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MadKane Humor -- Bush 404 Error & More
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Madeleine Begun Kane
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Sep 02, 2005 15:38 PDT
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Dear Friends:
Hi and welcome to a very overdue issue of MadKane Humor. And a special
welcome to my new subscribers. If you got this from a friend and would
like your own free subscription, just send a blank email to:
madkane-s-@topica.com or visit:
http://www.madkane.com/email.html .
I'll bet you thought I forgot all about you. For though I've posted
tons of new humor at MadKane.com during the last few months, I've been
quite derelict in the newsletter department.
But before I get to my humor, I want to wish all of you a happy Labor
Day weekend. I also send my best wishes to those who are suffering from
the effects of Hurricane Katrina and the shockingly bungled federal
rescue efforts. (Here's a link to the Red Cross donation page:
http://www.redcross.org/donate/donate.html .)
I have some fun news -- I've recently started podcasting -- posting
short audio humor bits on my site. To hear my latest podcast (which
features humor about Pat Robertson, Pat Boone, and George Bush), just
click here:
http://www.madkane.com/pat.mp3.
And if you'd like to read the text version, you can find it here:
http://www.madkane.com/notable01_05c.html#08_29_05
Here's my Pat Robertson bit, just to whet your appetite:
A Broadcasting Preacher Named Pat
By Madeleine Begun Kane
A broadcasting preacher named Pat,
Who quite frequently talks through his hat,
Seems to think it's God's will
That we Prez Chavez kill.
Then we'll take all his oil, and that's that.
I've also written (and podcasted) some more serious political poetry,
including this poem:
Ode To Cindy Sheehan
By Madeleine Begun Kane
The mother of a soldier dead
Has Dubya running scared.
Her very name fills Bush with dread.
Face Sheehan? Dub don't dare.
She's camped outside Dub's pseudo-ranch,
In Crawford's daunting heat.
Her mission's clear: She will not leave
Till she and Dubya meet.
An inspiration to us all,
This gal has guts to spare.
She speaks out for the troops that fall,
While Bush hides in his lair.
She needs to find a reason why
Her son's alive no more.
Like many, she just doesn't buy
Dub's reasons for this war.
You'll find my Ode To Cindy Sheehan here:
http://www.madkane.com/notable01_05c.html#08_14_05
And you can listen to my Ode To Cindy Sheehan here:
http://www.madkane.com/cindy_sheehan.mp3
And for something fun and different, I hope you'll check out my Bush 404
Error -- Bush Not Found In Crawford which is here:
http://www.madkane.com/bush_missing.html
That's it for this issue. You can always find my latest humor and
podcasts by checking out my Notables Weblog @
http://www.madkane.com/notable.html and my Latest Humor Page @
http://www.madkane.com/Latest.html.
Please help spread the word by forwarding this newsletter to anyone you
think may like it. Thanks and enjoy!
Mad Kane
http://www.madkane.com
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Madeleine Begun Kane, Humor Columnist
http://www.madkane.com
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September 2, 2005 Madeleine Begun Kane
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