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These are clean jokes. However,
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Tuesday September 21,2009
Today's country music videos :
Ricky Scaggs-I don't care.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g00Xgltms_w&feature=rec-HM-fresh+div
Ricky Skaggs and the Boston Pops: "Highway 40 Blues"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dS4AaXLtos
Ricky Skaggs and the Boston Pops: "Uncle Pen"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvXsH6sFY2M&feature=related
Ricky Skaggs , Country Boy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-H-3-p7H3M&feature=related
honey wont you open that door by ricky skaggs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8TrzlFVfcc&feature=related
Ricky Skaggs - Crying My Heart Out over You
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOGjUjZ2glQ&feature=related
Yes folks, Youcan still buy GREAT COUNTRY MUSIC at
The Ernest Tubb Record Shops
Indiana Landmark Destroyed By Fire
Reported by: Jon Swaner
Sunday, Sep 20, 2009 @05:35pm EDT
Some sad news out of Nashville, Indiana,the Little Opry in Nashville has been destroyed by fire.
It happened about 10:15 Saturday night after a performance by the group, Goldwing Express.
Fire departments from 13 communities could not save this landmark. They're not sure what caused the fire.
No one was hurt.
Thought For Today: GREETING CARDS: When you care enough to send the very best but not enough to actually write something.
In order to pay his nursing school tuition, a student was working two jobs over the summer, as a butcher's assistant and as a hospital orderly, both jobs that required the young man wear a long white coat.
One night he was wheeling a woman into surgery when she sat up suddenly, looked him in the eye, and screamed, "God save me! It's the butcher!"
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So many of Lassie's fans want to ask, "Was she allowed on the furniture?"
Of course she was, but then, she was the one who paid for it.
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My grandson asked why I called my husband Hon.
"It's a term of endearment," I explained.
My husband mumbled, "After more than 40 years, it's a term of endurement."
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At my twelve-year-old's request, I loaded my Rolling Stones tunes onto his iPod.
"I had no idea you liked the Stones," I said.
"Sure. I like all that old-fashioned music," he said.
"What do you mean, 'old-fashioned music'?"
"You know," he said defensively. "Music from the 1900s."
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I spent an afternoon helping my brother move into a new apartment. In one carton I found a crockpot, with an odd-looking and very dirty metal lid. Later I ushered my brother into the kitchen and asked why he hadn't mentioned this perfectly good pot.
He stared at it, then replied, "Well, after I broke the lid I never thought of replacing it with a hubcap."
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A man goes to the doctor complaining about stomach problems. The doctor asks him what he's been eating.
"I only eat pool balls," he says. "Red ones for breakfast, yellow and orange ones for lunch, blue for afternoon snacks, and purple and black for dinner."
"I see the problem," says the doctor. "You're not getting enough greens."
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My sister and I were discussing our mutual weight problem one evening, when I challenged her to a contest. If I lost the most weight in the next month, I wouldn't have to pay the $25 that I owed her. If she lost the most weight, I would have to pay up. Anything for an incentive!
"All right," said Betty happily. "But let's wait two weeks before we start. There are some things I have to eat first."
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A husband is about to leave on a business trip, "Honey, if my business requires me to stay longer in that town. I'll send you a card."
"Don't bother dear, I read it already, it's in the pocket of your coat."
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While filling up at a gas station, I accidentally spilled gasoline on my shirt. When I went inside to pay, I noticed a woman crinkling her nose.
Embarrassed, I tried to put her mind at ease. "If you smell gas," I said, "it's me."
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"The Picnic"
A Jewish Rabbi and a Catholic Priest met at the town's annual Canada Day picnic. Old friends, they began their usual banter.
"This baked ham is really delicious," the priest teased the rabb i. "You really ought to try it. I know it's against your religion, but I can't understand why such a wonderful food should be forbidden! You don't know what you're missing. You just haven't lived until you've tried Mrs. Hall's prized Virginia Baked Ham. Tell me, Rabbi, when are you going to break down and try it?"
The rabbi looked at the priest with a big grin, and said, "At your wedding."
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A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked.
'Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered. 'On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a gang of bikers, who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.. So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in his face ... Kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, 'Now, back off!! Or I'll kick the sh*t out of all of you!'
St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?'
'Just a couple of minutes ago...'
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Today's Links:
*some links may have adult contents on the same page, I have no control what
else appears on the page. Clicker beware!
Video Nick Pitera sings both parts of "A Whole New World"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4PW9J9BTjM&feature=related
And a nother one for you, today
Waking Up Is Hard To Do These very talented singers are all
Certified Registered Nurse Anesthetists (CRNA) in Minnesota
and they can really sing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOrjcLJ2IE0&feature=related
Year by Year
http://www.infoplease.com/yearbyyear.html
Beautiful Landscapes
http://funzu.com/index.php/crazy-pics/brilliant-photos-of-landscapes-20082009.html
A quick Hubble slide show:
http://www.cnn.com/2009/TECH/05/15/slideshow.hubble.galaxies/index.html
Find A Quote
http://www.quotestumbler.com/
May I set your table?
http://www.wholesale-table-linens.com/setup-tableware.html
World's Biggest Diamond Heist
http://tinyurl.com/bt8uhj
Game No Clue Crossword Puzzle
http://www.gamedesign.jp/flash/crossword/crossword.html
anti-theft lunch bags Via Dianne
http://www.thinkofthe.com/products/lunch_bag.php
DC Tea Party!
http://www.ShangralaFamilyFun.com/teaparty.html
National Geographic Games Via Wesley
http://games.nationalgeographic.com/index.aspx
Dangerous Staph Bacteria Found at Five Beaches !
