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MadKane Humor -- Spoof Dick Cheney Interview
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Madeleine Begun Kane
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Feb 05, 2004 15:48 PST
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Dear Friends:
Hi and welcome to another issue of MadKane Humor. And a special welcome
to my new subscribers. If you got this from a friend and would like your
own free subscription, just send a blank email to
madkane-s-@topica.com or visit:
http://www.madkane.com/email.html .
So what have I been up to lately? For one thing, I've posted a new
comic strip called Imminent Ex-President:
http://www.madkane.com/comic_imminent.html .
I've also written Ode To Feisty Franken, a poem about Al Franken's
recent heroics, which begins:
Ferocious Franken,
Feisty Al's our man.
He'll tackle hecklers sans battle plan.
You'll find the whole poem here:
http://www.madkane.com/franken.html .
Then there's my shocking, not to mention exclusive, interview with Dick
Cheney. Here's just a bit of it:
MADKANE: Mr. Vice President, welcome. Let's start with the rumor that
you're about to be kicked off the Bush/Cheney ticket. Is there an
imminent threat that President Bush will run with somebody else?
CHENEY: Absolutely not.
MADKANE: What about a dangerous threat?
CHENEY: No.
MADKANE: A serious threat?
CHENEY: Negative.
MADKANE: An immediate threat?
CHENEY: None whatsoever.
MADKANE: What about a mortal or grave or serious and mounting threat?
You'll find the whole interview here:
http://www.madkane.com/cheney_interview_2.html .
And on the nonpolitical front, here's my Valiant Guy's Guide To
Valentine's Day, in case you missed it last year:
http://www.madkane.com/valentines.html .
That's it for this issue. For more humor about everything from marriage,
money, and cars to computers, privacy, and politics, please stop by
http://www.madkane.com and check out my Latest Humor Page @
http://www.madkane.com/Latest.html, Dubya's Dayly Diary @
http://www.madkane.com/bush.html , and my Notables Weblog @
http://www.madkane.com/notable.html , which I update several times a
week.
Please help spread the word by forwarding this newsletter to anyone you
think may enjoy it. Thanks and enjoy!
Mad Kane
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Madeleine Begun Kane, Humor Columnist
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Copyright February 5, 2004 Madeleine Begun Kane
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