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MadKane Humor -- Political Limericks & Education President Song Parody
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Madeleine Begun Kane
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Oct 14, 2004 11:05 PDT
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Dear Friends:
Hi and welcome to another issue of MadKane Humor. And a special welcome
to my new subscribers. If you got this from a friend and would like your
own free subscription, just send a blank email to
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I've posted lots of new political satire since my last issue, including
limericks, news haiku, and a song parody about Bush's education
"accomplishments." You can always find my latest humor by checking out
my Notables Weblog @ http://www.madkane.com/notable.html and my
Latest Humor Page @ http://www.madkane.com/Latest.html. Here's just
some of what you may have missed:
Some think that George Dubya was wired,
While debates with John Kerry transpired.
But Bush spoke oh so badly,
And acted so madly.
If true, then those wires misfired.
A media co. named Sinclair,
Has decreed that its stations must air,
Something jam-packed with lies.
Rove's October surprise?
Tell those stations you think it's unfair.
There once was a man named George Dub,
Who debated and mis'rably flubbed.
He was beat fair and square,
But false claims were soon aired
By those sore-loser, cry-babe Repubs.
There once was a Veep named Dick,
Whose actions made liberals sick.
He took us to war.
We don't know what for.
His slippery reasons don't stick.
Dubya v. Kerry:
Which man is likely to win?
It's debatable.
Okay, enough with the poems. Here's how my Education President Song
Parody begins:
Education President Song (Sing to "I Write The Songs" by Barry Manilow)
Bush promised parents that he'd fix our schools.
That he'd make sure their children didn't turn out fools.
But all the teachers got were lots of rules.
Let's right his wrongs, let's right his wrongs...
The rest of my song parody is here:
http://madkane.com/education_president_song.html
That's it for this issue. For more humor about everything from marriage,
money, and cars to computers, privacy, and politics, please stop by
http://www.madkane.com and check out my Latest Humor Page @
http://www.madkane.com/Latest.html and my Notables Weblog @
http://www.madkane.com/notable.html , which I update several times a
week.
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Mad Kane
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Madeleine Begun Kane, Humor Columnist
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October 13, 2004 Madeleine Begun Kane
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