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Tuesday October 13,2009
Today's country music videos :
Alan Jackson - Chattahoochee
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smgVLKoA1sE
Alan Jackson - Livin' On Love
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKoNdZeKPMU&feature=channel
Alan Jackson - Summertime Blues
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qy7eWTaAjfA&feature=related
Alan Jackson - Don't Rock The Jukebox
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpPPyHqWznQ&feature=channel
Alan Jackson - Little Bitty
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFBc__RCDp0&feature=channel
Alan Jackson - Drive
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qisbePVDiuE&feature=channel
Yes folks, Youcan still buy GREAT COUNTRY MUSIC at
The Ernest Tubb Record Shops
Thought For Today:Constant use will wear out anything... especially friends.
Finally the truth is told
http://info.org.il/irrelevant/may02-smilepop-soapbox4.swf
A Kansas cyclone hit a farmhouse just before dawn one morning. It
lifted the roof off, picked up the beds, on which the farmer and his
wife slept, and set them down gently in the next county. The wife
began to cry. "Don't be scared, Mary," her husband said. "We're not
hurt." Mary continued to cry. "I'm not scared," she responded
between sobs. "I'm happy 'cause this is the first time in 14 years
we've been out together."
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Two bag lady
A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk.
Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag."
"Oh really? Darn it!" said the little old lady. "I'd better go back and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me officer."
Well, now, not so fast," said the cop. Where did you get all that money? You didn't steal it, did you?"
"Oh, no, no", said the old lady. "You see, my back yard is right next to the football stadium parking lot. On game days, a lot of fans come and pee through a knot hole in the fence, right into my flower garden. It used to really tick me off. Kills the flowers, you know. Then I thought, 'why not make the best of it? So, now, on game days, I stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with my hedge clippers.
Every time some guy sticks his thing through my fence, I surprise him, grab hold of it and say, 'O.K., buddy! Give me $20, or off it comes.'
"Well, that seems only fair," said the cop, laughing. "OK. Good luck! Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?"
"Well, you know", said the little old lady, "not everybody pays."
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Emergency
An Irishman is cleaning his rifle and accidentally shoots his wife. He immediately dials emergency.
Irishman: ''It's my wife! I've accidentally shot her, I've killed her!''
Operator: ''Please calm down sir. Can you first make sure she is actually dead!''
*click* ... *BANG*
Irishman: ''Okay, I've done that. What next?''
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AIDS WARNING !
To all of you approaching 50 or have REACHED 50 and past, this email is especially for you......... ....
SENIOR CITIZENS
ARE THE NATION'S LEADING CARRIERS OF AIDS!
HEARING AIDS
BAND AIDS
ROLL AIDS
WALKING AIDS
MEDICAL AIDS
GOVERNMENT AIDS
MOST OF ALL,
MONETARY AID TO THEIR KIDS!
Not forgetting HIV
(Hair is Vanishing)
I'm only sending this to my 'old' friends.
I love to see you smile.
Give me the grace to see a joke,
To get some humor out of life,
And pass it on to other folk.
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Seen in the parking lot of a brand new department store, painted on the
ground at a crosswalk in letters 4 feet tall: YELD
Close, but not close enough. The next week I drove through the same
parking lot and found it was changed. They had painted an I between
the existing letters. Now it read YEILD.
About two months later they finally fixed it. The old lettering was painted
over with black and freshly painted on top of that was the word STOP.
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When my luggage didn't make the flight home with me, I stormed over to
the airport's customer-service counter. "Can you describe your suitcase?"
the clerk asked. "It's a navy-blue duffle bag, about 3 feet long, 14 inches wide
and 2 feet high," I said. "It has red piping around the edges, three big stars
on one side, and the words 'Atlanta Olympics' in big letters on the other
side." "Okay," she said. "And is there anything distinctive about your bag?"
I'm a traveling salesman and the lenghthy trips I make can be very lonely.
When my five-year-old daughter, Jenny gave me a little stuffed penguin
with a hand-painted sign that said, "I love my Dad!" I started carrying it
everywhere. Through the years, that penguin traveled hundreds of
thousands of miles. Once, at JFK airport in New York, a customs inspector
pulled it out of my suitcase and summed up its meaning: "That's about
the most valuable thing I've seen in all my years on the job," he said.
Thank God we don't charge tax on love."
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My brother Ken was home on leave from his post in
Hawaii, when he announced that he had just been
promoted to lieutenant commander. We were all
pleased with the news, but some of us less
knowledgeable about military rankings asked Ken
to explain what the promotion meant. After several
failed attempts to get us to understand, he sighed
and said,
"Before, I was Hawkeye Pierce, and now I'm Frank Burns."
Expressions of understanding immediately lit the room.
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Today's Links:
*some links may have adult contents on the same page, I have no control what
else appears on the page. Clicker beware!
Video Thanks Mark Did you know there are still bottlers in the
world who make soda pop from rose petals? Or cucumbers? I
found a 13-minute video about Galco's Soda Pop Stop in California.
http://www.wimp.com/sodaflavors/ They even sell on line
http://www.sodapopstop.com/home.cfm
Western Paintings (nice cowboy music too)
http://www.greatdanepro.com/Western%20Paintings/index.htm
Ditch It
"Need to get rid of things? This website offers categorized articles
with a friendly approach to how to get rid of a multitude of things.
http://www.getridofthings.com
Taquitos.net's Reviews of Potato Chips and Snacks
3724 snacks reviewed
http://www.taquitos.net/
Just Point and click! Then pick a site! And 'BOOM' there it is! http://www.allmyfaves.com/
A list of superstitions:
http://www.corsinet.com/trivia/scary.html
Game Spot The Difference
Really a fun game to pass the time. Different levels
and variations. It's also good stimulation for the brain!
http://www.spotthedifference.com/
Winamp MP3 Player Via Lisa
http://www.winamp.com/
Australia Zoo Quest
http://tinyurl.com/pzr7sf
<a href="http://tinyurl.com/pzr7sf"> Here </a>
Was Britney Always Crazy?
http://tinyurl.com/mh49ac
<a href="http://tinyurl.com/mh49ac"> Here </a>
Age of War
http://tinyurl.com/acp62r
<a href="http://tinyurl.com/acp62r"> Here </a>
Block Out
http://www.halloweenmountain.com/blockout.php
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Please help, it won't cost ya a thing
but it will really feel good
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Free Food For Homeless Dogs
http://www.theanimalrescuesite.com
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Here's the web site! Pass it along to people you know.
http://www.thebreastcancersite.com
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Organ and Tissue Donation/Transplanation
http://www.organdonor.gov/
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The band, Five for Fighting, is generously donating $0.40 to AutismSpeaks
for *each time* this video is viewed. The funding goes toward research studies
to help find a cure for autism.
http://www.whatkindofworlddoyouwant.com/videos/view/id/408214
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About Free Rice
Free Rice is a sister site of the world poverty site
http://www.freerice.com/about.html
Poverty.com
No one should ever go to sleep hungry....Jim
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If people listened to themselves, most would shut up
****Bill's Country Calendar ****
****This Country Music History Calendar is reprinted with permission
from the original work copyrighted by Bill Morrison © ****
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C. E. Moody, "The Georgia Yellow Hammers," born Calhoun County, GA 1891.