http://tinyurl.com/qehgvf
Holiday Smileys
http://www.patch59.com/PATCH59/59HolidaySmileys.html
Pumpkins
http://www.patch59.com/PATCH59/59Pumpkins.html
Autumn Leaves
http://www.lingolinda.com/2008/scripts/IM/leaf/VIEW.php
Warlords Fighting Game
http://tinyurl.com/cd8ulm
<a href="http://tinyurl.com/cd8ulm"> Here </a>
Scary Museum Prank
http://tinyurl.com/cmoy2e
<a href="http://tinyurl.com/cmoy2e"> Here </a>
Dracula 3: The Path of the Dragon
http://tinyurl.com/dff2z6
<a href="http://tinyurl.com/dff2z6"> Here </a>
Hot Dog
http://www.buffaloschips.com/ytrf.htm
How To Blow Away A Deer
http://www.buffaloschips.com/5467.htm
How to get jail time for a speeding ticket
http://www.buffaloschips.com/65r7.htm
Hrbtno
http://www.buffaloschips.com/ujyg687.htm
Ice fishing
http://www.buffaloschips.com/jkljlkjo.htm
The speed limit is generally fifty-five miles per hour in the country and twenty in the city, but the average driver adds them together.
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Please help, it won't cost ya a thing
but it will really feel good
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Free Food For Homeless Dogs
http://www.theanimalrescuesite.com
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Here's the web site! Pass it along to people you know.
http://www.thebreastcancersite.com
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Organ and Tissue Donation/Transplanation
http://www.organdonor.gov/
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The band, Five for Fighting, is generously donating $0.40 to AutismSpeaks
for *each time* this video is viewed. The funding goes toward research studies
to help find a cure for autism.
http://www.whatkindofworlddoyouwant.com/videos/view/id/408214
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About Free Rice
Free Rice is a sister site of the world poverty site
http://www.freerice.com/about.html
Poverty.com
No one should ever go to sleep hungry....Jim
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If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.
****Bill's Country Calendar ****
****This Country Music History Calendar is reprinted with permission
from the original work copyrighted by Bill Morrison © ****
-21-
Ted Daffan born Beaurgard Parish, LA 1912.
Judge Bob Burton, BMI president, and one of the founders of the Country Music Association, born NYC 1914.
Dickey Lee born "Royden Dickey Lipscombe, Memphis, TN 1936. Inducted NSHF 1995.
Ginger Boatwright, Bluegrass/vocals/guitar, born Columbus, MS 1944.
Don Felder of the "Eagles," born Gainesville, FL 1947.
Mark Wright, songwriter/producer/record company executive, born Fayetteville, AR 1957.
Johnny Cash released "You Tell Me/Goodbye Little Darlin'" in 1959.
Daryl Mosley, lead vocalist for "New Tradition" born Waverly, TN 1964.
Marty Robbins' album "Gunfighter Ballads and Trail Songs" was certified gold 1965.
Ronna Reeves born Big Springs, TX 1966.
Faith Hill born Jackson, MS 1967. Faith was adopted on September 23, 1967 and named Audrey Faith Perry.
Walter Brennan, singer/actor/3 time Oscar winner, died Oxnard, CA 1974.
Barbara Mandrell's acting debut in "Burning Rage" 1984.
Eddie Rabbitt, Merle Kilgore and Kent Robbins, inducted into the NSHF 1998.
Varese Records released Johnny Cash's "The Complete Original Sun Singles" 1999.
The George D. Hay Hall of Fame, in Mammoth, AR, inducted; Bill Monroe, Jimmy Martin, Conway Twitty, Ernie Ashworth, Jeannie Seely, George Hamilton IV, Jimmy C. Newman, Barbara Fairchild and Clyde Moody in 2003.
Keith Urban's album "Be Here" released 2004.
-22-
Roy "Pop" Lewis Sr., of "The Lewis Family" born Pickens, SC 1905.
Eddy Arnold's "Just A Little Lovin'," topped the charts 1948.
June Forester "Forester Sisters," born Lookout Mountain, GA 1952.
Debbie Boone, recording artist/daughter of Pat Boone, born Hackensack, NJ 1956.
Jim Reeves' "I Guess I'm Crazy" was # 1 in 1964.
Sonny James topped the charts with "When The Snow is on the Roses" 1972.
Jimmy Bryant, guitarist/songwriter/actor, died 1980.
Johnny and June Carter Cash began filming "Murder in Coweta County" 1982.
Everly Brothers played their first concert together in ten years, 1983.
Willie Nelson's "Farm Aid," debuted on the campus of the University of Illinois 1985. The concert was televised on TNN, and $9,000,000 was raised. Fifty-four acts performed.
Eddy Raven's "Joe Knows How to Live" went to #1 in 1988.
Wiley Morris, Bluegrass recording artist/multi-instrumentalist, died 1990.
Hank Thompson, Wayne Carson, and Roger Cook inducted NSHF 1997.
Varese Records released "The Very Best of Johnny Bond" 1998.
Dolly Parton, Johnny Bond, and Conway Twitty, inducted CMHF 1999.
33rd annual CMA Awards 1999. Shania Twain, Entertainer of the Year, and International Artist Achievement Award. Martina McBride won Female Vocalist. Jo Dee Messina won the Horizon Award. Tim McGraw won Male Vocalist. George Jones refused to appear, after the CMA insisted he perform a shortened version, of his nominated single "Choices." Alan Jackson surprised the CMA by singing George's song instead of his own, and he then left the building. Thank you Alan.
Thanks Bill
Also visit: Bill's "Rockabilly Country News & Views" Page
Compiled by Bill Morrison - billmorr-@hotmail.com
**** Country Music News ****
Buddy, Julie Miller win big at Americana awards
Thursday, September 17, 2009 – It was a big night for Buddy and Julie Miller at the Americana Music Association annual awards show Thursday in Nashville, winning four awards. Miller won the final award of the evening - Artist of the Year. The couple took home album of the year for "Written in Chalk," song of the year for Chalk and duo or group of the year.
