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Giggles & Grins - May 24, 2006
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Becky Shiles
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May 24, 2006 19:44 PDT
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Ever since someone told me Clay had lost to Ruben before I had the
chance to see the travesty for myself, I have been extra careful about
not letting the cat out of the bag to anyone who might not have seen the
results show. So, no hints about who won tonight. What I will tell you
though, is that long before they announced the results I was beyond
excited about something else. Even if you haven't seen the show I'll be
willing to bet you can guess what it is. If you can't, you're either
new to the Giggles, or you haven't been paying attention. Enjoy the
Giggles!
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Our high school's homecoming theme was "Decades," and we sophomores
chose the '60s. We decided to construct a large peace sign out of
chicken wire and tissue paper to be the center of our float. The night
before the parade, we stood back to admire all our hard work. It was
then that we realized that we were truly children born in the '80s.
Instead of building the peace sign, we had made the Mercedes-Benz
symbol. ~~Reader's Digest
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A cement mixer collided with a prison van. Motorists are asked to be
on the lookout for sixteen hardened criminals.
***G*I*G*G*L*E*S***&***G*R*I*N*S***L*I*N*K*S***
Lost vs Idol - http://www.dfw.com/mld/dfw/entertainment/14654737.htm
I can identify with both.
More about Idol -
http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1487448/05252004/id_1235723.jhtml
Am I just obsessed or is this fun stuff to know?
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The way a man plays a game can be very revealing. I was playing
tennis with a man I had been dating for a while and noticed his
reluctance to keep score properly. He couldn't say, "Thirty-love." He
kept saying, "Thirty, I really like you but still have to see other
people."
~~Rita Rudner
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I only have two letters in my filing system: M and N. M is for
"miscellaneous" and N is for "non-miscellaneous."
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I tell you there is no love sweeter than the love between a mother
and a child. Now I know my wife loves me, but I am reasonably sure that
she doesn't look at me the same way she looks at them. You know, it's
kind of humbling because you realize at some point you're just a date
that worked out.
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Quick Question
How much skin will you shed in your lifetime: 4, 24 or 40 lbs?
(answer tomorrow)
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Useless Trivia
Does it really take seven years to digest chewing gum?
What is it with seven years? You break a mirror, seven years of bad
luck. Each dog year is seven human years. Seven years to digest
swallowed gum? What if a dog broke a mirror then swallowed a pack of
gum? Sounds like an algebra problem. (or a rat terrier on a sugar
high)
Chewing gum is not digestible but it definitely doesn't sit in your
stomach for years. Gum actually might help things move through the
bowels faster. Sorbitol is sometimes used as a sweetener in gum and
this can act as a laxative. What does this mean? Yes, if you look
carefully, you should see it floating next to all of those lovely yellow
corn kernels.
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If you don't own a dog, at least one, there is not necessarily
anything wrong with you, but there may be something wrong with your
life. ~~Roger Caras
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What was with the hair, though???
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