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Giggles & Grins - June 5, 2006
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Becky Shiles
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Jun 05, 2006 18:11 PDT
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I have been playing with video editing this weekend. I even made a
video of Harley (of course) to show you, but it turned out much much too
big. I'm going to have to cut it down and learn how to condense it
more. I'm not very good at it, but the subject is so compelling that it
doesn't matter. I had a letter from Maria today. She says that she's
doing really well and reminded me that she's 1/3 of the way done with
her mission. She sent me a postcard from Estonia. I should scan it and
post it for you. Enjoy the Giggles!
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I was quizzing my younger sister Mary for a U.S. government test. To
help her memorize the names of the Supreme Court justices, I made up a
mnemonic device in which the first letter of each word corresponded to a
justice's last name: "Really Gross Boys Stick Toads on Kids' Swing Sets"
(Rehnquist, Ginsburg, Breyer, Souter, Thomas, O'Connor, Kennedy, Scalia,
Stevens).
Months later I heard that Justice Ginsburg would be receiving an
award from Smith College, which I attend. To see if my sister still
remembered her justices, I asked, "Mary, who is Ruth Bader Ginsburg?"
"Gross," she replied. ~~Reader's Digest
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Friends don't let friends drive drunk. Instead you should shave
their eyebrows and put them on a train to Chicago. It's a public
service and quite entertaining at the same time.
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The pastor stood before his congregation and announced, "I have bad
news, I have good news, and I have bad news."
"The bad news is, the church needs a new roof!" The congregation
groaned.
"The good news is, we have enough money for the new roof." A cheer
went up from the congregation.
"The bad news is, it's still in your pockets."
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I see people Rollerblading with their dogs, and I think that's cool -
unless it's a dachshund. Then it's kind of a drag.
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My friend John came into French class one Monday with a pillow that
he placed on his seat. Over the weekend he had been skiing and mildly
fractured his tailbone. Our teacher promptly asked him to explain, en
francais, why he was sitting on a pillow. To our amusement, John
answered, "Sorbonne!" ~~Reader's Digest
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Fun Fact of the Day
An average city dog lives approximately three years longer than an
average country dog.
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Useless Trivia
The August 14, 1920 issue of The New York Times has an article that
appears to have been of the utmost importance at the time. The fact
that the publisher placed a bold box around this front-page story
clearly suggests that the story was of national importance. You see,
Mrs. Annie E. Byrnes of South Norwalk, Connecticut was serving freshly
baked apples for breakfast. Yet, she did not cook them. She cheated
and let nature do her work. Her tree was struck by lightning during the
previous night and its fruit was cooked through and through. Mmm, mmm,
mmm.
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Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the
car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing
right in your ear. ~~Dave Barry
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