Justin Townes Earle won the emerging artist of the year award over Band of Heathens, Belleville Outfit and Sarah Borges.
Guitarist Gurf Morlix received the Instrumentalist of the Year award early in the evening, taking it over Buddy Miller, Jerry Douglas and Sam Bush.
John Fogerty received a Lifetime Achievement Award for songwriting.
John Cowan and Darrell Scott presented a Lifetime Instrumental Award to Sam Bush.
Ken Leviton was awarded the Jack Emerson Award by Emmylou Harris.
Asleep at the Wheel took home the Lifetime Achievement Award for Performance.
The evening also featured a slew of musical performances including Garden Party and Have You Ever Seen the Rain by Fogerty and Written in Chalk by with Patty Griffin helping out. The show closed with Little Feat's Dixie Chicken with Jim Lauderdale, Jason Isbell, Bush, Harris and Earle among those on stage.
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**** Amy's Kitchen ****
Apple Bread Pudding
1/4 cup butter, cubed
2 cups chopped peeled tart apples
1/3 cup packed brown sugar
8 cups cubed French Bread
1/2 cup butterscotch chips
1/2 cup cinnamon baking chips
1/2 cup chopped walnuts
4 eggs
3 cups half-and-half cream
1 tsp vanilla
Additional cinnamon baking chips, melted, optional
In a large skillet, melt the butter. Stir in the apples and the brown sugar. Cook over medium heat for 6 to 7 minutes or until the apples are tender, stirring occaionally. Place the bread cubes in a greased 13 x 9 inch baking dish. Add the apple mixture, chips, and the walnuts. Toss to coat. In a large bowl, whisk the eggs, cream, and vanilla. Pour over the bread mixture. Bake at 350 F for 40-45 minutes or until a knife inserted near the center comes out clean. Drizzle with the melted cinnamon chips if desired. Serve warm.
Makes 12 servings
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Easy Creamy Chicken Enchiladas
Ingredients:
a.. 1 can (10 ¾ ounce) Cream of Chicken Soup
b.. 1 container (8 ounces) sour cream
c.. 1 cup picante sauce
d.. 2 teaspoons chili powder
e.. 2 cups chopped cooked chicken
f.. 1 cup shredded Monterey jack or cheddar cheese
g.. 10 taco size tortillas, warmed
h.. 1 medium tomato, chopped
i.. 1 green onion, sliced
Preparation
Mix soup, sour cream, picante sauce and chili powder. Mix 1 cup picante sauce mixture, chicken and cheese.
Spread about ¼ cup chicken mixture down center of each tortilla. Roll up and place seam-side down in 3 quart shallow baking dish. Pour remaining picante sauce mixture over enchiladas. Cover.
Bake at 350oF. for 40 minutes or until hot. Top with tomato and onion.
****A Parting Thought ****
A small town is a place where there is little to see or do, but what you hear makes up for it.
Last Call Y'ALL
"A Bad Day"
The phone rang. The harried housewife answered it and listened
with relief to the kindly voice in her ear.
"How are you doing, Darling?" the voice said, "What kind of
day are you having?"
"Oh, Mother, I've had such a bad day. The baby won't eat and
the washing machine broke down. I haven't a chance to go shopping,
and besides, I've just sprained my ankle and I have to hobble
around. On top of that, the house is a mess and I'm supposed to
have two couples to dinner tonight."
"Oh, Darling, sit down, relax, and close your eyes. I'll be over
in half an hour. I'll do your shopping, clean up the house, and
cook your dinner for you. I'll feed the baby and I'll call a
repairman I know who'll be at your house to fix the washing
machine quickly. Now stop crying. I'll do everything. In fact,
I'll even call George at the office and tell him he ought to come
home and help out for once."
"George? Who's - who's George?"
"Why ... George ... Your husband! ... This - is - you, Elaine,
isn't it? At 555-9174?"
"No ... it isn't... This is 555-9175 and my name is Kathy."
"Oh, I'm sooo sorry, dear. I guess I dialed the wrong number."
"D-d-does that mean you're not coming over?"