Pete Drake, producer, musician and publisher, born "Roddis Franklin Drake" in Atlanta, Georgia 1932. Inducted into the International Steel Guitar Hall of Fame in 1987. Elected to the Atlanta Music Hall of Fame 1989. Pete was presented with the Nashville Entertainment Masters Award on 5-7-87.
Susan Raye, recording artist, born Eugene, OR 1944.
Lynn Morris, Bluegrass singer/multi-instrumentalist/band leader, born Lamesa, TX 1948.
Jackie Frantz, "Dave & Sugar," born Sidney, OH 1950.
Russ Barenberg, Bluegrass/Guitar/Mandolin, born 1950.
Ricky Lee Phelps, "Kentucky Headhunters" born Paragould, AR 1953.
Anthony Kenney, "Kentucky Headhunters" born Glasgow, KY 1953.
Iry Lejeune, age 25, Cajun singer/accordionist, killed in a traffic accident on his way home from a gig 1954.
Jerry Lee Lewis' divorce from first wife Dorothy Barton, became final in 1954, twenty-three days after he married his second wife Jane Mitcham.
Sonny James quit the Big D. Jamboree, and joined the Ozark Jubilee 1955.
Harry Stone, age 70, radio executive, former manager of WSM, died 1968.
The 1979 CMA Awards Show was presented in Nashville.
Hubert Long and Hank Snow inducted CMHF 1979.
Willie Nelson named CMA Entertainer of the Year 1979.
Bob Newman, age 63, of "The Georgia Crackers" died 1979.
Barbara Mandrell won the CMA's Female Artist of the Year 1979.
Anne Murray becomes the first female to win the CMA's Album of the Year award 1984.
Floyd Tillman and Ralph Peer inducted CMHF 1984.
Tennessee Ernie Ford inducted CMHF 1990.
Trace Adkins was injured, in 2002, when the tractor he was riding, rolled over, pinning him to the ground. Just a few of the injuries sustained by Trace, prior to joining the Grand Ole Opry in 2003: Nose severed in vehicle accident; left finger cut off in the oil fields, shot through the heart by an ex-wife. There are more, but space is so limited.
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Gobel Reeves "The Texas Drifter," born Sherman, TX 1899.
Dennis "Boots" Woodall, songwriter/guitarist, founder of the "Radio Wranglers," born Paulding County, GA 1921.
The "Renfro Valley Barn Dance," debuted on WLW in Renfro Valley, KY 1937.
Bill Monroe debuted on the Grand Ole Opry 1938.
The Musicians Union strike, which began August 1, 1942, ended in 1943. The Record companies began recording again after one year of silence.
Elvis Presley debuted on the Louisiana Hayride 1954.
Buck Owens recorded "Second Fiddle" at Capitol Studios, Hollywood 1958. This single became Buck's first chart record in the spring of 1959.
Jimmy Dean's #1 hit "Big Bad John" debuted on the charts 1961.
Gary Bennett, "BR5-49," born Las Vegas, NV 1964.
Little Jimmy Dickens' "May the Bird of Paradise Fly up Your Nose," charted 1965.
Chick Hurt, age 56, "The Prarie Ramblers," died 1967.
Elvis Presley and Priscilla were divorced 1973.
The 1978 CMA Awards Show was presented in Nashville.
Louis Marshall "Grandpa" Jones inducted CMHF 1978.
Dolly Parton named "Entertainer of the Year," at the 1978 CMA Awards.
Hank Thompson, Cliffe Stone, and Jack Stapp, inducted CMHF 1989.
The Highwaymen kicked off their second tour 1990.
Joe Lubin, age 84, songwriter, died 2001.
Smoky Dacus, age 90, "Texas Playboys," died 2001.
Keith Urban's single "Days Go By" topped the charts 2004.
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Don Pierce, record company executive, born Ballard, WA 1915.
John Prine, born Maywood, IL 1946.
Marty Robbins released "I'll Go On Alone/You're Breaking My Heart" 1952.
Tanya Tucker, born Seminole, TX 1958.
Ray Charles' #1 hit "Georgia On My Mind" charted 1960.
The Browns gave their final Opry performance as a group in 1966.
1971 CMA Awards show was held in Nashville.
Charley Pride won CMA Entertainer of the Year 1971.
Merle Travis inducted CMHF 1977.
Marty Robbins released "Please Don't Play A Love Song/Jenny" 1978.
James Cecil "Little Jimmy" Dickens inducted CMHF 1983.
Loretta Lynn, and Roy Rodgers, inducted CMHF 1988.
Hank Williams Jr. named CMA's Entertainer of the Year 1988.
K. T. Oslin became the first woman to receive the CMA Song of the Year award 1988.
Capitol released Glen Campbell's "Essential, Vol. 3" 1995.
Capitol released Tennessee Ernie Ford's album "Sixteen Tons" in 1995, five years after the single was a hit.
Lee Ann Womack's single, "I Hope You Dance," released 2000.
RCA released Sara Evans' album "Born to Fly" 2000.
The Grand Ole Opry celebrated its 78th birthday in 2003.
-11-
Dottie West born "Dorothy Marie Marsh," McMinnville, TN 1932.
Tom Mix died in a car wreck, between Florence and Tucson, AZ 1940.
Gary "Gene" Watson, born Palestine, TX 1943.
Paulette Carlson, "Highway 101" born Northfield, MN 1952.
Jimmy Murphy, singer/songwriter born Republic, AL 1952.
Johnny Cash recorded "Ballad of a Teenage Queen" 1957. Jack Clement produced the session.
Rex Griffin, age 46, songwriter, died in New Orleans 1958. NSHF 1970.
Capitol Records released Buck Owens single "Buckaroo/If You Want A Love" 1965.
The 1976 CMA Awards Show was held in Nashville.
"The Outlaws" was named CMA Album of the Year in 1976. This was the first Country Album to ever sell a million copies.
Kitty Wells and Paul Cohen inducted CMHF 1976.
The 1982 CMA Awards show was held in Nashville.
Lefty Frizzell, Marty Robbins, and Roy Horton, inducted CMHF 1982.
Tex Williams, age 68, died 1985.
T. Tommy Cutrer, age 74, former WSM announcer, died in 1998, from a heart attack. Cutrer was the TV announcer for the Porter Wagoner, and Johnny Cash shows.
Johnny Cash appeared on Larry King Live 2002.
Gary Allan's #1 single "Tough Little Boys" debuted on Billboard's Top 40 Chart 2003.
-12-
Red Foley's "Smoke on the Water" topped the charts 1942.
Lefty Frizzell was the first artist, to place four songs in the Top Ten at the same time 1951.
"Jambalaya" took Hank Williams to #1 on the charts in 1952.
