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EGR: Bring It On!
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Christopher Locke
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Dec 30, 2001 16:59 PST
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Gonzo Marketing: Winning through Worst Practices
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0738204080/entropygradientr
http://www.gonzomarkets.com
http://www.rageboy.com/blogger.html
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The Bombast Transcripts: Rants and Screeds of RageBoy
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0738206334/entropygradientr
shipping January 8, 2002
Valued Readers:
I've been trying to find a way to work the phrase "Motley Crüe's
richly nuanced allusions to Schubert Lieder" into some sort of
germane, perhaps even felicitous, context. But I'm having trouble.
Send ideas.
Have you ever wondered if you've finally really "gone crazy"? I bet
you have. And if I'm right, I bet the next thing you thought was "How
would I *know*?"
Conversely, have you ever wondered whether maybe everybody *else* has
finally gone crazy? And here, I mean: in the real way. Of course, how
would you know that either? Think about it. If they have and you
*haven't*... well, what do you suppose you're gonna look like to
*them*? That's right: A One-Eyed Man. At best. And what do we DO with
one-eyed men, class? No, Jimmy, we do not "make them King." Yes? Very
good, Tammi: we stone them to death.
So look, as we head into this New Year and all -- which Christ knows,
we surely need a new fucking year! -- here's the best advice I can
offer. Just act normal, you know? No matter what happens, pretend
everything's A-OK. Anyone asks you, you just tell em "No, no, I'm
fine, really. Never better!" That way won't suspect you know.
That's what I plan to do anyway. You got a better idea?
Yours in the Rapture,
RB
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