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Giggles & Grins - June 27, 2006
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Becky Shiles
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Jun 27, 2006 18:30 PDT
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I shouldn't be sending this. I should be in bed sleeping, but that's
ok. I rarely do what I should do anyway. I have been sitting around
with my niece tonight, trying to work on some writing ideas I have. I
don't know if I can ever write this thing, but it's been fun planning
it. Sarah is not just a great artist, she's a pretty darn good writer,
too. I wish I had half her talent... not to mention her energy. I need
to get my CPAP working again because I just can't seem to get rested
without it. Not going to bed until late probably doesn't help, either.
Enjoy the Giggles!
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I am an oral surgeon, and once I was scheduled to extract four wisdom
teeth from Jim, a high-school football player, who had opted to be
sedated for the procedure. As the intravenous anesthesia was being
administered, I asked Jim how he was feeling. "Man," he replied,
struggling to keep his eyes open, "I feel like I'm in English class."
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Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already
stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm
one way or the other.
***G*I*G*G*L*E*S***&***G*R*I*N*S***L*I*N*K*S***
Brusters - http://www.brusters.com/
I keep mentioning this and thought I'd show you their website. It's an
ice cream place!
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Rules for Computers:
1) When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it
to happen.
2) When you get to the point where you really understand your
computer, it's probably obsolete.
3) The first place to look for information is in the section of the
manual where you least expect to find it.
4) When the going gets tough - upgrade!
5) For every action, there is an equal and opposite malfunction.
6) To err is human... to blame your computer for your mistakes is
even more human.
7) He who laughs last probably made a backup.
8) If at first you don't succeed, blame your computer.
9) A complex system that does not work is invariably found to have
evolved from a simpler system that worked just fine.
10) The number one cause of computer problems is computer solutions.
11) A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but
rarely what you want it to do.
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In New York, murder is up 35 percent. The police are now asking
tourists to bring their own chalk.
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Fun Fact of the Day
Bloodhounds have been used since the 1600's for tracking criminals.
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Useless Trivia
If you keep a goldfish in the dark room it will turn white
(eventually).
The common goldfish is the only animal that can see both infrared and
ultra-violet light.
A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds
The oldest goldfish lived for 14,795 days.
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The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven, not man's.
~~Mark Twain
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Did any of that make any sense? I'm too tired to tell.
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