Marty Robbins released "Don't Make Me Ashamed/It's A Long Ride" 1953.
Bob Beckham's single "Just As Much As Ever" debuted on the charts 1959.
Jeannie C. Riley's "Harper Valley P.T.A." took her to #1 and stardom in 1968.
Martie Seidel Maguire " Dixie Chicks," born 1969.
Merle Haggard's "Okie From Muskogee" charted 1969.
Shane McAnally born 1974.
Conway Twitty's "The Games That Daddies Play" topped the charts 1976.
The 1981 CMA Awards were presented in Nashville.
Grant Turner and Vernon Dalhart inducted CMHF 1981.
Barbara Mandrell becomes the first artist to be named the CMA's Entertainer of the Year, two years in a row 1981. Barbara also won the award in 1980.
Terri Gibbs won the first CMA Horizon Award 1981.
Rod Brasfield inducted CMHF 1987.
Capitol released Charlie Daniels' album "Same Ol' Me" 1995.
John Denver, age 53, died when the plane he was flying crashed into the Pacific Ocean, near Monterey, CA 1997. Seven months earlier, the Federal Aviation Administration refused to issue a pilot's license to John, because of alcohol related problems.
Collectables released Johnny Cash's "Original Golden Hits, Vol. 1-2" 1999.
Diamond Rio's "Beautiful Mess" topped the charts 2002.
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Roy Rogers quit the Sons of the Pioneers 1937.
Roy Rogers signed his first Hollywood contract with Columbia Pictures 1938.
Acuff-Rose Publications was founded on this date in 1942. The formal partnership agreement was between Fred Rose, and Roy Acuff's wife Mildred.
Tex Ritter's "You Two-Timed Me One Time Too Often" topped the charts 1945.
Lacy J. Dalton born "Jill Lynne Byrem," Bloomsburg, PA 1946.
Lefty Frizzell released "Cigarettes and Coffee Blues," 1958.
Olive "Marie" Osmond, born Ogden, UT 1959.
Leroy Van Dyke's "Just Walk On By" topped the charts 1961.
John Wayne Wiggins of "John & Audrey Wiggins" born Nashville, TN 1962.
Rhett Akins singer/songwriter, born Valdosta, GA 1969.
Johnny Rodriguez' "Ridin' My Thumb To Mexico" topped the charts 1973.
The 1975 CMA Award Show was presented in Nashville. Loretta Lynn and Conway Twitty won their fourth straight award for Duo of the Year. Waylon Jennings won for Male Vocalist, and Minnie Pearl, age 63, was inducted into the CMHF.
The 1980 CMA Award Show was presented in Music City. Johnny Cash, Connie B. Gay, and the Original Sons of the Pioneers, inducted CMHF. Emmylou Harris named Female Vocalist of the Year, and George Jones named the Male Vocalist of the Year 1980.
Ricky Skaggs' single "Uncle Pen" went to #1 1984.
Dan Seals & Marie Osmond's duet "Meet Me In Montana" topped the charts 1985.
Deborah Allen released her album "Anthology" 1998.
Horace "Hoss" Logan, the founder of the Louisiana Hayride, died in Victoria, TX 2002.
Tommy Vaden, age 79, fiddler for Hank Snow died 2004.
Thanks Bill
Also visit: Bill's "Rockabilly Country News & Views" Page
Compiled by Bill Morrison - billmorr-@hotmail.com
**** Country Music News ****
Christie's launches country music auction
Monday, October 12, 2009 – Hank Thompson Nudie suits and instruments and clothing from Johnny and June Cash will be among the items up for auction at the Country Music Sale slated for Dec. 3 by Christie's.
The auction house claims this will be the first sale dedicated to the creation, history and evolution of country.
Coming from the Thompson estate are photos, clothing and other items. Other highlights include a Bill Monroe mandolin face plate and instruments and clothing from June and Johnny Cash and Roy Rogers and Dale Evans.
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McGraw launches "Southern Voice" on TV today
Monday, October 12, 2009 – Tim McGraw will launch his upcoming album, "Southern Voice," with a series of national television appearances. Tonight, he will perform on Late Show with David Letterman and play an exclusive Live on Letterman webcast concert from the Ed Sullivan Theater.
The concert will be streamed on the Late Show website at www.cbs.com/late_night/late_show tonight at approximately 8 p.m. eastern and will also be simulcast live on 11 CBS radio country music stations across the country. McGraw will return to the Friday, Oct. 16 for a performance and an interview with Letterman.
He also will perform on Today Oct. 23 as part of the Toyota Concert Series on Rockefeller Plaza, The Jay Leno Show on Oct. 27, where he'll be joined by special guest Gregg Allman, and Ellen on Oct. 29. "Southern Voice," McGraw's first studio album in two and a half years, will be released on Oct. 20 by Curb Records and he will play a very special show that evening at Joe's Bar in Chicago with special guest Chris Young. Proceeds from the sold-out show will go to The Neighbor's Keeper Fund of the Community Foundation of Middle Tennessee, a charitable fund created by McGraw and his wife, Faith Hill.
Recorded with his longtime producer, Byron Gallimore (Faith Hill, Sugarland), the disc contains 12 songs.
McGraw also co-stars with Sandra Bullock in the upcoming film "The Blind Side," scheduled for release on Nov. 20. McGraw's previous films include "Friday Night Lights" (2004), "Flicka" (2006), "The Kingdom" (2007) and "Four Christmases" (2008).
**** Amy's Kitchen ****
Chewy Chocolate Brownies
EatingWell Test Kitchen
16 whole chocolate graham crackers (8 ounces)
2 tablespoons unsweetened cocoa powder
1/4 teaspoon salt
2 large eggs
1 large egg white
1/3 cup packed light brown sugar or 3 tablespoons Splenda Sugar Blend for Baking
1/3 cup granulated sugar or 3 tablespoons Splenda Sugar Blend for Baking
2 teaspoons instant coffee granules
2 teaspoons vanilla extract
2/3 cup chopped pitted dates
1/4 cup semisweet chocolate chips
1: Preheat oven to 300°F. Coat an 8-by-11 1/2-inch baking dish
with cooking spray.
2: Pulse graham crackers into crumbs in a food processor or
place in a large plastic bag and crush with a rolling pin. You
should have about 2 cups crumbs. Transfer to a small bowl;
add cocoa and salt and mix well.
3: Combine eggs, egg white, brown sugar (or Splenda) and
granulated sugar (or Splenda) in a large bowl. Beat with an
electric mixer at high speed until thickened, about 2 minutes.
Blend in coffee granules and vanilla. Gently fold in dates,
chocolate chips and the reserved crumb mixture. Scrape the
batter into the prepared baking dish, spreading evenly.
4: Bake the brownies until the top springs back when lightly
touched, 25 to 30 minutes. Let cool completely in the pan on
a wire rack before cutting.
