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Giggles & Grins - May 17, 2006
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Becky Shiles
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May 17, 2006 18:36 PDT
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Did you watch American Idol last night or did you decide to boycott
it because of the Chris Daughtry thing? Some of the girls at work
refuse to watch anymore because of their disappointment about Chris.
Personally, after Clay came in second, nothing surprises me. I want
Taylor to win, but it's not going to be the end of the world if he
doesn't. I've put a bunch of pictures of Harley online for you to
enjoy. It's almost as good as the real thing, only with less chewing,
peeing and barking.
http://www.shiles.com/harley.html
Enjoy the Giggles!
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During student government elections at our school, one boy
effectively used his wheelchair as a moving billboard to get his
campaign message across. Placed on the back of the chair was a sign
proclaiming: "VOTE FOR BRUCE, BIG WHEEL ON CAMPUS." ~~Reader's Digest
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Having a teenage daughter is like being stuck in a hurricane. All
you can do is board up your windows and look out in four years to see
what the damage is.
***G*I*G*G*L*E*S***&***G*R*I*N*S***L*I*N*K*S***
Out of time...
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According to statistics, a man eats a prune every twenty seconds. I
don't know who the fella is, but I know where to find him.
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After I explained to my sophomore English class that party is a noun,
not a verb, several students argued that since everybody uses the word
as a verb, it should be acceptable.
"Okay," I said. "Give me some good examples."
"How about Shakespeare?" Josh replied. "Remember, Juliet tells
Romeo that partying is such sweet sorrow." ~~Reader's Digest
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Now you can bring cats on airplanes. That's great, being stuck in
coach next to a woman changing a litter box.
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Quick Question
Who has more bones: a baby or a grownup?
(answer tomorrow)
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Useless Trivia
Do cucumbers relieve puffy eyes?
A well-placed cucumber may feel wonderful, but there is no special
ingredient in it that reduces swelling under the eyes. Cucumbers are 90
percent water, and it is the cooling effect of the water that constricts
the blood vessels around the eyes, therefore decreasing the swelling.
The colder the cuke the better.
Some other swollen-eye solutions include black tea bags in cold
water, the tannic acid content being the key to reducing swelling.
Hemorrhoid cream also helps, but I'd prefer puffy eyes.
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We are alone, absolutely alone on this chance planet; and amid all
the forms of life that surround us, not one, excepting the dog has made
an alliance with us. ~~Max Dupree
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