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RE: [somepeoplechat] PAIN BEAMS!!!  Eric Leuschner
 Dec 17, 2003 15:34 PST 

i want to do a science exhibit on the mechanism by which something becomes
the 'new' something else. is this a process of essential transmogrification,
or is it more like an inherited camouflaging ability akin to a chameleon's
skin? or is it something else, closer to a quantum model, so riddled with
unknowns and chance operations that 'new' and 'old' invariably collapse at
some mind-bending right angle while the rest of us carry on blithly as 'old'
becomes the new 'new'? unless that already happened, which would make it the
old 'new'.

 From: Chad McEvoy <ch-@freshsquid.com>
Reply-To: WeirdG-@topica.com
To: WeirdG-@topica.com
Subject: RE: [somepeoplechat] PAIN BEAMS!!!
Date: Wed, 17 Dec 2003 15:26:30 -0800

That could be a great new dance move.

"Writhing like a lab monkey" will be the new "Shake it like a Polaroid

-----Original Message-----
From: Eric Leuschner [mailto:e_leus-@hotmail.com]
Sent: Wednesday, December 17, 2003 11:43 AM
To: WeirdG-@topica.com
Subject: RE: [somepeoplechat] PAIN BEAMS!!!

well that sounds SO annoying that i would probably start writhing like a
monkey too...

 From: Chad McEvoy <ch-@freshsquid.com>
Reply-To: WeirdG-@topica.com
To: Somepeo-@serv.net, WeirdG-@topica.com
Subject: RE: [somepeoplechat] PAIN BEAMS!!!
Date: Tue, 16 Dec 2003 20:09:50 -0800

Well there is always the Feraliminal Lycanthropizer! Mike, Sean can
 make one of these? Think of the party fun.


There must also be the "shit-your-pants" beam and the
"Oh-stop-that-tickles" beam.

See below:

Feraliminal Lycanthropizer
Shortened article from DavidWoodard.Com/feral-index.html

The Feraliminal Lycanthropizer is a low frequency thanato-auric wave
generator. Known for its use by the Nazis and for its animalizing
effects on human subjects tested within measurable vibratory proximity,
the machine electrically generates two subsonic sinewaves - one 3hz,
 other 9hz. Together, these two frequencies (one acting as carrier, the
other as program) generate a lower third, .56hz.

In addition to these sinewave generators, the machine contains four
tapeloops of unduplicable lengths, each containing textual material.
 of these loops operate below the threshold of decipherability (one
forward, the other backwards), and two operate far beyond the opposite
threshold (also one forward, the other backwards). The effect of the
subsonic sinewaves on the sound of these human voice recordings is one
of organic ululation.

But this aurotic environment, with its sensual, undeniably
 effect on subjects, is peripheral to the machine's essential function:
to trigger states of urgency and fearlessness, and to disarmour the
intimate charms of the violent child within. While the 9hz, 3hz and
.56hz wavelengths together signal a state of high-level ferocity and
austerity in subjects within approximately four yards, the Trithemean
incantations richly pervading the machine's aural output produce
feelings of aboveness and unbridled openess.

The combination of drastically contrasting emotional trigger mechanisms
results in an often profound behavioral enhancement which occurs
strikingly soon (within moments) after the user enters and remains in
the auricular field of the machine. This patently Plecidic enhancement
is described in a study by the inventor, Bill Jenkins, as "Sensitive
Disturbance," an "atomic catharsis of nucleopatriphobic anxieties and
freeze-locking, thanatotic armor." (1)

Documented experiments include cases in which subjects previously
unacquainted with one another are found freely sharing inner thoughts,
secrets and/or vulnerable feelings, in several cases to the point of
impetuously shedding the veil of clothing. Others involve extraordinary
strength and detailed focus of will: a dilettante, Catalonian national
using the machine daily over a period of five or six weeks eventually
managed to ingratiate himself to Adolf Hitler, persuade his quarry to
adopt the swastika as high totem and emblem of the burgeoning National
Socialist Conference, and justify his swift departure from Aryan allies
by returning to Germany in 1942 to present Hitler with the inestimable
graces of the Dalai Lama.

Walter Stevens, Assistant Director of Secret Operations, a primary
artery of the National Security Council, which receives its research
subsidies from the NSA, has intimated to a former NSA agent that the
Feraliminal Lycanthropizer was used extensively during and after the
Viet Nam War as a truth serum, helping to liberate essential
 from American war criminals and distraught POWs. Although Stevens
 be quoted directly, and naming our intermediary would be a breach of
trust, we do hold in our possession public domain photographs
 documenting use of the Feraliminal Lycanthropizer at the scene of such
an interrogation.

1. Journal of International Science, vol. V, no.s 6, 7, 8 and 9; serial
reprint; New York, 1933-4.

-----Original Message-----
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[mailto:owner-Some-@serv.net] On Behalf Of kineta
Sent: Tuesday, December 16, 2003 5:22 PM
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Subject: Re: [somepeoplechat] PAIN BEAMS!!!

yeah, i was gonna suggest a project like this for the science fair ;-)

-----Original Message-----
From: Chad McEvoy [mailto:ch-@freshsquid.com]
Sent: Wednesday, December 17, 2003 01:18 AM
To: Somepeo-@serv.net
Subject: [somepeoplechat] PAIN BEAMS!!!


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