Servings: 24 brownies
Nutrition: (Per brownie)
Calories - 93 Carbohydrates - 15 Fat - 2 Saturated Fat - 0
Monounsaturated Fat - 0 Protein - 2 Cholesterol - 18
Dietary Fiber - 1 Potassium - 60 Sodium - 72
Get well Tom,these might help
****A Parting Thought ****
There was a politician who refused to listen to his conscience.
He didn't want to take advice from a total stranger.
Last Call Y'ALL
I have a reputation at work for being a strict boss. One day I was
in the break room with another manager. I reached ino the
refrigerator for my lunch, which was packed in a Ace Hardware paper
bag. My co-worker stopped in mid-bite and stared at me, looking a
little tense. When I pulled my sandwich out of the bag, he sighed in
relief. "What's the matter?" I asked him. "Uh, nothing," he replied.
"I was just beginning to think you really DO eat nails for lunch."
Will try to get out 3 copies per week....Jim
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Chattahoochee<BR></FONT></EM></STRONG><A
href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smgVLKoA1sE"><FONT color=#0000ff
size=2><STRONG><EM>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smgVLKoA1sE</EM></STRONG></FONT></A><BR><BR><EM><STRONG><FONT
size=2>Alan Jackson - Livin' On Love<BR></FONT></STRONG></EM><A
href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKoNdZeKPMU&;feature=channel"><FONT
color=#0000ff
size=2><EM><STRONG>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKoNdZeKPMU&;feature=channel</STRONG></EM></FONT></A><BR><BR><STRONG><EM><FONT
size=2>Alan Jackson - Summertime Blues<BR></FONT><A
href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qy7eWTaAjfA&;feature=related"><FONT
color=#0000ff
size=2>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qy7eWTaAjfA&;feature=related</FONT></A><BR><BR></P>
<H1><FONT size=2>Alan Jackson - Don't Rock The Jukebox<BR></FONT><A
href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpPPyHqWznQ&;feature=channel"><FONT
color=#0000ff
size=2>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpPPyHqWznQ&;feature=channel</FONT></A><BR>
<H1><FONT size=2>Alan Jackson - Little Bitty<BR></FONT><A
href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFBc__RCDp0&;feature=channel"><FONT
color=#0000ff
size=2>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFBc__RCDp0&;feature=channel</FONT></A><BR><BR><FONT
size=2>Alan Jackson - Drive<BR></FONT><A
href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qisbePVDiuE&;feature=channel"><FONT
color=#0000ff
size=2>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qisbePVDiuE&;feature=channel</FONT></A></H1></H1>
<P
align=center></EM></STRONG></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT><FONT
color=#008080><FONT color=#000000><FONT color=#008000><FONT face=Arial><FONT
size=3><FONT color=#000000><STRONG>Yes folks, Youcan still buy GREAT COUNTRY
MUSIC at<BR>The Ernest Tubb Record Shops</STRONG><BR></P>
<P align=center> </P>
<P align=center><STRONG><EM>Thought For Today:</EM></STRONG>Constant use
will wear out anything... especially
friends.</FONT><STRONG> <BR><BR></STRONG><FONT color=#1f497d>Finally the
truth is told</FONT><BR><FONT color=#000000><A
href="http://info.org.il/irrelevant/may02-smilepop-soapbox4.swf">http://info.org.il/irrelevant/may02-smilepop-soapbox4.swf</A><BR></FONT></P>
<P align=center><FONT color=#000000>A Kansas cyclone hit a farmhouse just before
dawn one morning. It<BR>lifted the roof off, picked up the beds, on which the
farmer and his<BR>wife slept, and set them down gently in the next county. The
wife<BR>began to cry. "Don't be scared, Mary," her husband said. "We're
not<BR>hurt." Mary continued to cry. "I'm not scared," she responded<BR>between
sobs. "I'm happy 'cause this is the first time in 14 years<BR>we've been out
together."<BR>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<BR><STRONG>Two bag lady</STRONG><BR><BR>A little
old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags
behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out
onto the sidewalk. <BR><BR>Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said,
"Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag." <BR><BR>"Oh really? Darn
it!" said the little old lady. "I'd better go back and see if I can find them.
Thanks for telling me officer." <BR><BR>Well, now, not so fast," said the cop.
Where did you get all that money? You didn't steal it, did you?" <BR><BR>"Oh,
no, no", said the old lady. "You see, my back yard is right next to the football
stadium parking lot. On game days, a lot of fans come and pee through a knot
hole in the fence, right into my flower garden. It used to really tick me off.
Kills the flowers, you know. Then I thought, 'why not make the best of it? So,
now, on game days, I stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with
my hedge clippers. <BR><BR>Every time some guy sticks his thing through my
fence, I surprise him, grab hold of it and say, 'O.K., buddy! Give me $20, or
off it comes.' <BR><BR>"Well, that seems only fair," said the cop, laughing.
"OK. Good luck! Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?" <BR><BR>"Well, you
know", said the little old lady, "not everybody
pays."<BR>~~~~~~~~~~~~~<BR><STRONG>Emergency</STRONG><BR><BR>An Irishman is
cleaning his rifle and accidentally shoots his wife. He immediately dials
emergency. <BR><BR>Irishman: ''It's my wife! I've accidentally shot her, I've
killed her!'' <BR><BR>Operator: ''Please calm down sir. Can you first make sure
she is actually dead!'' <BR><BR>*click* ... *BANG* <BR><BR>Irishman: ''Okay,
I've done that. What next?''<BR>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<BR></P>
<P align=center>AIDS WARNING ! </P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>To all of you approaching 50 or have REACHED 50 and past, this
email is especially for you......... ....</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>SENIOR CITIZENS </P>
<P align=center>ARE THE NATION'S LEADING CARRIERS OF AIDS! </P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>HEARING AIDS </P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>BAND AIDS </P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>ROLL AIDS </P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>WALKING AIDS </P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>MEDICAL AIDS </P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>GOVERNMENT AIDS </P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>MOST OF ALL, </P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>MONETARY AID TO THEIR KIDS! </P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Not forgetting HIV </P>
<P align=center>(Hair is Vanishing)</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>I'm only sending this to my 'old' friends.</P>
<P align=center>I love to see you smile. </P>
<P align=center>Give me the grace to see a joke, </P>
<P align=center>To get some humor out of life, </P>
<P>And pass it on to other folk.<BR>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<BR>Seen in the parking lot
of a brand new department store, painted on the <BR>ground at a crosswalk in
letters 4 feet tall: YELD<BR>Close, but not close enough. The next week I drove
through the same <BR>parking lot and found it was changed. They had painted an I
between <BR>the existing letters. Now it read YEILD.<BR>About two months later
they finally fixed it. The old lettering was painted <BR>over with black and
freshly painted on top of that was the word STOP. <BR><FONT
size=2>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~</FONT><BR>When my luggage didn't make the flight home
with me, I stormed over to <BR>the airport's customer-service counter. "Can you
describe your suitcase?" <BR>the clerk asked. "It's a navy-blue duffle bag,
about 3 feet long, 14 inches wide <BR>and 2 feet high," I said. "It has red
piping around the edges, three big stars<BR>on one side, and the words 'Atlanta
Olympics' in big letters on the other <BR>side." "Okay," she said. "And is there
anything distinctive about your bag?"<BR>I'm a traveling salesman and the
lenghthy trips I make can be very lonely. <BR>When my five-year-old daughter,
Jenny gave me a little stuffed penguin<BR>with a hand-painted sign that said, "I
love my Dad!" I started carrying it <BR>everywhere. Through the years, that
