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Excuses, excuses .... that's all I get !
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Gunjan Saraf
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Jun 24, 2002 10:08 PDT
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As you are aware last week's issue was Issue 12.
So did you expect an issue this week?
Well, if you did, I'd like to tell you that both Doc and me
are highly superstitious so you were wrong in expecting
an issue #13.
Wait till next week for Issue #14 !
P.S - Kidding aside, The Doc isn't well and is in hospital.
I promised him I'd sent out issue #13 in his absence. I
started work on it but it just doesn't feel the same on my
own.
I hope you'll forgive me for not sending out a regular issue
and join me in wishing The Doc a speedy recovery.
In the meanwhile I do have a few cartoons, extracts and
naturally some ads to get you through the week....
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EXTRACT -
"I mean that I teach poetry."
"I'm not surprised," said the Caterpillar. "Poetry has a thing
or two to learn. It has more feet than I do and they're terribly
difficult to keep track of."
(From A Common Night by Bruce Holland Rogers)
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Invitation
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Body Art
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ANOTHER EXTRACT -
Because I could not stop for Toast
Toast kindly stopped for me
And brought along a shapely Egg
And Jam and Juice and Tea.
We chatted long - Toast knows so muuch
And speaks of all he knows
Such matter as the Feat of Rhymes
And whether verse has Toes.
then round about began to dance
The Toast as it talked on
Of how each day gets started with
The yeasting of the sun
Toast passed the Juice, then passed the Tea
At last Toast passed the Milk
The Toast went racing by them all
Until at last I spoke
Said I - This is all interesting
Or would be if I knew
How it relates to Any Thing
I think or am or do-
But as I haven't dined as yet
And as you're toasted bread-
Instead of puzzling out your thoughts
I'll eat you up instead.
Bruce Holland Rogers, "A Common Night"
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Gunjan
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