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there is another leopald
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terry
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Jul 30, 2009 09:32 PDT
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yep
i found this poet who amuses me - see what you think
the 'change of address' must be leopald
Sandra Goes Shopping(Oct 2004)
Sandra went over to France
To sample the wine and the food
But the locals were not very friendly
,In fact they were all pretty rude
So after a week she decided
That she just couldn’t stand any more,
But before she came home she went shopping
And entered a clothing store.
She was the only customer in there
And she was going through clothes on a rack
When an assistant abruptly approached her,
So she went straight on the attack
”No, I’m quite happy looking!”
she quickly snapped
Before he could utter a word
And then carried on pushing the hangers
While three more assistants conferred.
It was plain they were being aggressive
As at Sandra they quite rudely stared,
But she wasn’t going to be intimidated
Or show that she really cared
So she went through the rack once again
And took just as long as she could
Then said in a very disgusted voice
That the quality wasn’t too good
Then she left with her head held high,
Unaware of her misdemeanours
And she never even realised
She’d been to the local dry cleaners.
I didn’t realise I was schizophrenic
until the other day
I saw myself in the bathroom mirror
and I was looking the other way
Change Of Address
Dear friend, please note that my address
Has changed since you were last my guest.
When you just walked in through my door
And one week’s stay turned Into four.
You made me sit up late at nights
While you put all the world to rights
But every day you’d stay in bed
While I went out with aching head.
And later with the setting sun
I found the dishes still weren’t done
And there you were just watching “Cheers”
Drinking one of my cold beers.
You took control of my whole life
I’m sure you thought I was your wife
And when at last you went your way
Not a penny did you pay.
So now I’ve moved you’ll want to know
And maybe come again - and so
In case you feel that way disposed
My new address is not enclosed.
if i'm here to help others - what are the others here for?
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