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Zombie Alert! (please forward)
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Rev. Dak J. Ultimak
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Nov 20, 2007 16:06 PST
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Alert! Zombie Infestation Imminent!
There are new reports of a Zombie infestation & break-out happening
this Friday in Los Angeles. Using techniques perfected by San
Francisco's Professor Grenzfineski, we are able to detect a brewing
influx of Zombie activity. A counter-measure was performed recently in
the bay area with the use of a homing beacon. We will attempt to apply
the same techniques at several locations during the day --- Friday,
Nov 23rd, 2007. The beacon should draw in any mobs of zombies, where
they can be controlled by professional Zombie handlers.
1:00PM Pan Pacific Park near 3rd & Gardner, across from the 7-11 -
Near the Grove.
2:30PM (tba) - Near the Beverly Center.
3:30PM Mann Chinese Theater - Near the Hollywood & Highlands.
for the latest info, visit: http://www.straycouches.com/documents/zombie-alert/
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FAQ: Huh? Yes, this is a BND (Buy Nothing Day) Event.
http://adbusters.org/metas/eco/bnd/
A recap of basic zombie mob procedures & etiquette (all stolen from
www.eatbrains.com):
Show up at the meeting point on time. Arrive dressed as either a
zombie (fake blood, torn clothing, vacant stare) or a zombie victim
(place a piece of duct tape somewhere visible upon your person, and
wear clothes that you do not mind having torn and bloodied). Act like
zombies. Attack and "convert" victims. (If you have it, bring extra
blood and makup for conversions.) Shamble where the mob shambles. Have
fun, but be respectful of innocent bystanders and private property.
1. If you are wearing duct tape on your torso, the mob will attack
you, ruin your clothes, eat your brains.
2. Zombies will not get blood on innocent bystanders or their things.
3. Zombies will leave private property reasonably soon after being asked.
4. Zombies who don't exhibit these behaviors will be beaten into shape
by their fellow horde.
NOTE: Even if you didn't come to work today in "zombie attire" please
JOIN US regardless. A shamble and a moan is more than costume enough,
and the MORE zombies, the BETTER. (Or worse, really.)
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