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<P align=center><STRONG><EM>Ricky Scaggs-I don't care.<BR></EM></STRONG><A
href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g00Xgltms_w&;feature=rec-HM-fresh+div"><FONT
color=#0000ff><STRONG><EM>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g00Xgltms_w&;feature=rec-HM-fresh+div</EM></STRONG></FONT></A><BR><BR></P>
<H1><EM><FONT size=3>Ricky Skaggs and the Boston Pops: "Highway 40
Blues"<BR></FONT></EM><A href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dS4AaXLtos"><FONT
color=#0000ff
size=3><EM>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dS4AaXLtos</EM></FONT></A><BR><EM><FONT
size=3><BR>Ricky Skaggs and the Boston Pops: "Uncle Pen"<BR></FONT></EM><A
href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvXsH6sFY2M&;feature=related"><FONT
color=#0000ff
size=3><EM>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvXsH6sFY2M&;feature=related</EM></FONT></A><BR><EM><FONT
size=3><BR>Ricky Skaggs , Country Boy<BR></FONT><A
href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-H-3-p7H3M&;feature=related"><FONT
color=#0000ff
size=3>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-H-3-p7H3M&;feature=related</FONT></A><BR>
<H1><FONT size=3>honey wont you open that door by ricky skaggs<BR><A
href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8TrzlFVfcc&;feature=related"><FONT
color=#0000ff>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8TrzlFVfcc&;feature=related</FONT></A><BR><BR>Ricky
Skaggs - Crying My Heart Out over You<BR><A
href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOGjUjZ2glQ&;feature=related"><FONT
color=#0000ff>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOGjUjZ2glQ&;feature=related</FONT></A></FONT></H1></EM></H1>
<P align=center><STRONG>Yes folks, Youcan still buy GREAT COUNTRY MUSIC
at<BR>The Ernest Tubb Record Shops</STRONG><BR></P><FONT size=2><SPAN
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<I>Jon Swaner</I></DIV><BR>
<DIV style="DISPLAY: inline; FONT-SIZE: 11px; COLOR: #777777"><I>Sunday,
Sep 20, 2009 @05:35pm EDT</I></DIV></FONT><BR></FONT></DIV>
<DIV class=fulltext_longtext align=center> Some sad news out of
Nashville, Indiana,the Little Opry in Nashville has been destroyed by
fire.<BR><BR>It happened about 10:15 Saturday night after a performance by
the group, Goldwing Express.<BR><BR>Fire departments from 13 communities
could not save this landmark. They're not sure what caused the
fire.<BR><BR>No one was
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<P align=center><EM><STRONG>Thought
For Today:</STRONG></EM></FONT><STRONG> </STRONG><FONT
color=#000000>GREETING CARDS: When you care enough to send the very best but not
enough to actually write something. </FONT><BR><BR><BR><FONT color=#000000>In
order to pay his nursing school tuition, a student was working two jobs over the
summer, as a butcher's assistant and as a hospital orderly, both jobs that
required the young man wear a long white coat.<BR><BR>One night he was wheeling
a woman into surgery when she sat up suddenly, looked him in the eye, and
screamed, "God save me! It's the butcher!" <BR>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<BR>So many of
Lassie's fans want to ask, "Was she allowed on the furniture?"<BR><BR>Of course
she was, but then, she was the one who paid for it. <BR>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<BR>My
grandson asked why I called my husband Hon.<BR><BR>"It's a term of endearment,"
I explained.<BR><BR>My husband mumbled, "After more than 40 years, it's a term
of endurement." <BR>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<BR>At my twelve-year-old's request, I
loaded my Rolling Stones tunes onto his iPod.<BR><BR>"I had no idea you liked
the Stones," I said.<BR><BR>"Sure. I like all that old-fashioned music," he
said.<BR><BR>"What do you mean, 'old-fashioned music'?"<BR><BR>"You know," he
said defensively. "Music from the 1900s." <BR>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<BR>I spent an
afternoon helping my brother move into a new apartment. In one carton I found a
crockpot, with an odd-looking and very dirty metal lid. Later I ushered my
brother into the kitchen and asked why he hadn't mentioned this perfectly good
pot.<BR><BR>He stared at it, then replied, "Well, after I broke the lid I never
thought of replacing it with a hubcap." <BR>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<BR>A man goes to the
doctor complaining about stomach problems. The doctor asks him what he's been
eating.<BR><BR>"I only eat pool balls," he says. "Red ones for breakfast, yellow
and orange ones for lunch, blue for afternoon snacks, and purple and black for
dinner."<BR><BR>"I see the problem," says the doctor. "You're not getting enough
greens." <BR>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<BR>My sister and I were discussing our mutual
weight problem one evening, when I challenged her to a contest. If I lost the
most weight in the next month, I wouldn't have to pay the $25 that I owed her.
If she lost the most weight, I would have to pay up. Anything for an
incentive!<BR><BR>"All right," said Betty happily. "But let's wait two weeks
before we start. There are some things I have to eat first."
<BR>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<BR>A husband is about to leave on a business trip, "Honey, if
my business requires me to stay longer in that town. I'll send you a
card."<BR><BR>"Don't bother dear, I read it already, it's in the pocket of your
coat." <BR>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<BR>While filling up at a gas station, I accidentally
spilled gasoline on my shirt. When I went inside to pay, I noticed a woman
crinkling her nose.<BR><BR>Embarrassed, I tried to put her mind at ease. "If you
smell gas," I said, "it's me." <BR>~~~~~~~~~~~~~<BR></P>
<DIV>"The Picnic" </DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV>A Jewish Rabbi and a Catholic Priest met at the town's annual Canada Day
picnic. Old friends, they began their usual banter. </DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV>"This baked ham is really delicious," the priest teased the rabb i. "You
really ought to try it. I know it's against your religion, but I can't
understand why such a wonderful food should be forbidden! You don't know what
you're missing. You just haven't lived until you've tried Mrs. Hall's prized
Virginia Baked Ham. Tell me, Rabbi, when are you going to break down and try
it?" </DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV>The rabbi looked at the priest with a big grin, and said, "At your
wedding."<BR>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<BR>
<DIV>A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. <BR><BR>'Have you
ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked. </DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV>'Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered. 'On a trip to
the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a gang of bikers, who were
threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't
listen.. So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and
smacked him in his face ... Kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and
threw it on the ground. I yelled, 'Now, back off!! Or I'll kick the sh*t out of
all of you!' <BR><BR>St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?' </DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV>'Just a couple of minutes ago...'
