FONT
size=2>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<BR></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT><FONT
color=#008080><FONT size=5><FONT color=#000000><FONT size=3><FONT color=#008000
size=1><STRONG>Free Food For Homeless Dogs<BR></STRONG></FONT><A
href="http://www.theanimalrescuesite.com/" target=_blank rel=nofollow><FONT
color=#003399
size=2><STRONG>http://www.theanimalrescuesite.com</STRONG></FONT></A><BR>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<BR><FONT
color=#ff00ff size=2><STRONG>Here's the web site! Pass it along to people you
know. <BR></STRONG></FONT><A href="http://www.thebreastcancersite.com/"
target=_blank rel=nofollow><FONT color=#003399
size=2><STRONG>http://www.thebreastcancersite.com</STRONG></FONT></A><FONT
size=2><BR>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~</FONT><BR><FONT color=#008000
size=2><STRONG>Organ and Tissue Donation/Transplanation</STRONG></FONT><FONT
color=#000000 size=2><STRONG> <BR></STRONG></FONT><A
href="http://www.organdonor.gov/" target=_blank rel=nofollow><FONT color=#003399
size=2><STRONG>http://www.organdonor.gov/</STRONG></FONT></A><STRONG> </STRONG><FONT
size=2><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><FONT color=#000080><FONT color=#000000
size=3>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<BR></FONT><FONT size=2><STRONG>The
band, Five for Fighting, is generously donating $0.40 to AutismSpeaks<BR>for
*each time* this video is viewed. The funding goes toward research studies<BR>to
help find a cure for autism. </STRONG></FONT></FONT></SPAN><BR><FONT
color=#0000ff size=2><STRONG> </STRONG></FONT><A
href="http://www.whatkindofworlddoyouwant.com/videos/view/id/408214"><FONT
color=#0000ff
size=2><STRONG>http://www.whatkindofworlddoyouwant.com/videos/view/id/408214</STRONG></FONT></A></FONT><FONT
size=2><BR>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<BR></FONT><FONT size=2>About
Free Rice<BR></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT><FONT color=#008080><FONT
size=5><FONT color=#000000><FONT size=3>Free Rice is a sister site of the world
poverty site<BR></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT><A
href="http://www.freerice.com/about.html"><FONT color=#0000ff
size=3>http://www.freerice.com/about.html</FONT></A><BR><FONT color=#0000ff
size=3> </FONT><A href="http://www.poverty.com/"><FONT
size=3>Poverty.com</FONT></A><BR><FONT color=#ff00ff size=3><STRONG>No one
should ever go to sleep hungry....Jim<BR></STRONG><FONT
color=#000000><STRONG>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<BR></STRONG></P>
<DIV>Calling for information about one of my credit cards, I got the following
</DIV>
<DIV>recorded prompt: "Please enter your account number as it appears on </DIV>
<DIV>your card or statement."I did as instructed, and the system said. Please
</DIV>
<DIV>enter your postal code." After I put that in. I got a third message, If you
</DIV>
<DIV>would like your information in English, press one."
</FONT><BR><BR></DIV></FONT><FONT color=#0000ff>
<P align=center><BR><FONT color=#000000 size=3><STRONG>****Bill's Country
Calendar </STRONG></FONT><FONT color=#000000
size=3><STRONG>****<BR></STRONG><FONT size=2><FONT color=#ca1010><EM>****This
Country Music History Calendar is reprinted with permission<BR>from
</EM>the original work copyrighted by Bill Morrison ©
****<BR></FONT></P></FONT></FONT><FONT color=#000000 size=3><FONT size=2><I>
<P align=center>-9-</P>
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<P align=center>Roger Dale Tubb, son of Ernest Tubb, killed in a car wreck
1938.</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Joe Clay born "Claiborne Joseph Cheramie," Harvey, LA 1938. </P>
<P align=center></P>
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<P align=center>Wilton Frederick "Freddy" Weller, born Atlanta, GA 1947.</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Tom Wopat born 1951.</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Elvis Presley recorded "Good Rockin' Tonight/I Don't Care If The
Sun Don't Shine" at Sun Records in Memphis 1954. Sam Phillips auditioned Johnny
Cash later that same day.</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Elvis Presley's first appearance on the Ed Sullivan Show
1956.</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Tex Owens, age 70, singer/songwriter, died 1962. </P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Buck Owens and the Buckaroos played at the White House for
President Johnson 1968.</P>
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<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>The Johnny Cash biography "Winners Got Scars Too" by Christopher
Wren released 1971.</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Conway & Loretta's duet "Feelins'," went to # 1 in 1975.</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>The Johnny Cash Show toured Europe from the 9th through the 25th
in 1975.</P>
<P align=center></P>
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<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>George Strait's "One Fire I Can't Put Out" topped the charts
1983.</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Tracy Byrd married wife Michelle, in 1991.</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Bill Monroe, age 84, "The Father of Bluegrass," died as a result
