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MadKane Humor -- Mini "Spin" Issue
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Madeleine Begun Kane
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May 23, 2002 10:05 PDT
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Dear Friends:
Hi and welcome to another issue of MadKane Humor. And a special welcome
to everyone who's new to MadKane.com @ http://www.madkane.com and to
Dubya's Dayly Diary @ http://www.madkane.com/bush.html. (If you got
this from a friend and would like your very own free subscription, just
send a blank email to madkane-s-@topica.com or visit
http://www.madkane.com/email.html.)
This is a mini-issue featuring my latest song parody "Spinmeister" sung
to "Matchmaker" from "Fiddler on the Roof." (My next issue will be the
usual size -- jam-packed with Dubya's Dayly Diary excerpts, site reviews
and my other regular features.)
"Spinmeister" (Sung to the tune of "Matchmaker")
By Madeleine Begun Kane
http://www.madkane.com/spinmeister.html
Spinmeister, spinmeister, spin me some spin,
Write me a line, win me a win.
Spinmeister, spinmeister, search through your brain
And spin me some 9-1-1 spin.
Spinmeister, spinmeister, I will prevail.
Just write the words, cleverly veiled.
Bring me the script for I'm planning to be
In office eternally.
For those who donate big dollars,
For Poppy make me strong as a king,
For me, well, I wouldn't holler
If you were as brilliant as anything.
Spinmeister, spinmeister, spin me some spin,
Write me a line, win me a win.
Day after day I'm assaulted by foes,
So write me some real sneaky prose.
Spinmeister, spinmeister don't let me down.
Weave me a tale. Enemies abound.
Dems and the press are determined to see
What dirt they can get on me.
Spinmeister, spinmeister, good doublespeak
Helps me to squash, 9-1-1 leaks.
Spinmeister, we need to bury the facts.
With truth let's play hide and seek.
For those who'd challenge my honor
And those who my uprightness assail,
Well I just would not be bothered
If all those who doubt me were thrown in jail.
Spinmeister, spinmeister, spin me some spin,
Write me a line, win me a win.
Day after day I'm assaulted by foes,
So sharpen your pen, loosen your tongue,
Unleash your wit, write till I've won,
While speaking your pious prose.
Copyright Madeleine Begun Kane 2002. All Rights Reserved
(If you prefer to read "Spinmeister" online, you can find it @
http://www.madkane.com/spinmeister.html)
If you'd like to catch up on my other political song parodies you can
find them on my Music Humor Page:
http://www.madkane.com/musichumor.html .
You can also find them linked along with my other political humor here:
http://www.madkane.com/politicalhumor.html
That's it for this issue. For more humor about everything from marriage,
money, and cars to computers, privacy, and politics, please stop by
http://www.madkane.com and check out my Latest Humor Page @
http://www.madkane.com/Latest.html. And don't forget about Dubya's Dayly
Diary at http://www.madkane.com/bush.html . It's updated 3-4 times a
week -- whenever Dubya isn't feeling too lazy.
Have a great Memorial Day Weekend!
Mad Kane
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Madeleine Begun Kane, Humor Columnist
http://www.madkane.com
Subscribe: http://www.madkane.com/email.html
Contact: MadK-@MadKane.com
Copyright 2002 Madeleine Begun Kane
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