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Giggles & Grins - June 30, 2006
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Becky Shiles
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Jun 30, 2006 18:55 PDT
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We're going to Gettysburg tomorrow. I've been before, but this will
be a first for Harley (and my niece, Sarah, too.) This will be his
biggest adventure, yet. Dad's not feeling very well, though, so we may
not go. I feel so guilty. We came home from dinner to find out that
Harley had eaten one of Dad's hearing aids. I will be glad when he
outgrows his chewing stage. He's got dozens of toys; he had no reason
to chew up the hearing aid. Of course, he had no reason to chew on some
reading glasses this morning, but that didn't stop him. We're not
making much progress on the peeing, either. I'm going to go shopping...
for a muzzle and a diaper.... Enjoy the Giggles!
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My husband was just coming out of anesthesia after a series of tests
in the hospital, and I was sitting at his bedside. His eyes fluttered
open and he murmured, "You're beautiful."
Flattered, I continued my vigil while he drifted back to sleep.
Later he woke up and said, "You're cute."
"What happened to 'beautiful'?" I asked him.
"The drugs are wearing off," he said. ~~Reader's Digest
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My apartment was robbed and everything was replaced with exact
replicas. I told my roommate and he said, "Do I know you?" ~~Steven
Wright
***G*I*G*G*L*E*S***&***G*R*I*N*S***L*I*N*K*S***
Depp Perception -
http://www.depp-perception.com/movies/benny-and-joon.html
We just watched this movie tonight. It's my fifth or sixth time, but
Mom and Sarah's first. I don't know why this doesn't get more attention
that it does.
Where is my mind - http://www.100mb.nl/
Ummm.... wow?
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You may be obessing about your computer if...
You turn off your computer and get an awful empty feeling, as if you
just pulled the plug on a loved one.
You start using smileys ;) in your snail mail.
You call letters sent by the postal service, "snail mail."
You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word
processor.com.
You can't correspond with your mother because she doesn't have a
computer.
In real life conversations, you don't laugh, you just say, "LOL,
LOL."
You move into a new house and you decide to "Netscape" before you
landscape.
When your inbox shows "No new messages," you feel really depressed.
Your inbox NEVER shows "No new messages!"
You wake up at four o'clock in the morning to go to the bathroom and
stop to check your E-mail on the way back to bed.
You don't know the gender of your three closest friends because they
have nondescript screen names and you never bothered to ask.
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If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a
little Lavoris in the toilet.
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Fun Fact of the Day
Dalmatian puppies do not have any spots on them when they are born.
They actually develop them as they get older.
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Useless Trivia
The average housefly lives for only two weeks.
A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours.
Baby robins eat 14 feet of earthworms every day.
A snail can sleep for 3 years.
Scorpions can withstand 200 times more nuclear radiation than humans
can.
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In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone
should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him.
@)-\---- Becky ~+~+~+~+~ Igig-@aol.com ---/--(@
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Harley just jumped up to say hi.
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