|
MadKane Humor -- Rumsfeld Spoof , Traitorgate Song
|
Madeleine Begun Kane
|
Oct 13, 2003 10:55 PDT
|
*********************************************
Dear Friends:
Hi and welcome to another issue of MadKane Humor. And a special welcome
to my new subscribers. If you got this from a friend and would like your
own free subscription, just send a blank email to
madkane-s-@topica.com or visit:
http://www.madkane.com/email.html .
So what have I been up to lately? For one thing, I landed an interview
scoop. Who'd think Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld would agree to
be interviewed by me?
http://madkane.com/rummy_interview.html
I also decided it was time to bash the French bashers. So I wrote the
French Fall Guy Song (to be sung to "I'm Gonna Wash That Man Right Outa
My Hair," from South Pacific) which starts:
Bush wants to wash the French right out of his hair.
Old Europe France does things he simply can't bear.
If only France was out of George Bush's hair.
He'd always get his way.
It's France's fault that Saddam never disarmed.
It's France's fault that U.S. soldiers were harmed.
It's France's fault that Bush can't find Iraq arms.
The French are in the way.
The rest of the French Fall Guy Song with a sing-along midi link is
here:
http://madkane.com/france.html
Don't worry. I didn't ignore the scandal variously known as Plamegate,
Treasongate, Traitorgate, Spygate, etc. Instead, I wrote the
Traitorgate Song, (to be sung to "I Write The Songs" by Barry Manilow)
which starts:
The scandal started with a Niger lie
About nuke matter Saddam never did buy.
But Dubya would not let that falsehood die.
It's Traitorgate, it's Traitorgate.
Then Joseph Wilson loudly whistle blew.
He told the public that the story's untrue,
That based on lies Bush had a war pushed through.
It's Traitorgate, it's Traitorgate.
The rest of the Traitorgate Song with a sing-along midi link is here:
http://madkane.com/traitorgate.html
That's it for this issue. For more humor about everything from marriage,
money, and cars to computers, privacy, and politics, please stop by
http://www.madkane.com and check out my Latest Humor Page @
http://www.madkane.com/Latest.html, Dubya's Dayly Diary @
http://www.madkane.com/bush.html , and my Notables Weblog @
http://www.madkane.com/notable.html , which I update several times a
week.
Please help spread the word by forwarding this newsletter to anyone you
think may enjoy it. Thanks and enjoy!
Mad Kane
<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
WANT MORE HUMOR? Subscribe to the funny columns of
Melvin Durai, Chandra Clarke, Dave Glardon, Kristen Twedt, and Amy
Chavez
here: http://www.madkane.com/otherhumornewsletters.html
***********************************************************
Madeleine Begun Kane, Humor Columnist
http://www.madkane.com
Subscribe: http://www.madkane.com/email.html
Contact: madkane-s-@topica.com
Copyright October 13, 2003 Madeleine Begun Kane
***********************************************************
|
|
 |
|