<BR>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<BR></FONT><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR></DIV></DIV></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT><FONT
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<DIV align=center><STRONG>Today's Links:</STRONG></DIV><FONT color=#ff0000>
<DIV align=center><FONT color=#ff0000>
<DIV><FONT color=#ff0000><STRONG>*some links may have adult contents on
the same page, I have no control what</STRONG></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT color=#ff0000><STRONG> else appears on the page. Clicker
beware!</STRONG></FONT></DIV></FONT></DIV></FONT><FONT color=#000000>
<P align=center><BR><FONT size=2><BR></FONT></P>
<DIV><FONT size=2>Video Nick Pitera sings both parts of "A Whole New
World"</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2> </FONT><A
title=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4PW9J9BTjM&;feature=related
href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4PW9J9BTjM&;feature=related"><FONT
size=2>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4PW9J9BTjM&;feature=related</FONT></A></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT color=#ff0000 size=2>And a nother one for you,
today</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2>Waking Up Is Hard To Do These very talented singers are
all<BR>Certified Registered Nurse Anesthetists (CRNA) in Minnesota<BR>and
they can really sing.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><A title=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOrjcLJ2IE0&;feature=related
href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOrjcLJ2IE0&;feature=related"><FONT
size=2>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOrjcLJ2IE0&;feature=related</FONT></A></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2>Year by Year</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><A title=http://www.infoplease.com/yearbyyear.html
href="http://www.infoplease.com/yearbyyear.html"><FONT
size=2>http://www.infoplease.com/yearbyyear.html</FONT></A></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2>Beautiful Landscapes</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><A
title=http://funzu.com/index.php/crazy-pics/brilliant-photos-of-landscapes-20082009.html
href="http://funzu.com/index.php/crazy-pics/brilliant-photos-of-landscapes-20082009.html"><FONT
size=2>http://funzu.com/index.php/crazy-pics/brilliant-photos-of-landscapes-20082009.html</FONT></A></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2>A quick Hubble slide show:<BR></FONT><A
title=http://www.cnn.com/2009/TECH/05/15/slideshow.hubble.galaxies/index.html
href="http://www.cnn.com/2009/TECH/05/15/slideshow.hubble.galaxies/index.html"><FONT
size=2>http://www.cnn.com/2009/TECH/05/15/slideshow.hubble.galaxies/index.html</FONT></A><FONT
size=2> </FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2></FONT> </DIV>
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href="http://www.quotestumbler.com/"><FONT
size=2>http://www.quotestu<WBR>mbler.com/</FONT></A><BR><BR><FONT size=2>May I
set your table? <BR></FONT><A
title=http://www.wholesale-table-linens.com/setup-tableware.html
href="http://www.wholesale-table-linens.com/setup-tableware.html"><FONT
size=2>http://www.wholesal<WBR>e-table-linens.<WBR>com/setup-<WBR>tableware.<WBR>html</FONT></A><BR><BR><FONT
size=2>World's Biggest Diamond Heist </FONT></DIV>
<DIV><A title=http://tinyurl.com/bt8uhj href="http://tinyurl.com/bt8uhj"><FONT
size=2>http://tinyurl.<WBR>com/bt8uhj</FONT></A></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2>Game No Clue Crossword Puzzle</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2> </FONT><A
title=http://www.gamedesign.jp/flash/crossword/crossword.html
href="http://www.gamedesign.jp/flash/crossword/crossword.html"><FONT
size=2>http://www.gamedesign.jp/flash/crossword/crossword.html</FONT></A></DIV>
<P align=center><FONT size=2>anti-theft lunch bags Via Dianne <BR></FONT><A
href="http://www.thinkofthe.com/products/lunch_bag.php"><FONT
size=2>http://www.thinkoft<WBR>he.com/products/<WBR>lunch_bag.<WBR>php</FONT></A><FONT
size=2> <BR><BR>DC Tea Party!<BR></FONT><A
href="http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/teaparty.html"><FONT
size=2>http://www.Shangral<WBR>aFamilyFun.<WBR>com/teaparty.<WBR>html</FONT></A><BR><BR><FONT
size=2>National Geographic Games Via Wesley<BR></FONT><A
href="http://games.nationalgeographic.com/index.aspx"><FONT
size=2>http://games.<WBR>nationalgeograph<WBR>ic.com/index.<WBR>aspx</FONT></A><BR><BR><FONT
size=2>Dangerous Staph Bacteria Found at Five Beaches !<BR></FONT><A
href="http://tinyurl.com/qehgvf"><FONT
size=2>http://tinyurl.<WBR>com/qehgvf</FONT></A><BR><BR><FONT size=2>Holiday
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href="http://www.patch59.com/PATCH59/59HolidaySmileys.html"><FONT
size=2>http://www.patch59.<WBR>com/PATCH59/<WBR>59HolidaySmileys<WBR>.html</FONT></A><BR><BR><FONT
size=2>Pumpkins<BR></FONT><A
href="http://www.patch59.com/PATCH59/59Pumpkins.html"><FONT
size=2>http://www.patch59.<WBR>com/PATCH59/<WBR>59Pumpkins.<WBR>html</FONT></A><BR><BR><FONT
size=2>Autumn Leaves<BR></FONT><A
href="http://www.lingolinda.com/2008/scripts/IM/leaf/VIEW.php"><FONT
size=2>http://www.lingolin<WBR>da.com/2008/<WBR>scripts/IM/<WBR>leaf/VIEW.<WBR>php</FONT></A><BR><BR><FONT
size=2>Warlords Fighting Game <BR></FONT><A
href="http://tinyurl.com/cd8ulm"><FONT
size=2>http://tinyurl.<WBR>com/cd8ulm</FONT></A><BR><FONT size=2><a
href="</FONT><A href="http://tinyurl.com/cd8ulm"><FONT
size=2>http://tinyurl.<WBR>com/cd8ulm</FONT></A><FONT size=2>"> Here
</a><BR><BR>Scary Museum Prank <BR></FONT><A
href="http://tinyurl.com/cmoy2e"><FONT
