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Giggles & Grins - May 3, 2006
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Becky Shiles
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May 03, 2006 16:31 PDT
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I didn't get to sleep until after 10 last night and then I woke up at
3 and couldn't get back to sleep. This happened the last time I took
the bike and train to work, too. Maybe there is a connection? I was so
tired this morning that I took the wrong turn and was headed to work as
if I were driving instead of biking. I had to backtrack and go the
other way. It's a good thing that I left a little early, or I would
have missed my train. It's been a long time since I've had to say this,
but as a reminder to most of you and to inform the rest of you... if you
don't like something I put in the Giggles or disagree with something I
say... tell someone else. I do the Giggles for fun, and it's an awful
lot of work. I don't ever put anything in them that I consider
objectionable, why would I? If you don't agree with my judgment, maybe
this isn't the right joke ezine for you. If you complain, I'll assume
that we have different tastes, and I'll stop sending them to you. I
love to keep things simple. Two and a half days to Harley. Enjoy the
Giggles!
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From Maya - One night, at the end of dinner, we were teasing Alex
because he was a little slow getting his jacket on and we threatened to
leave without him. "No you won't," he said as he threw himself on top
of my purse. I guess he knew I wouldn't leave without that.
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A young grade school teacher had just handed out report cards and
awards to a class of obstreperous brats, and sent them off to their
summer vacations.
Now she leaned back in her chair and sighed, "I guess teaching school
is pretty much like having a baby. Each takes nine months, and the last
week is the worst!"
***G*I*G*G*L*E*S***&***G*R*I*N*S***L*I*N*K*S***
Jumping Weasel - http://www.treatkeep.com/JumpinWeasel.html
This is the new toy I just bought the dogs. They love it! Even Indy was
playing with it, and usually he just runs after Maverick and barks.
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My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man.
My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man.
My homework...
~~Bart Simpson
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A young man sidled up to a woman at a bar and asked, "What do you
do?"
"I'm a doctor."
"I wish I could be ill and let you doctor me," he whispered in her
ear.
"Be careful what you wish for," she replied. "I'm a proctologist."
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It was a tough school. The kids on the debating team took steroids!
~~Milton Berle
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Quick Question
Answer to yesterday's question -
Your nails and your hair. They have no nerves, so you can do
whatever you want to them and it won't hurt.
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Useless Trivia
What are goose bumps?
It's all about the arrectores pilorum.
What, you say, are arrectores pilorum?
These tiny little erector muscles that contract and raise the hair
follicles above the skin. These are goose bumps or goose flesh or
chicken skin.
What causes them?
They start with a stimulus such as fear: cold, or the sight of
yourself in the mirror after a night of vodka-induced debauchery. This
cause the sympathetic nervous system to become activated. The
sympathetic nervous system is responsible for the body's "fight or
flight" response. This sends a message to the skin and activates those
little muscles.
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The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are
dogs and infants. ~~Johnny Depp
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