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Free Shot of Makers' Mark at Critical Fucking Mass: Only 27 Hours Left!!!!
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Karl Friedrich Hieronymus Baron von Münchhausen
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Apr 26, 2007 22:55 PDT
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I was just coming for the free beer, it is a dirty trick for you to bow out
like this at the last minute...
I will bring my flask and buy myself a drink, and pick up the 'free beer'
slack left by your departure by offering a hit to whoever shows up early...
The flask holds 6 ounces, and is full of Makers' Mark, so the First Three
Early Arrivers will receive a Complimentary 2-oz Hit From the Flask (and I
by God am one of the Lucky Three) With Complimentary Chaser (probably
Mountain Dew).
Also, since I myself am Haole as well as Arrogant I will hopefully be able
to carry the torch for you Philosophically as well as Alcoholically during
your absence, and prevent a Reversion to What Happened Before (which I am
actually still a bit unclear on and was hoping to discuss with you this
Friday, but if I see it I will Endeavour to Kill It). Actually the worst of
What Came Before that I can recall is several Solo Masses, and one sad
little 3-Person Mass... I hope this is not going to be one of those... I
figured with you there would at least be two of us but since you are on a
Pilgramage Back to Harvard I will Carry On and Hope for the Best...
I am going to get in on the Ride 'O Silence as well, although I have limited
amounts of silence available. Can anyone think of some appropriate chants or
slogans to shout during the Ride 'O Silence? That will give me something
constructive to do after the silence runs out... Something like 'Silence for
the Dead!!!" or perhaps 'Shut up There are Dead People All Around!!!'... Or
a classic like 'Silence is Golden!!!'
Let me know if you have any other ideas...
-The Matt That Knows Not What Silence Means
| | From: Jess Austin <jaus-@post.harvard.edu>
Reply-To: criticalma-@topica.com
To: criticalma-@topica.com
Subject: RE: Critical Fucking Mass: Only 168 Hours Left!!!!
Date: Thu, 26 Apr 2007 14:23:51 +0000
Karl Friedrich Hieronymus Baron von Münchhausen wrote:
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PLEASE forget what happened before! Critical Mass Honolulu is New and
Improved, with a recent infusion of refreshingly arrogant 'Just Off The
Boat' Haole sensibility that is sure to make you Giggle with Amusement!
If you have not been to a Honolulu Critical Mass lately, you don't know
what
you are missing!! (I don't either, but I am going to find out next
week!)
Hope to see you all there!
-The Matt That Cannot Wait for the Next Honolulu Critical Mass!!!!
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Matt,
Sorry I won't be there; I'm back on the mainland for a couple of weeks.
I'll try to make the next one though, and probably the Ride of Silence.
cheers,
Jess
Critical Mass - Take to the streets to make bicycling more than just a
"transportation alternative"
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