of a stroke 1996. Inducted CMHF 1970, NSHF 1971, IBMA Hall of Honor 1991.</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>The 2002 CCMA Awards were presented in Calgary. Anne Murray was
inducted into the CCMAHF. Fans Choice Award: Terri Clark; Female Artist: Carolyn
Dawn Johnson; Male Artist: Paul Brant.</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Terri Clark made her debut appearance on Good Morning America,
singing "Girls Lie Too" 2004. </P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Ernie Ball, age 74, manufacturer of guitars and strings, died in
California 2004.</P>
<P align=center></P>
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<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>-10-</P>
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<P align=center>Alonzo Elvis "Tony" Alderman, "The Hill Billies," born River
Hill, VA 1900.</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Luke Wills, Western Swing
bandleader/singer/multi-instrumentalist, born Hall County, TX 1920. Younger
brother of Bob Wills.</P>
<P align=center></P>
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<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Tommy Overstreet born Oklahoma City, OK 1937.</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Ernest Tubbs' "Soldier's Last Letter" topped the charts
1944.</P>
<P align=center></P>
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<P align=center>Jim Reeves quit the Louisiana Hayride in 1955, and joined the
Grand Ole Opry in October.</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Justin Tubb, age 20, became the youngest ever member of the
Grand Ole Opry 1955.</P>
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<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Marty Robbins released "Maybelline," 1955.</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>The Louvin Brother's "When I Stopped Dreaming," charted
1955.</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Rosie Flores, Rockabilly singer/guitarist, born San Antonio, TX
1956.</P>
<P align=center></P>
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<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Cowboy Copas' "Alabam" went to # 1 in 1960.</P>
<P align=center></P>
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<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Joe Callahan, age 61, of "The Callahan Brothers," died 1971.</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Ronnie Milsap went to # 1 with "I'm A Stand By My Woman Man"
1976.</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Ricky Skaggs released his "Highways and Heartaches," album
1982.</P>
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<P align=center>Carl Tipton died in 1989.</P>
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<P align=center></P>
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<P align=center>Garth Brooks released "Ropin' The Wind," 1991.</P>
<P align=center></P>
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<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Mac Davis was honored in Hollywood, with a star in the Hollywood
Walk of Fame 1998.</P>
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<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Chris Cagle and schoolteacher Elizabeth Filer were married in
Houston, TX 2001.</P>
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<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Bill Anderson released his album "Five Star Collection"
2002.</P>
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<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Universal released "The Best of Dave Dudley" 2002.</P>
<P align=center></P>
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<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Jamie O'Neal, LeAnn Rimes, and Michael Peterson performed at the
Gstadd Music Festival in Switzerland 2004.</P>
<P align=center></I><STRONG>Thanks Bill<BR></STRONG></FONT></FONT><FONT
color=#008080><FONT color=#008080><FONT size=4><FONT color=#000000><A
href="http://www.rockabillyhall.com/rcnv.html"><FONT color=#000000
size=1><STRONG>Also visit: Bill's "Rockabilly Country News & Views"
Page</STRONG></FONT></A><BR><FONT color=#000000><STRONG><EM><FONT
size=2>Compiled by Bill Morrison -
billmorr-@hotmail.com</FONT></EM></STRONG></A><BR></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT><BR></FONT><FONT
color=#008080><FONT color=#008080><FONT size=4><FONT color=#000000><FONT
color=#008000><FONT size=3><STRONG> <BR>**** Country Music News
</STRONG></FONT><STRONG><FONT color=#008000
size=3>****<BR></FONT></STRONG></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></P>
<P align=center><FONT size=3>Oprah hosts Rascal Flatts<BR>Tuesday, September 8,
2009 – Rascal Flatts will make their second appearance on Oprah this Thursday,
Sept. 10. The band will head to Chicago today to perform as part of the show's
24th season kick-off by performing live for crowds on Michigan Avenue when the
show shuts down the street for the taping to air late this week. <BR>The group
will perform along with Black Eyed Peas, James Taylor and Jennifer Hudson.
