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Giggles & Grins - May 18, 2006
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Becky Shiles
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May 18, 2006 17:22 PDT
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Sometimes the only thing worse than not having a job is having a job.
I suppose it can be the same way with having a puppy. I love Harley,
but he's definitely going through a difficult stage right now. He's
more like a piranha with feet, than a puppy. Enjoy the Giggles!
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As a first-year Latin teacher, I was introducing new vocabulary to my
intermediate class and came across a word, valeo, that means "to be
strong." It is close to vale, which means "good-bye." Trying to get my
students to pick up on the association, I offered, "What do I say at the
end of class every day?"
Several voices rose in unison: "That bell hasn't rung yet - sit
down!" ~~Reader's Digest
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Researchers at Colorado University say wine may help people lose
weight. It's not the wine directly that causes the weight loss, it's
all the walking around you do trying to find your car.
***G*I*G*G*L*E*S***&***G*R*I*N*S***L*I*N*K*S***
Drawings of Leonardo Da Vinci -
http://www.visi.com/~reuteler/leonardo.html
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A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are
you comfortable?"
The guy says, "I make a good living."
~~Henny Youngman
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The other day I heard a commercial where some nincompoop says, "I've
got three speeding tickets, two auto accidents, and one DUI. What I
need is affordable auto insurance."
I'm thinking, "No, what you need is to ride the bus."
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In Maine scientists have made a hamburger out of blueberries. It's
just like a regular hamburger, except it tastes awful
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Quick Question
Answer to yesterday's question -
A baby. Babies have 350 bones. They fuse together as we grow up, so
adults end up with only 206.
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Useless Trivia
Does sugar really make kids hyperactive?
Parents are always looking for an excuse to explain their children's
bad behavior, and sugar has taken a lot of blame. This may come as no
surprise, but the Coca-Cola Company doesn't want to take responsibility,
and makes it very clear that studies have failed to find any substantial
evidence proving a relationship between sugar consumption and
hyperactivity. Well, the company is correct. Sugar does feed the body
as an energy source, but it doesn't make kids hyperactive.
It is more likely that kids tend to eat sugary foods at times when
they would be excited and rambunctious anyway (parties, holidays,
movies, weddings, funerals). This can only be good news for the
producers of such fine healthy treats as Cap'n Crunch with
Crunchberries, Pixy Stix, cotton candy and Laffy Taffy.
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Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job. ~~Franklin P. Jones
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The job isn't so hot right now, either.
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