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Bike to Work Day - OR: Critical Fucking Mufi
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Karl Friedrich Hieronymus Baron von Münchhausen
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May 17, 2007 19:52 PDT
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Tomorrow, downtown at one of the many Starbucks, Mayor Mufi will be passing
out free coffee and pastries, as well as speechifying on why bikes are so
cool!
He probably will NOT be talking about all that sewage he dumped in the
ocean, or why he is at war with the EPA, but he will supposedly have a
bicycle with him... If he can ride without falling off I am hoping to
challenge him to a Race for Pink Slips...
As oxymoronic and misleading as this Starbucked Up Corporate Political
Environmentalism may seem to the uninitiated, it is actually Very Very
Green! Just ask them! They will tell you!
Please come out and support giant corporations and eco-hostile politicians
as they pretend to support the environment in order to generate sales
and/votes, while in fact not actually giving a shit (unless they are giving
the shit to the ocean by the gigagallon)...
If nothing else you can enjoy a refreshing and delicious Starbucks coffee
and pastry while basking in the Radiant Irony of the whole thing... Or try
and catch a politician Lying out of Both Sides of His Face... Or just Sniff
the Corporate Coffee Fumes and Enjoy the Buzz...
-The Matt That Laughs to Keep From Crying
By the way, I missed the Ride o` Silence, if any of you went could you
Report on the Thunder of Silence that Shook Honolulu yesterday? How many
Acres of Lycra turned out?
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