penguin traveled hundreds of <BR>thousands of miles. Once, at JFK airport in New
York, a customs inspector<BR>pulled it out of my suitcase and summed up its
meaning: "That's about<BR>the most valuable thing I've seen in all my years on
the job," he said. <BR>Thank God we don't charge tax on
love."<BR>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~</FONT><BR><FONT color=#000000>My brother Ken was
home on leave from his post in<BR>Hawaii, when he announced that he had just
been<BR>promoted to lieutenant commander. We were all<BR>pleased with the news,
but some of us less<BR>knowledgeable about military rankings asked Ken<BR>to
explain what the promotion meant. After several<BR>failed attempts to get us to
understand, he sighed<BR>and said,<BR>"Before, I was Hawkeye Pierce, and now I'm
Frank Burns."<BR><BR>Expressions of understanding immediately lit the
room.</FONT><BR><FONT color=#000000
size=2>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~</FONT></P></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT><FONT
color=#008080><FONT size=5><FONT color=#000000><FONT color=#0000ff size=3><FONT
color=#000000 size=2><FONT color=#0000ff size=3>
<DIV align=center><STRONG>Today's Links:</STRONG></DIV><FONT color=#ff0000>
<DIV align=center><FONT color=#ff0000>
<DIV><FONT color=#ff0000><STRONG>*some links may have adult contents on
the same page, I have no control what</STRONG></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT color=#ff0000><STRONG> else appears on the page. Clicker
beware!</STRONG></FONT></DIV></FONT></DIV>
<P align=center></FONT><FONT size=2>Video <STRONG><FONT color=#ff0000>Thanks
Mark </FONT></STRONG>Did you know there are still bottlers in the </FONT></P>
<DIV><FONT size=2>world who make soda pop from rose petals? Or cucumbers? I
</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2>found a 13-minute video about Galco's Soda Pop Stop in
California.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2> </FONT><A title=http://www.wimp.com/sodaflavors/
href="http://www.wimp.com/sodaflavors/"><FONT
size=2>http://www.wimp.com/sodaflavors/</FONT></A><FONT size=2> They even
sell on line</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><A title=http://www.sodapopstop.com/home.cfm
href="http://www.sodapopstop.com/home.cfm"><FONT
size=2>http://www.sodapopstop.com/home.cfm</FONT></A></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2> Western Paintings <FONT color=#ff0000><STRONG>(nice
cowboy music too)</STRONG></FONT></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><A title="http://www.greatdanepro.com/Western Paintings/index.htm"
href="http://www.greatdanepro.com/Western%20Paintings/index.htm"><FONT
size=2>http://www.greatdanepro.com/Western%20Paintings/index.htm</FONT></A></DIV>
<DIV><A title=http://www.brainbashers.com/gameloader/loader.asp?game=361
href="http://www.brainbashers.com/gameloader/loader.asp?game=361"><FONT
size=2></FONT></A></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2>Ditch It<BR>"Need to get rid of things? This website
offers categorized articles <BR>with a friendly approach to how to get rid of a
multitude of things. <BR></FONT><A title=http://www.getridofthings.com/
href="http://www.getridofthings.com/"><FONT
size=2>http://www.getridofthings.com</FONT></A><FONT size=2> </FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2> Taquitos.net's Reviews of Potato Chips and
Snacks<BR>3724 snacks reviewed<BR></FONT><A title=http://www.taquitos.net/
href="http://www.taquitos.net/" target=Other><FONT
size=2>http://www.taquitos.net/</FONT></A><FONT size=2> <BR></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2> </FONT>
<DIV><FONT size=2>Just Point and click! Then pick a site! And
'BOOM' there it is!</FONT><A title=http://www.allmyfaves.com/
href="http://www.allmyfaves.com/"><FONT size=2>
http://www.allmyfaves.com/</FONT></A><U><BR><BR></U><FONT size=2>A list of
superstitions:</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><A title=http://www.corsinet.com/trivia/scary.html
href="http://www.corsinet.com/trivia/scary.html"><FONT
size=2> </FONT></A><FONT size=2>h</FONT><A
title=http://www.corsinet.com/trivia/scary.html
href="http://www.corsinet.com/trivia/scary.html"><FONT
size=2>ttp://www.corsinet.com/trivia/scary.html</FONT></A><BR><BR><FONT
size=2>Game Spot The Difference</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2>Really a fun game to pass the time. Different levels <BR>and
variations. It's also good stimulation for the brain!</FONT><A
title=http://www.spotthedifference.com/
href="http://www.spotthedifference.com/"><FONT size=2> </FONT></A></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2>h</FONT><A title=http://www.spotthedifference.com/
href="http://www.spotthedifference.com/"><FONT
size=2>ttp://www.spotthedifference.com/</FONT></A></DIV></DIV>
<P align=center><FONT size=2>Winamp MP3 Player Via Lisa<BR></FONT><A
href="http://www.winamp.com/"><FONT
size=2>http://www.winamp.<WBR>com/</FONT></A><BR><FONT color=#000000><BR><FONT
size=2>Australia Zoo Quest <BR></FONT><A href="http://tinyurl.com/pzr7sf"><FONT
size=2>http://tinyurl.<WBR>com/pzr7sf</FONT></A><BR><FONT size=2><a
href="</FONT><A href="http://tinyurl.com/pzr7sf"><FONT
size=2>http://tinyurl.<WBR>com/pzr7sf</FONT></A><FONT size=2>"> Here
</a><BR><BR>Was Britney Always Crazy? <BR></FONT><A
href="http://tinyurl.com/mh49ac"><FONT
size=2>http://tinyurl.<WBR>com/mh49ac</FONT></A><BR><FONT size=2><a
href="</FONT><A href="http://tinyurl.com/mh49ac"><FONT
size=2>http://tinyurl.<WBR>com/mh49ac</FONT></A><FONT size=2>"> Here
</a><BR><BR>Age of War <BR></FONT><A
href="http://tinyurl.com/acp62r"><FONT
size=2>http://tinyurl.<WBR>com/acp62r</FONT></A><BR><FONT size=2><a
href="</FONT><A href="http://tinyurl.com/acp62r"><FONT
size=2>http://tinyurl.<WBR>com/acp62r</FONT></A><FONT size=2>"> Here
</a><BR><BR>Block Out<BR></FONT><A
href="http://www.halloweenmountain.com/blockout.php"><FONT
size=2>http://www.hallowee<WBR>nmountain.<WBR>com/blockout.<WBR>php</FONT></A><BR><FONT
size=2>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~</FONT></FONT><STRONG> </STRONG></P>
<P align=center><STRONG>Please help, it won't cost ya a thing<BR>but it will
really feel good</STRONG></FONT><BR></FONT></FONT> <FONT
size=2>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<BR></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT><FONT
color=#008080><FONT size=5><FONT color=#000000><FONT size=3><FONT color=#008000
size=1><STRONG>Free Food For Homeless Dogs<BR></STRONG></FONT><A
href="http://www.theanimalrescuesite.com/" target=_blank rel=nofollow><FONT
color=#003399
size=2><STRONG>http://www.theanimalrescuesite.com</STRONG></FONT></A><BR>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<BR><FONT
color=#ff00ff size=2><STRONG>Here's the web site! Pass it along to people you
know. <BR></STRONG></FONT><A href="http://www.thebreastcancersite.com/"
target=_blank rel=nofollow><FONT color=#003399
size=2><STRONG>http://www.thebreastcancersite.com</STRONG></FONT></A><FONT
size=2><BR>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~</FONT><BR><FONT color=#008000
size=2><STRONG>Organ and Tissue Donation/Transplanation</STRONG></FONT><FONT
color=#000000 size=2><STRONG> <BR></STRONG></FONT><A
href="http://www.organdonor.gov/" target=_blank rel=nofollow><FONT color=#003399
size=2><STRONG>http://www.organdonor.gov/</STRONG></FONT></A><STRONG> </STRONG><FONT
size=2><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><FONT color=#000080><FONT color=#000000
size=3>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<BR></FONT><FONT size=2><STRONG>The
band, Five for Fighting, is generously donating $0.40 to AutismSpeaks<BR>for
*each time* this video is viewed. The funding goes toward research studies<BR>to
help find a cure for autism. </STRONG></FONT></FONT></SPAN><BR><FONT
color=#0000ff size=2><STRONG> </STRONG></FONT><A
href="http://www.whatkindofworlddoyouwant.com/videos/view/id/408214"><FONT
color=#0000ff
size=2><STRONG>http://www.whatkindofworlddoyouwant.com/videos/view/id/408214</STRONG></FONT></A></FONT><FONT
size=2><BR>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<BR></FONT><FONT size=2>About
Free Rice<BR></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT><FONT color=#008080><FONT
