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MadKane Humor - Dubya Comic Strips, Prez from Old New England
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Madeleine Begun Kane
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Jan 23, 2003 09:51 PST
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Dear Friends:
Hi and welcome to another issue of MadKane Humor. And a special welcome
to my new subscribers. (If you got this from a friend and would like
your very own free subscription, just send a blank email to
madkane-s-@topica.com or visit
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This'll be a very short issue -- just one song parody ... plus a big
announcement. What's the big announcement? That I've launched a new
Dubya tweaking feature: DUBYA COMIC STRIPS
Links to all my comic strips will be posted on this page:
http://www.madkane.com/comicstrips.html
What comic strips are there so far?
Dubya Does College @ http://www.madkane.com/comic_college.html
State of the Union @
http://www.madkane.com/comic_state_of_the_union.html
Phrase-Maker Bush @ http://www.madkane.com/comic_phrase.html
Sacred Bush @ http://www.madkane.com/comic_sacred_bush.html
Blind Trust @ http://www.madkane.com/comic_blind_trust.html
Of course you can click through to all of them by visiting this page:
http://www.madkane.com/comicstrips.html
My latest song parody is "Prez From Old New England," to be sung to
"Girl From Ipanema." If you'd like to sing along, there's a midi link
posted here: http://madkane.com/bushnewengland.html
Prez From Old New England (To be sung to "Girl From Ipanema")
http://madkane.com/bushnewengland.html
By Madeleine Begun Kane
Tall and tan and brash and ornery,
The Prez from old New England goes talking,
And when he rants, yes, the Dems he bashes go -- Bah!
When he talks, he jumbles grammar,
Does things so cruel, he's surely mental,
And when he acts out, the Dems he freaks out go -- No!
Ooh, how I watch him so sadly.
How did we get stuck with Dubya?
Yes, he has fouled things up badly.
So each day of his Presidency
Just fills me with dread -- Woe is me!
Tall and tan and brash and ornery.
The Prez from old New England goes talking,
And when he rants, yes, I'm riled at old Forty-three.
Tall and tan with macho attitude,
The Prez from old New England goes plotting,
And when he plots, yes, the Dems who loathe him go -- Bah!
Phony threats and oil fueled war plans,
Didn't pay his dues, but brays judgmental,
And when he acts out, the Dems he freaks out go -- No!
Ooh, how I watch him so sadly.
How were we saddled with Dubya?
Yes, he has mucked things up badly.
And each day of his Presidency
Just fills me with dread -- Woe is me!
Tall and tan and brash and ornery,
The Prez from old New England goes talking,
And when he rants, yes, I'm riled cause old Forty-three
Won't let us be free,
Acts preemptively.
Copyright Madeleine Begun Kane Jan. 16, 2003. All Rights Reserved
That's it for this issue. For more humor about everything from marriage,
money, and cars to computers, privacy, and politics, please stop by
http://www.madkane.com and check out my Latest Humor Page @
http://www.madkane.com/Latest.html. And don't forget about Dubya's Dayly
Diary at http://www.madkane.com/bush.html and my weblog at
http://www.madkane.com/notable.html .
Please help spread the word by forwarding this newsletter to anyone you
think may enjoy it. Thanks and enjoy!
Mad Kane
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Madeleine Begun Kane, Humor Columnist
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