</FONT></P>
<P align=center><FONT size=3>The "Rascal Flatts American Living Unstoppable
Tour" continues this weekend with shows in Virginia Beach, Va., Camden, N.J. and
Mansfield, Mass.<BR>~~~~~<BR>Del McCoury readies new CD<BR>Friday, September 4,
2009 – Del McCoury may have released a retrospective, the "Celebrating 50 Years
Of Del McCoury" boxed set, but he's not done for the year. "Family Circle" is
dropping Oct. 27. <BR>Recorded this summer at sessions sandwiched between
appearances at Merlefest, Bonnaroo, Grey Fox and McCoury's own Delfest, "Family
Circle" finds McCoury recorded with sons Ronnie and Rob, fiddler Jason Carter
and bass player Alan Bartram. </FONT></P>
<P align=center><FONT size=3>Writers like Billy Smith and Shawn Camp are back
with new entries, along with Californian Joe New. McCoury revives pop classic I
Remember You (learned from country singer Slim Whitman's version) and goes to
his roots with Sweet Appalachia (from West Virginia's Alan Johnston) and
Revenuer's Blues, written by Rob McCoury and long-time buddy Ronnie Bowman. Jim
Lauderdale, Verlon Thompson and Buddy and Julie Miller - McCoury covers Does My
Ring Burn Your Finger - and Dire Straits' Mark Knopfler and a dash of rockabilly
with the Charlie Rich-penned Jerry Lee Lewis number, Break Up also are included.
</FONT></P>
<P align=center><FONT size=3>~~~~~~~~~~~<BR>Carrie Underwood sings of the Cowboy
Casanova<BR>Cowboy Casanova is the first single from Carrie Underwood's upcoming
third album, "Play On." Underwood wrote the track with Mike Elizondo and Brett
James, one of the writers behind her huge hit Jesus, Take the Wheel.
<BR>Originally slated to arrive at country radio on Sept. 8, the leak of a
rough, unfinished version of the song prompted a rushed-to-radio delivery of the
real single late Wednesday evening. Fans can hear the genuine single of Cowboy
Casanova online now at both carrieunderwoodofficial.com, as well as
youtube.com/carrieunderwood. </FONT></P>
<P align=center><FONT size=3>Underwood is continuing work on "Play On," which
drops Nov. 3. She is again teamed with Mark Bright, who produced her "Carnival
Ride" collection as well as seven tracks from "Some Hearts."</FONT> <BR></P>
<P align=center><FONT color=#008080><FONT color=#008080><FONT size=4><FONT
color=#000000><BR><FONT size=3><FONT color=#008000><STRONG>****</STRONG>
<STRONG>Amy's Kitchen</STRONG> <STRONG>****</STRONG> </FONT><BR>Amish
Peach Cream Pie<BR><BR>2 1/3 cups pitted, peeled and sliced peaches<BR><BR>1 1/4
cups sugar<BR><BR>1/3 cup plus 1 tablespoon flour<BR><BR>I cup milk<BR><BR>1
pinch salt<BR><BR>Mix all ingredients and pour into a ready made pie crust.
<BR><BR>Bake at 400 degrees for 30 minutes. Reduce heat to 350 degrees for
30<BR>minutes.<BR><BR>Fresh rhubarb may be used in place of
peaches.<BR><BR><BR><BR><STRONG><FONT color=#008000>****A Parting Thought
****</FONT></STRONG><BR>"Excuse me, sir, but are you reading that newspaper
you're sitting on?"<BR>~<BR>Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if
afterwards it <BR>doesn't work anymore? <BR><STRONG><FONT
color=#008000><BR>Last Call
Y'ALL</FONT></STRONG><BR></P></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT>
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be birds or mammals. He also knows the rule, "New babies cannot be petted." He
usually waits impatiently until the new babies have grown for a week or so and
then he can pet them.<BR><BR>Recently our neighbors brought home their
firstborn, a beautiful little boy. When I told my great-grandson they had a new
baby, he immediately began to ask to go visit them. The second day, very early
in the morning, he began to ask to go visit again. I explained to him that it
was too early to visit, and that the baby was probably still
sleeping.<BR><BR>Hands on his hips and head cocked to one side, he informed me,
"But Grandma! I don't want to pet him; I just want to look at
him."</FONT><BR><BR></FONT><FONT color=#0000ff><FONT
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