size=5><FONT color=#000000><FONT size=3>Free Rice is a sister site of the world
poverty site<BR></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT><A
href="http://www.freerice.com/about.html"><FONT color=#0000ff
size=3>http://www.freerice.com/about.html</FONT></A><BR><FONT color=#0000ff
size=3> </FONT><A href="http://www.poverty.com/"><FONT
size=3>Poverty.com</FONT></A><BR><FONT color=#ff00ff size=3><STRONG>No one
should ever go to sleep hungry....Jim<BR><FONT
color=#000000>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<BR></FONT></STRONG><FONT
color=#000000>If people listened to themselves, most would shut
up<BR></FONT></P></FONT><FONT color=#0000ff>
<P align=center><BR><FONT color=#000000 size=3><STRONG>****Bill's Country
Calendar </STRONG></FONT><FONT color=#000000
size=3><STRONG>****<BR></STRONG><FONT size=2><FONT color=#ca1010><EM>****This
Country Music History Calendar is reprinted with permission<BR>from
</EM>the original work copyrighted by Bill Morrison ©
****<BR></FONT></P></FONT></FONT><FONT color=#000000 size=3><FONT size=2><I>
<P align=center>-8-</P>
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<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>C. E. Moody, "The Georgia Yellow Hammers," born Calhoun County,
GA 1891.</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Pete Drake, producer, musician and publisher, born "Roddis
Franklin Drake" in Atlanta, Georgia 1932. Inducted into the International Steel
Guitar Hall of Fame in 1987. Elected to the Atlanta Music Hall of Fame 1989.
Pete was presented with the Nashville Entertainment Masters Award on 5-7-87.</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Susan Raye, recording artist, born Eugene, OR 1944.</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Lynn Morris, Bluegrass singer/multi-instrumentalist/band leader,
born Lamesa, TX 1948.</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Jackie Frantz, "Dave & Sugar," born Sidney, OH 1950.</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Russ Barenberg, Bluegrass/Guitar/Mandolin, born 1950.</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Ricky Lee Phelps, "Kentucky Headhunters" born Paragould, AR
1953.</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Anthony Kenney, "Kentucky Headhunters" born Glasgow, KY
1953.</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Iry Lejeune, age 25, Cajun singer/accordionist, killed in a
traffic accident on his way home from a gig 1954.</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Jerry Lee Lewis' divorce from first wife Dorothy Barton, became
final in 1954, twenty-three days after he married his second wife Jane
Mitcham.</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Sonny James quit the Big D. Jamboree, and joined the Ozark
Jubilee 1955.</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Harry Stone, age 70, radio executive, former manager of WSM,
died 1968.</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>The 1979 CMA Awards Show was presented in Nashville.</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Hubert Long and Hank Snow inducted CMHF 1979.</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Willie Nelson named CMA Entertainer of the Year 1979.</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Bob Newman, age 63, of "The Georgia Crackers" died 1979.</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Barbara Mandrell won the CMA's Female Artist of the Year
1979.</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Anne Murray becomes the first female to win the CMA's Album of
the Year award 1984.</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Floyd Tillman and Ralph Peer inducted CMHF 1984.</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Tennessee Ernie Ford inducted CMHF 1990.</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Trace Adkins was injured, in 2002, when the tractor he was
riding, rolled over, pinning him to the ground. Just a few of the injuries
sustained by Trace, prior to joining the Grand Ole Opry in 2003: Nose severed in
vehicle accident; left finger cut off in the oil fields, shot through the heart
by an ex-wife. There are more, but space is so limited. </P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>-9-</P>
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<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Gobel Reeves "The Texas Drifter," born Sherman, TX 1899.</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Dennis "Boots" Woodall, songwriter/guitarist, founder of the
"Radio Wranglers," born Paulding County, GA 1921.</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>The "Renfro Valley Barn Dance," debuted on WLW in Renfro Valley,
KY 1937.</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Bill Monroe debuted on the Grand Ole Opry 1938.</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>The Musicians Union strike, which began August 1, 1942, ended in
1943. The Record companies began recording again after one year of silence.</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Elvis Presley debuted on the Louisiana Hayride 1954. </P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Buck Owens recorded "Second Fiddle" at Capitol Studios,
Hollywood 1958. This single became Buck's first chart record in the spring of
1959.</P>
<P align=center></P>
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<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Jimmy Dean's #1 hit "Big Bad John" debuted on the charts
1961.</P>
<P align=center></P>
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<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Gary Bennett, "BR5-49," born Las Vegas, NV 1964.</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Little Jimmy Dickens' "May the Bird of Paradise Fly up Your
Nose," charted 1965.</P>
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<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Chick Hurt, age 56, "The Prarie Ramblers," died 1967.</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Elvis Presley and Priscilla were divorced 1973.</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>The 1978 CMA Awards Show was presented in Nashville.</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Louis Marshall "Grandpa" Jones inducted CMHF 1978.</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Dolly Parton named "Entertainer of the Year," at the 1978 CMA
Awards.</P>
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<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Hank Thompson, Cliffe Stone, and Jack Stapp, inducted CMHF
1989.</P>
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<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>The Highwaymen kicked off their second tour 1990.</P>
<P align=center></P>
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<P align=center>Joe Lubin, age 84, songwriter, died 2001.</P>
<P align=center></P>
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<P align=center>Smoky Dacus, age 90, "Texas Playboys," died 2001.</P>
<P align=center></P>
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<P align=center>Keith Urban's single "Days Go By" topped the charts 2004.</P>
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<P align=center>-10-</P>
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<P align=center>Don Pierce, record company executive, born Ballard, WA 1915.</P>
<P align=center></P>
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<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>John Prine, born Maywood, IL 1946.</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Marty Robbins released "I'll Go On Alone/You're Breaking My
Heart" 1952. </P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Tanya Tucker, born Seminole, TX 1958.</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Ray Charles' #1 hit "Georgia On My Mind" charted 1960.</P>
<P align=center></P>
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<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>The Browns gave their final Opry performance as a group in
1966.</P>
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<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>1971 CMA Awards show was held in Nashville.</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Charley Pride won CMA Entertainer of the Year 1971.</P>