size=2>http://tinyurl.<WBR>com/cmoy2e</FONT></A><BR><FONT size=2><a
href="</FONT><A href="http://tinyurl.com/cmoy2e"><FONT
size=2>http://tinyurl.<WBR>com/cmoy2e</FONT></A><FONT size=2>"> Here
</a><BR><BR>Dracula 3: The Path of the Dragon <BR></FONT><A
href="http://tinyurl.com/dff2z6"><FONT
size=2>http://tinyurl.<WBR>com/dff2z6</FONT></A><BR><FONT size=2><a
href="</FONT><A href="http://tinyurl.com/dff2z6"><FONT
size=2>http://tinyurl.<WBR>com/dff2z6</FONT></A><FONT size=2>"> Here
</a><BR></FONT><BR><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" size=2>Hot Dog <BR></FONT><A
href="http://www.buffaloschips.com/ytrf.htm"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS"
size=2>http://www.buffalos<WBR>chips.com/<WBR>ytrf.htm</FONT></A><FONT
face="Comic Sans MS" size=2> <BR><BR>How To Blow Away A Deer <BR></FONT><A
href="http://www.buffaloschips.com/5467.htm"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS"
size=2>http://www.buffalos<WBR>chips.com/<WBR>5467.htm</FONT></A><FONT
face="Comic Sans MS" size=2> <BR><BR>How to get jail time for a speeding ticket
<BR></FONT><A href="http://www.buffaloschips.com/65r7.htm"><FONT
face="Comic Sans MS"
size=2>http://www.buffalos<WBR>chips.com/<WBR>65r7.htm</FONT></A><FONT
face="Comic Sans MS" size=2> <BR><BR>Hrbtno <BR></FONT><A
href="http://www.buffaloschips.com/ujyg687.htm"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS"
size=2>http://www.buffalos<WBR>chips.com/<WBR>ujyg687.htm</FONT></A><FONT
face="Comic Sans MS" size=2> <BR><BR>Ice fishing <BR></FONT><A
href="http://www.buffaloschips.com/jkljlkjo.htm"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS"
size=4><FONT
size=2>http://www.buffalos<WBR>chips</FONT>.com/<WBR>jkljlkjo.<WBR>htm</FONT></A><FONT
face="Comic Sans MS" size=4> </FONT><BR><BR>The speed limit is generally
fifty-five miles per hour in the country and twenty in the city, but the average
driver adds them together.</FONT> <BR><FONT color=#000000
size=2>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~</FONT><STRONG> </STRONG></P>
<P align=center><STRONG>Please help, it won't cost ya a thing<BR>but it will
really feel good</STRONG></FONT><BR></FONT></FONT> <FONT
size=2>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<BR></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT><FONT
color=#008080><FONT size=5><FONT color=#000000><FONT size=3><FONT color=#008000
size=1><STRONG>Free Food For Homeless Dogs<BR></STRONG></FONT><A
href="http://www.theanimalrescuesite.com/" target=_blank rel=nofollow><FONT
color=#003399
size=2><STRONG>http://www.theanimalrescuesite.com</STRONG></FONT></A><BR>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<BR><FONT
color=#ff00ff size=2><STRONG>Here's the web site! Pass it along to people you
know. <BR></STRONG></FONT><A href="http://www.thebreastcancersite.com/"
target=_blank rel=nofollow><FONT color=#003399
size=2><STRONG>http://www.thebreastcancersite.com</STRONG></FONT></A><FONT
size=2><BR>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~</FONT><BR><FONT color=#008000
size=2><STRONG>Organ and Tissue Donation/Transplanation</STRONG></FONT><FONT
color=#000000 size=2><STRONG> <BR></STRONG></FONT><A
href="http://www.organdonor.gov/" target=_blank rel=nofollow><FONT color=#003399
size=2><STRONG>http://www.organdonor.gov/</STRONG></FONT></A><STRONG> </STRONG><FONT
size=2><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><FONT color=#000080><FONT color=#000000
size=3>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<BR></FONT><FONT size=2><STRONG>The
band, Five for Fighting, is generously donating $0.40 to AutismSpeaks<BR>for
*each time* this video is viewed. The funding goes toward research studies<BR>to
help find a cure for autism. </STRONG></FONT></FONT></SPAN><BR><FONT
color=#0000ff size=2><STRONG> </STRONG></FONT><A
href="http://www.whatkindofworlddoyouwant.com/videos/view/id/408214"><FONT
color=#0000ff
size=2><STRONG>http://www.whatkindofworlddoyouwant.com/videos/view/id/408214</STRONG></FONT></A></FONT><FONT
size=2><BR>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<BR></FONT><FONT size=2>About
Free Rice<BR></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT><FONT color=#008080><FONT
size=5><FONT color=#000000><FONT size=3>Free Rice is a sister site of the world
poverty site<BR></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT><A
href="http://www.freerice.com/about.html"><FONT color=#0000ff
size=3>http://www.freerice.com/about.html</FONT></A><BR><FONT color=#0000ff
size=3> </FONT><A href="http://www.poverty.com/"><FONT
size=3>Poverty.com</FONT></A><BR><FONT color=#ff00ff size=3><STRONG>No one
should ever go to sleep hungry....Jim<BR></STRONG><FONT
color=#000000><STRONG>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<BR></STRONG>If your
wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.</FONT><BR></P></FONT><FONT
color=#0000ff>
<P align=center><FONT color=#000000 size=3><STRONG>****Bill's Country
Calendar </STRONG></FONT><FONT color=#000000
size=3><STRONG>****<BR></STRONG><FONT size=2><FONT color=#ca1010><EM>****This
Country Music History Calendar is reprinted with permission<BR>from
</EM>the original work copyrighted by Bill Morrison ©
****<BR></FONT></P></FONT></FONT><FONT color=#000000 size=3><FONT size=2><B><I>
<P align=center>-21-</P>
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<P align=center>Ted Daffan born Beaurgard Parish, LA 1912.</P>
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<P align=center>Judge Bob Burton, BMI president, and one of the founders of the
Country Music Association, born NYC 1914.</P>
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<P align=center>Dickey Lee born "Royden Dickey Lipscombe, Memphis, TN 1936.
