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Giggles & Grins - May 1, 2006
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Becky Shiles
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May 01, 2006 16:13 PDT
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Less than five days until Harley comes home! You probably think I'm
making too much of this, it's just a new puppy after all. But, it's MY
puppy and that makes all the difference. It has been a very long time
since I have gotten a new puppy or kitten on purpose. I am almost as
excited as I was when I brought Penny home. I hope this works out even
half as well as that did. Penny was a near perfect Sheltie, though, and
that's saying a lot. I don't know if a rat terrier is going to be able
to compete with that. I guess I'll find out... and in less than five
days. I heard from Maria this afternoon. She's having a blast in
Estonia and wanted me to say hi and Hoolitse ("take care" in Estonian).
Enjoy the Giggles!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?
A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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Abel was visiting his brother Seth.
"I see that your neighbor doesn't let his chickens run loose in your
yard anymore."
"Nope, I took care of that."
"How?" Abel asked.
"Simple. I painted an egg gold, slipped it in my garden, and made
sure he saw me find it."
***G*I*G*G*L*E*S***&***G*R*I*N*S***L*I*N*K*S***
Piano Balls - http://www.break.com/index/pianoballs.html
All I can say is Wow!
Mapspots - http://www.mapspots.com/
See what your home looks like from space. (pretty small, I'll bet!)
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Dentist's office - A filling station.
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There's a woman who swam around Manhattan. Someone asked why she did
it. She said, "Because no one had ever done it before." Well, she
didn't have to do that. If she wanted to do something no one else had
ever done before, all she'd have to do is vacuum my apartment. ~~Rita
Rudner
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Mushroom - The room where Eskimos train their sled dogs.
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Fun Fact of the Day
The shortest war on record was fought between Zanzibar and England in
1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes.
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Useless Trivia
Stupid Laws in Florida (part three):
(Miami) Sec. 8-3. Bell or other warning device. No person shall
operate a bicycle unless it is equipped with a bell or device capable of
giving a signal audible for a distance of at least 100 feet, but no
bicycle shall be equipped with, nor shall any person use upon a bicycle,
any siren or whistle. (Code 1967, § 8-3; Code 1980, § 8-3)
(Pensacola) A women can be fined (only after death), for being
electrocuted in a bath-tub because of using self-beautification
utensils.
It is illegal to roll a barrel on any street, fines go up according
to the contents of the barrel.
Citizens may not be caught downtown without at least 10 dollars on
their person.
(Pinecrest) In order to operate a burglar alarm, a permit must be
obtained. Sec. 12-23. Registration required; application;
transferability; false statements. (a)All persons must complete and
submit to the village an emergency contact registration form for their
alarm if they operate or cause to be operated an alarm system in the
village. A separate registration is required for each alarm system. Upon
receipt of a completed registration form, the police department shall
issue a numbered alarm sticker to the applicant to facilitate retrieval
of registration information. (Ord. No. 97-17, § 1, 10-14-97)
(Sanford) Stage nudity is banned, with the exception of "bona fide"
theatrical performances. Violating this ordinance results in a $100
fine.
(Sarasota) You may not catch crabs.
If you hit a pedestrian you are fined $78.00.
(Tampa Bay) It is illegal to eat cottage cheese on Sunday after 6:00
P.M.
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Children are natural mimics who act like their parents, despite every
effort to teach them good manners.
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