<P align=center></P>
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<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Merle Travis inducted CMHF 1977.</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Marty Robbins released "Please Don't Play A Love Song/Jenny"
1978. </P>
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<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>James Cecil "Little Jimmy" Dickens inducted CMHF 1983.</P>
<P align=center></P>
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<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Loretta Lynn, and Roy Rodgers, inducted CMHF 1988.</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Hank Williams Jr. named CMA's Entertainer of the Year 1988.</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>K. T. Oslin became the first woman to receive the CMA Song of
the Year award 1988.</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Capitol released Glen Campbell's "Essential, Vol. 3" 1995.</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Capitol released Tennessee Ernie Ford's album "Sixteen Tons" in
1995, five years after the single was a hit.</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Lee Ann Womack's single, "I Hope You Dance," released 2000.</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>RCA released Sara Evans' album "Born to Fly" 2000.</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>The Grand Ole Opry celebrated its 78th birthday in 2003.</P>
<P align=center></P>
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<P align=center>-11-</P>
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<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Dottie West born "Dorothy Marie Marsh," McMinnville, TN
1932.</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Tom Mix died in a car wreck, between Florence and Tucson, AZ
1940.</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Gary "Gene" Watson, born Palestine, TX 1943.</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Paulette Carlson, "Highway 101" born Northfield, MN 1952.</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Jimmy Murphy, singer/songwriter born Republic, AL 1952.</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Johnny Cash recorded "Ballad of a Teenage Queen" 1957. Jack
Clement produced the session.</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Rex Griffin, age 46, songwriter, died in New Orleans 1958. NSHF
1970.</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Capitol Records released Buck Owens single "Buckaroo/If You Want
A Love" 1965.</P>
<P align=center></P>
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<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>The 1976 CMA Awards Show was held in Nashville.</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>"The Outlaws" was named CMA Album of the Year in 1976. This was
the first Country Album to ever sell a million copies.</P>
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<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Kitty Wells and Paul Cohen inducted CMHF 1976.</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>The 1982 CMA Awards show was held in Nashville.</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Lefty Frizzell, Marty Robbins, and Roy Horton, inducted CMHF
1982.</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Tex Williams, age 68, died 1985.</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>T. Tommy Cutrer, age 74, former WSM announcer, died in 1998,
from a heart attack. Cutrer was the TV announcer for the Porter Wagoner, and
Johnny Cash shows.</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Johnny Cash appeared on Larry King Live 2002.</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P>Gary Allan's #1 single "Tough Little Boys" debuted on Billboard's Top 40
Chart 2003.<BR><I><BR>-12-</P>
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<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Red Foley's "Smoke on the Water" topped the charts 1942.</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Lefty Frizzell was the first artist, to place four songs in the
Top Ten at the same time 1951.</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>"Jambalaya" took Hank Williams to #1 on the charts in 1952.</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Marty Robbins released "Don't Make Me Ashamed/It's A Long Ride"
1953.</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Bob Beckham's single "Just As Much As Ever" debuted on the
charts 1959.</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Jeannie C. Riley's "Harper Valley P.T.A." took her to #1 and
stardom in 1968. </P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Martie Seidel Maguire " Dixie Chicks," born 1969.</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Merle Haggard's "Okie From Muskogee" charted 1969.</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Shane McAnally born 1974.</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Conway Twitty's "The Games That Daddies Play" topped the charts
1976.</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>The 1981 CMA Awards were presented in Nashville.</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Grant Turner and Vernon Dalhart inducted CMHF 1981.</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Barbara Mandrell becomes the first artist to be named the CMA's
Entertainer of the Year, two years in a row 1981. Barbara also won the award in
1980.</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Terri Gibbs won the first CMA Horizon Award 1981.</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Rod Brasfield inducted CMHF 1987.</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Capitol released Charlie Daniels' album "Same Ol' Me" 1995.</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>John Denver, age 53, died when the plane he was flying crashed
into the Pacific Ocean, near Monterey, CA 1997. Seven months earlier, the
Federal Aviation Administration refused to issue a pilot's license to John,
because of alcohol related problems.</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Collectables released Johnny Cash's "Original Golden Hits, Vol.
1-2" 1999.</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Diamond Rio's "Beautiful Mess" topped the charts 2002.</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>-13-</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Roy Rogers quit the Sons of the Pioneers 1937.</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Roy Rogers signed his first Hollywood contract with Columbia
Pictures 1938.</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Acuff-Rose Publications was founded on this date in 1942. The
formal partnership agreement was between Fred Rose, and Roy Acuff's wife
Mildred.</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Tex Ritter's "You Two-Timed Me One Time Too Often" topped the
charts 1945.</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Lacy J. Dalton born "Jill Lynne Byrem," Bloomsburg, PA 1946.</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Lefty Frizzell released "Cigarettes and Coffee Blues," 1958.</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Olive "Marie" Osmond, born Ogden, UT 1959.</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Leroy Van Dyke's "Just Walk On By" topped the charts 1961.</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>John Wayne Wiggins of "John & Audrey Wiggins" born
Nashville, TN 1962.</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Rhett Akins singer/songwriter, born Valdosta, GA 1969.</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Johnny Rodriguez' "Ridin' My Thumb To Mexico" topped the charts
1973.</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>The 1975 CMA Award Show was presented in Nashville. Loretta Lynn
and Conway Twitty won their fourth straight award for Duo of the Year. Waylon
Jennings won for Male Vocalist, and Minnie Pearl, age 63, was inducted into the
CMHF.</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>The 1980 CMA Award Show was presented in Music City. Johnny
Cash, Connie B. Gay, and the Original Sons of the Pioneers, inducted CMHF.