Inducted NSHF 1995. </P>
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<P align=center>Ginger Boatwright, Bluegrass/vocals/guitar, born Columbus, MS
1944.</P>
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<P align=center>Don Felder of the "Eagles," born Gainesville, FL 1947.</P>
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<P align=center>Mark Wright, songwriter/producer/record company executive, born
Fayetteville, AR 1957.</P>
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<P align=center>Johnny Cash released "You Tell Me/Goodbye Little Darlin'" in
1959.</P>
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<P align=center>Daryl Mosley, lead vocalist for "New Tradition" born Waverly, TN
1964.</P>
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<P align=center>Marty Robbins' album "Gunfighter Ballads and Trail Songs" was
certified gold 1965.</P>
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<P align=center>Ronna Reeves born Big Springs, TX 1966.</P>
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<P align=center>Faith Hill born Jackson, MS 1967. Faith was adopted on September
23, 1967 and named Audrey Faith Perry.</P>
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<P align=center>Walter Brennan, singer/actor/3 time Oscar winner, died Oxnard,
CA 1974.</P>
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<P align=center>Barbara Mandrell's acting debut in "Burning Rage" 1984.</P>
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<P align=center>Eddie Rabbitt, Merle Kilgore and Kent Robbins, inducted into the
NSHF 1998.</P>
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<P align=center>Varese Records released Johnny Cash's "The Complete Original Sun
Singles" 1999.</P>
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<P align=center>The George D. Hay Hall of Fame, in Mammoth, AR, inducted; Bill
Monroe, Jimmy Martin, Conway Twitty, Ernie Ashworth, Jeannie Seely, George
Hamilton IV, Jimmy C. Newman, Barbara Fairchild and Clyde Moody in 2003. </P>
<P align=center></P>
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<P align=center>Keith Urban's album "Be Here" released 2004. </P>
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<P align=center>-22-</P>
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<P align=center>Roy "Pop" Lewis Sr., of "The Lewis Family" born Pickens, SC
1905.</P>
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<P align=center>Eddy Arnold's "Just A Little Lovin'," topped the charts
1948.</P>
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<P align=center>June Forester "Forester Sisters," born Lookout Mountain, GA
1952.</P>
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<P align=center>Debbie Boone, recording artist/daughter of Pat Boone, born
Hackensack, NJ 1956.</P>
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<P align=center>Jim Reeves' "I Guess I'm Crazy" was # 1 in 1964.</P>
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<P align=center>Sonny James topped the charts with "When The Snow is on the
Roses" 1972.</P>
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<P align=center>Jimmy Bryant, guitarist/songwriter/actor, died 1980.</P>
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<P align=center>Johnny and June Carter Cash began filming "Murder in Coweta
County" 1982. </P>
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<P align=center>Everly Brothers played their first concert together in ten
years, 1983.</P>
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<P align=center>Willie Nelson's "Farm Aid," debuted on the campus of the
University of Illinois 1985. The concert was televised on TNN, and $9,000,000
was raised. Fifty-four acts performed.</P>
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<P align=center>Eddy Raven's "Joe Knows How to Live" went to #1 in 1988.</P>
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<P align=center>Wiley Morris, Bluegrass recording artist/multi-instrumentalist,
died 1990.</P>
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<P align=center>Hank Thompson, Wayne Carson, and Roger Cook inducted NSHF
1997.</P>
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<P align=center>Varese Records released "The Very Best of Johnny Bond" 1998.</P>
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<P align=center>Dolly Parton, Johnny Bond, and Conway Twitty, inducted CMHF
1999.</P>
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<P>33rd annual CMA Awards 1999. Shania Twain, Entertainer of the Year, and
International Artist Achievement Award. Martina McBride won Female Vocalist. Jo
Dee Messina won the Horizon Award. Tim McGraw won Male Vocalist. George Jones
refused to appear, after the CMA insisted he perform a shortened version, of his
nominated single "Choices." Alan Jackson surprised the CMA by singing George's
song instead of his own, and he then left the building. Thank you Alan.</P>
<P align=center></B></I><STRONG>Thanks Bill<BR></STRONG></FONT></FONT><FONT
color=#008080><FONT color=#008080><FONT size=4><FONT color=#000000><A
href="http://www.rockabillyhall.com/rcnv.html"><FONT color=#000000
size=1><STRONG>Also visit: Bill's "Rockabilly Country News & Views"
Page</STRONG></FONT></A><BR><FONT color=#000000><STRONG><EM><FONT
size=2>Compiled by Bill Morrison -
billmorr-@hotmail.com</FONT></EM></STRONG></A><BR></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT><BR></FONT><FONT
color=#008080><FONT color=#008080><FONT size=4><FONT color=#000000><FONT
color=#008000><FONT size=3><STRONG> <BR>**** Country Music News
</STRONG></FONT><STRONG><FONT color=#008000 size=3>****<BR>Buddy, Julie Miller
win big at Americana awards<BR>Thursday, September 17, 2009 – It was a big night
for Buddy and Julie Miller at the Americana Music Association annual awards show
Thursday in Nashville, winning four awards. Miller won the final award of the
evening - Artist of the Year. The couple took home album of the year for
"Written in Chalk," song of the year for Chalk and duo or group of the year.
<BR>Justin Townes Earle won the emerging artist of the year award over Band of
Heathens, Belleville Outfit and Sarah Borges.
</FONT></STRONG></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></P>
<P align=center><FONT color=#008080><FONT color=#008080><FONT size=4><FONT
color=#000000><FONT color=#008000><STRONG><FONT color=#008000 size=3>Guitarist
Gurf Morlix received the Instrumentalist of the Year award early in the evening,
taking it over Buddy Miller, Jerry Douglas and Sam Bush.
</FONT></STRONG></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></P>
<P align=center><FONT color=#008080><FONT color=#008080><FONT size=4><FONT
color=#000000><FONT color=#008000><STRONG><FONT color=#008000 size=3>John
Fogerty received a Lifetime Achievement Award for songwriting.
