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Alumni News: April 1, 2003
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Dave Komatsu
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Apr 01, 2003 02:48 PST
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From our new underwater aqualab in Kaneohe to our 7 Alumni its...
MOHS Alumni News
Special Edition
April 1, 2003
+- In our April 1, 2003 Tissue -+
Welcome Massage
Class Notes
Feature: Spring Scramble
Reunion DisInformation
- Class of 1503 & 1603
Prize Question
Overheard in Mene Chat
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Next Meeting
- Wednesday April 16
Mark Taylor's Car
7:15 pm
I think all 7 of us can fit in there. We will be discussing the
proposal for Mark to buy an SUV in case membership increases.
Free drinks to first 2 people (How much cups could a cupholder hold
if a cupholder could hold cups... 2 exactly). Oh by the way the car
will start moving at exactly 7:15pm so don't be late. Though we will
be sure to find Loretta on the way cause she has all our money.
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The Alumni Association needs your help
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We have received a huge donation from the Nigerian government who
have been losing money due to a vindictive governement official.
Therefore we seek your help to move out a total sum of
US $75,000,000.00 (seventy five million) to the US.
What we need is your bank account to transfer the money into.
Imagine we can give out multi million dollar scholarships. And just
for helping we are willing to give you a reasonable percentage
of this money. Up to US $5,000,000 (5 million) will be given
to you for helping. Hurry we will only accept the first offer.
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Welcome Massage
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I hope you enjoy this special issue of the Alumni Newsletter. There
is plenty of vitally important material in this newsletter so be sure
to read EVERY SINGLE WORD and then read it again to make sure you
don't miss a single thing. As a bonus at the end of the issue there
will be a questions and if you've read EVERY SINGLE WORD you can
answer the question and win a great prize.
-----> Dave
Class of 1887 - We invented the wheel
<http://www.global-hawaii.com/davek>
Class Notes
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- Announce
Berny Lai (c/o 1077 - We invented fire) and writer of a
a "Northwest Aloha" has been relocated from Seattle to
Florida so she can write a "Southeast Aloha". Alumni President
Dave Komatsu (c/o 1887 - we're gr88t) said "we will just
continue to move her around the nation until we track down all
7 of our alumni.
Principal Darrel Galera has announced a deal with Rael, French
journalist and founder fo the Raelian Revolution, to use
their cloning technology. Principal Galera said "We are tired
of those huge St. Louis and Kahuku players rolling over our
football team so we borrowed some DNA of famous NFL football
players and will clone next years team. We expect to win
Moanalua's first ever State Football Championship."
-- more info see: http://www.rael.org/int/english/index.html
- Awards
Moanalua High School as been awarded the "School at the End of
the Universe Award" by the Douglas Adams Foundation. The
foundation seeks the question to the answer of the life,
the universe and everything.
Got an announcement, award, birth, milk etc...
E-mail me at: david_k-@yahoo.com
Feature: Spring Scramble
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On April 1, Principal Darrel Galera kicked off Moanalua's first
ever Spring Scramble. Spring Scramble was created to give kids
struggling in school a chance and to give more challenge to those
who are doing well. Principal Galera says "Essentially we put
everybody's name into the computer and randomly switch all
classes and grades." With this innovative method students will
be able to try new classes and many failing students will
suddenly have a 4.0 average. Galera says "It's like starting
over only as somebody else."
Soon all schools will be adapting this ground breaking Spring
Scramble. Band spokesperson Loretta Loo (c/o 1682 - The best
class of the 17th century) says "It's amazing how fast people
who have never played an instrument can learn. With over 75%
of the band scrambled with people who have never taken band,
its a challenge but we do sound just as good as Radford or
Pearl City." Math coach Barron Iwamura (c/o 2093 - We're the
young ones) says "At first I was skeptical of athletes and
students that used to take underwater basketweaving but
since the scramble we beat Iolani."
Reunion Information:
Class of 1503 and 1603
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Joint 400th and 500th year reunion
Join us on August 10-12 for our "Reunion of the Centuries"
August 10 - Mixer on Cloud Nine
Music by the Angels Above
FREE get out of Hell cards
August 11 - Dinner at the school cafeteria
Sorry theres no money up here so that the best we could do
August 12 - Picnic
Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Grandkids games
Prize Question
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Question: What should you be sure to do with this newsletter?
If you answered:
- Delete it : You lose. Plus you sure you didn't go to Radford?
- Forward it to a fellow Alumni: Thank you, we appreciate people
spreading news about the Alumni Association but of course its
not the right answer.
- READ EVERY SINGLE WORD, READ EVERY SINGLE WORD (you have to mention
it twice cause it said again) then you win free season tickets
to next years Football games. Very valuable since thanks to
Uncle Rael we will win the State Championship. If more than one
person wins don't worry we will clone the tickets.
Overheard at Mene Groups
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<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/moanaluahighschoolalumni/>
Menu Groups (our Yahoo chat site) with all 7 of our alumni...
Many alumni are out there. Join in on all the fun today
-- Post message to other Alumni
-- One on one or group chat (even voice chats)
-- Be a brave soul and post your picture
It's really your place to connect with other alumni drop by and sign up
today (it's all FREE and its fun). Here is a sample of a recent message
Dave from Hawaii writes...
"April Fools! I hope you enjoyed this annual issue. It's all in fun
so please don't throw any snowballs this way. What is real though
is the membership form attached. If you haven't already don't miss
out on the fun... join today. And if you haven't figured it out
the last two digits of all c/o are the actual class just put a 19
in front of them."
"Its filled with jokes including hidden typo's, spellings, fake
articles and inside jokes. How to I find out about the inside jokes
you ask... good question. Some way to find out
-- Attend our Monthly Meeting
-- Come out to our Events
-- Read our monthly E-mail Newsletter
-- Join the Alumni Association and read our print newsletter
-- Ask Berny she seems to know a lot about Alumni :)
-- Visit http://www.rael.org/int/english/index.html
-- Visit http://www.haxial.com/fraud/mikeaba.html
-- Visit http://www.douglasadams.com
-- READ EVERY WORD, READ EVERY WORD... really
PS: The REAL newsletter should be out next week.
This is real... so send your check today...
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-----> Dave
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Class of 1987
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