Emmylou Harris named Female Vocalist of the Year, and George Jones named the
Male Vocalist of the Year 1980.</P>
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<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Ricky Skaggs' single "Uncle Pen" went to #1 1984.</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Dan Seals & Marie Osmond's duet "Meet Me In Montana" topped
the charts 1985.</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Deborah Allen released her album "Anthology" 1998. </P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Horace "Hoss" Logan, the founder of the Louisiana Hayride, died
in Victoria, TX 2002.</P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></P>
<P align=center>Tommy Vaden, age 79, fiddler for Hank Snow died 2004.</P>
<P align=center></P>
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<P align=center></P>
<P align=center></I></I><STRONG>Thanks Bill<BR></STRONG></FONT></FONT><FONT
color=#008080><FONT color=#008080><FONT size=4><FONT color=#000000><A
href="http://www.rockabillyhall.com/rcnv.html"><FONT color=#000000
size=1><STRONG>Also visit: Bill's "Rockabilly Country News & Views"
Page</STRONG></FONT></A><BR><FONT color=#000000><STRONG><EM><FONT
size=2>Compiled by Bill Morrison -
billmorr-@hotmail.com</FONT></EM></STRONG></A><BR></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT><BR></FONT><FONT
color=#008080><FONT color=#008080><FONT size=4><FONT color=#000000><FONT
color=#008000><FONT size=3><STRONG> <BR>**** Country Music News
</STRONG></FONT><STRONG><FONT color=#008000
size=3>****<BR></FONT></STRONG></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></P>
<P align=center><FONT size=3>Christie's launches country music
auction<BR>Monday, October 12, 2009 – Hank Thompson Nudie suits and instruments
and clothing from Johnny and June Cash will be among the items up for auction at
the Country Music Sale slated for Dec. 3 by Christie's. <BR>The auction house
claims this will be the first sale dedicated to the creation, history and
evolution of country. </FONT></P>
<P align=center><FONT size=3>Coming from the Thompson estate are photos,
clothing and other items. Other highlights include a Bill Monroe mandolin face
plate and instruments and clothing from June and Johnny Cash and Roy Rogers and
Dale Evans.<BR>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<BR>McGraw launches "Southern Voice" on TV
today<BR>Monday, October 12, 2009 – Tim McGraw will launch his upcoming album,
"Southern Voice," with a series of national television appearances. Tonight, he
will perform on Late Show with David Letterman and play an exclusive Live on
Letterman webcast concert from the Ed Sullivan Theater. <BR>The concert will be
streamed on the Late Show website at <A
href="http://www.cbs.com/late_night/late_show">www.cbs.com/late_night/late_show</A>
tonight at approximately 8 p.m. eastern and will also be simulcast live on 11
CBS radio country music stations across the country. McGraw will return to the
Friday, Oct. 16 for a performance and an interview with Letterman. </FONT></P>
<P align=center><FONT size=3>He also will perform on Today Oct. 23 as part of
the Toyota Concert Series on Rockefeller Plaza, The Jay Leno Show on Oct. 27,
where he'll be joined by special guest Gregg Allman, and Ellen on Oct. 29.
"Southern Voice," McGraw's first studio album in two and a half years, will be
released on Oct. 20 by Curb Records and he will play a very special show that
evening at Joe's Bar in Chicago with special guest Chris Young. Proceeds from
the sold-out show will go to The Neighbor's Keeper Fund of the Community
Foundation of Middle Tennessee, a charitable fund created by McGraw and his
wife, Faith Hill. </FONT></P>
<P align=center><FONT size=3>Recorded with his longtime producer, Byron
Gallimore (Faith Hill, Sugarland), the disc contains 12 songs. </FONT></P>
<P align=center><FONT size=3>McGraw also co-stars with Sandra Bullock in the
upcoming film "The Blind Side," scheduled for release on Nov. 20. McGraw's
previous films include "Friday Night Lights" (2004), "Flicka" (2006), "The
Kingdom" (2007) and "Four Christmases" (2008). <BR></FONT><FONT
color=#008080><FONT color=#008080><FONT size=4><FONT color=#000000><BR><FONT
size=3><FONT color=#008000><STRONG>****</STRONG> <STRONG>Amy's Kitchen</STRONG>
<STRONG>****</STRONG> </FONT><BR><BR>Chewy Chocolate Brownies
<BR>EatingWell Test Kitchen <BR><BR>16 whole chocolate graham crackers (8
ounces) <BR>2 tablespoons unsweetened cocoa powder <BR>1/4 teaspoon salt <BR>2
large eggs <BR>1 large egg white <BR>1/3 cup packed light brown sugar or 3
tablespoons <FONT color=#000080><FONT color=#008000>Splenda</FONT> </FONT>Sugar
Blend for Baking <BR>1/3 cup granulated sugar or 3 tablespoons <FONT
color=#008000>Splenda </FONT>Sugar Blend for Baking <BR>2 teaspoons instant
coffee granules <BR>2 teaspoons vanilla extract <BR>2/3 cup chopped pitted dates
<BR>1/4 cup semisweet chocolate chips <BR><BR>1: Preheat oven to 300°F. Coat an
8-by-11 1/2-inch baking dish <BR>with cooking spray.<BR>2: Pulse graham crackers
into crumbs in a food processor or <BR>place in a large plastic bag and crush
with a rolling pin. You <BR>should have about 2 cups crumbs. Transfer to a small
bowl; <BR>add cocoa and salt and mix well.<BR>3: Combine eggs, egg white, brown
sugar (or Splenda) and <BR>granulated sugar (or Splenda) in a large bowl. Beat
with an <BR>electric mixer at high speed until thickened, about 2
minutes.<BR>Blend in coffee granules and vanilla. Gently fold in dates,
<BR>chocolate chips and the reserved crumb mixture. Scrape the <BR>batter into
the prepared baking dish, spreading evenly.<BR>4: Bake the brownies until the
top springs back when lightly <BR>touched, 25 to 30 minutes. Let cool completely
in the pan on<BR>a wire rack before cutting.<BR></P>
<DIV>Servings: 24 brownies<BR>Nutrition: (Per brownie)<BR>Calories - 93
Carbohydrates - 15 Fat - 2 Saturated Fat - 0<BR>Monounsaturated Fat
- 0 Protein - 2 Cholesterol - 18<BR>Dietary Fiber - 1 Potassium - 60
Sodium - 72</DIV>
<P align=center><FONT color=#008000><STRONG><FONT size=2>Get well Tom,these
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conscience. <BR>He didn't want to take advice from a total stranger.
<BR><STRONG><FONT color=#008000><BR>Last Call
Y'ALL</FONT></STRONG><BR></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT><FONT
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stared at me, looking a<BR>little tense. When I pulled my sandwich out of the
bag, he sighed in<BR>relief. "What's the matter?" I asked him. "Uh, nothing," he
replied.<BR>"I was just beginning to think you really DO eat nails for
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