</FONT></STRONG></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></P>
<P align=center><FONT color=#008080><FONT color=#008080><FONT size=4><FONT
color=#000000><FONT color=#008000><STRONG><FONT color=#008000 size=3>John Cowan
and Darrell Scott presented a Lifetime Instrumental Award to Sam Bush.
</FONT></STRONG></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></P>
<P align=center><FONT color=#008080><FONT color=#008080><FONT size=4><FONT
color=#000000><FONT color=#008000><STRONG><FONT color=#008000 size=3>Ken Leviton
was awarded the Jack Emerson Award by Emmylou Harris.
</FONT></STRONG></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></P>
<P align=center><FONT color=#008080><FONT color=#008080><FONT size=4><FONT
color=#000000><FONT color=#008000><STRONG><FONT color=#008000 size=3>Asleep at
the Wheel took home the Lifetime Achievement Award for Performance.
</FONT></STRONG></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></P>
<P align=center><FONT color=#008080><FONT color=#008080><FONT size=4><FONT
color=#000000><FONT color=#008000><STRONG><FONT color=#008000 size=3>The evening
also featured a slew of musical performances including Garden Party and Have You
Ever Seen the Rain by Fogerty and Written in Chalk by with Patty Griffin helping
out. The show closed with Little Feat's Dixie Chicken with Jim Lauderdale, Jason
Isbell, Bush, Harris and Earle among those on
stage.</FONT></STRONG></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></P>
<P align=center><FONT color=#008080><FONT color=#008080><FONT size=4><FONT
color=#000000><FONT color=#008000><STRONG><FONT color=#008000
size=3>~~~~~~~~~~~~~</FONT></STRONG></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT><FONT
color=#008080><FONT color=#008080><FONT size=4><FONT color=#000000><BR><FONT
size=3><FONT color=#008000><STRONG>****</STRONG> <STRONG>Amy's Kitchen</STRONG>
<STRONG>****</STRONG> </FONT><BR>Apple Bread Pudding<BR> <BR>1/4
cup butter, cubed<BR>2 cups chopped peeled tart apples<BR>1/3 cup packed brown
sugar<BR>8 cups cubed French Bread<BR>1/2 cup butterscotch chips<BR>1/2 cup
cinnamon baking chips<BR>1/2 cup chopped walnuts<BR>4 eggs<BR>3 cups
half-and-half cream<BR>1 tsp vanilla<BR>Additional cinnamon baking chips,
melted, optional<BR> <BR>In a large skillet, melt the butter. Stir in
the apples and the brown sugar. Cook over medium heat for 6 to 7 minutes
or until the apples are tender, stirring occaionally. Place the bread
cubes in a greased 13 x 9 inch baking dish. Add the apple mixture, chips,
and the walnuts. Toss to coat. In a large bowl, whisk the eggs,
cream, and vanilla. Pour over the bread mixture. Bake at 350 F for
40-45 minutes or until a knife inserted near the center comes out clean.
Drizzle with the melted cinnamon chips if desired. Serve warm.<BR>Makes 12
servings<BR>~~~~~~~~~<BR>Easy Creamy Chicken Enchiladas<BR><BR>Ingredients:
<BR>a.. 1 can (10 ¾ ounce) Cream of Chicken Soup <BR>b.. 1 container (8 ounces)
sour cream <BR>c.. 1 cup picante sauce <BR>d.. 2 teaspoons chili powder <BR>e..
2 cups chopped cooked chicken <BR>f.. 1 cup shredded Monterey jack or cheddar
cheese <BR>g.. 10 taco size tortillas, warmed <BR>h.. 1 medium tomato, chopped
<BR>i.. 1 green onion, sliced<BR>Preparation <BR>Mix soup, sour cream, picante
sauce and chili powder. Mix 1 cup picante sauce mixture, chicken and
cheese.<BR><BR>Spread about ¼ cup chicken mixture down center of each tortilla.
Roll up and place seam-side down in 3 quart shallow baking dish. Pour remaining
picante sauce mixture over enchiladas. Cover.<BR><BR>Bake at 350oF. for 40
minutes or until hot. Top with tomato and onion.<BR><BR><STRONG><FONT
color=#008000>****A Parting Thought ****</FONT></STRONG><BR>A small town is a
place where there is little to see or do, but what you hear makes up for
it.<BR><STRONG><FONT color=#008000><BR>Last Call
Y'ALL</FONT></STRONG><BR></P></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT>
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<DIV align=center><FONT color=#008080><FONT color=#008080><FONT
color=#000000><STRONG><FONT size=3><BR>"A Bad Day"</FONT></STRONG>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT size=3>The phone rang. The harried housewife answered it and
listened<BR>with relief to the kindly voice in her ear.</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT size=3>"How are you doing, Darling?" the voice said, "What
kind of<BR>day are you having?"</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT size=3>"Oh, Mother, I've had such a bad day. The baby won't
eat and<BR>the washing machine broke down. I haven't a chance to go
shopping,<BR>and besides, I've just sprained my ankle and I have to
hobble<BR>around. On top of that, the house is a mess and I'm supposed
to<BR>have two couples to dinner tonight."</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT size=3>"Oh, Darling, sit down, relax, and close your eyes.
I'll be over<BR>in half an hour. I'll do your shopping, clean up the house,
and<BR>cook your dinner for you. I'll feed the baby and I'll call a<BR>repairman
I know who'll be at your house to fix the washing<BR>machine quickly. Now stop
crying. I'll do everything. In fact,<BR>I'll even call George at the office and
tell him he ought to come<BR>home and help out for once."</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT size=3>"George? Who's - who's George?"</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT size=3>"Why ... George ... Your husband! ... This - is - you,
Elaine,<BR>isn't it? At 555-9174?"</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3></FONT> </DIV>
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Kathy."</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT size=3>"Oh, I'm sooo sorry, dear. I guess I dialed the wrong
number."</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3></FONT> </DIV>
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