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- Alumni News: April 1 2004 -
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Dave Komatsu
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Apr 01, 2004 02:48 PST
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From high atop the summit at Haleakala to our 100,000 Alumni its..
MOHS Alumni News
Special Edition
April 1, 2004
+- In our April 1, 2004 Issue -+
Welcome Massage
Class Notes
Feature: Spring Scramble
Reunion DisInformation
- Class of 1503 & 1603
Prize Question
Overheard in Mene Chat
Alumni Association Membership Form
Click on us : <http://www.global-hawaii.com/mohsaa>
Chat with Us :
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/moanaluahighschoolalumni/>
Past Issues : <http://www.topica.com/mohsalum/read>
E-mail us : david_k-@yahoo.com
Next Meeting
- Wednesday April 21
Moanalua Palace
7:15 pm
Be on time as we will be taking nominations and voting on King
and Queen to be followed by the coronation ceremony. We invite
you all to join us after for the luau celebration and fire dancing
featuring the world famous Moanalua Fire Dance Team.
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The Alumni Association needs your help
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This was told to us by my mother's brother's cousin's sister's friend
who heard it from her father's neighbor's son so it must be true.
Microsoft will pay $1 for each person this message is forwarded to
so please help us by forwarding this message to as many people as
possible. My friend's daughter's teacher's niece's son got $100,000
and the alumni association really needs the money.
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Welcome Massage
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Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale. Oh yeah before I forget
it is EXTREMELY important that you read EVERY SINGLE WORD of this
newsletter then read it again. Oh and every Tuesday night you need
to vote for Jasmine Trias 1,000,00 times. If you fail to do so you
might lose your [fill in the blank: job, house, car, wife, husband].
Vote Vote VOTE http://www.global-hawaii.com/jasmine.html.
I hope you enjoy this newsletter.
-----> Dave
Class of 1942
<http://www.global-hawaii.com/davek>
Class Notes
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- Announce
Berny Lai (c/o 1928) has completed her quest to track down
all 7 of our alumni. If you're confused see
http://www.topica.com/mohsalum/read April 1, 2003 special issue.
Principal Darrel Galera has announced a deal with Starbucks to
open a new store in the center of the roundabout right outside
the school campus. Says Mr. Galera "after circling round and
round and round you get mighty thirsty and since Starbucks seems
to be popping up everywhere...."
- Awards
Moanalua High School has been awarded the "No Child Left Behind"
award for accounting for all of their students. It was a close
call but we finally located the 7 children left behind had been
merely circling around the roundabout.
Feature: Ima Notreal
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On April 1 Moanalua announced to a stunned nation that their top
student Ima Notreal got an amazing 1601... yes thats not typo
but a 1601 on her SAT. Ima credits endless watching of reality
tv shows such as Survivor, American Idol, Amazing Race, Real
World, Bachelor, Average Joe and just about every other reality
show for her success. Ima discovered and amazing TWIST in the SAT
that allowed her to pass the maximum 1600 score. When asked
for comment reality TV guru Mark Burnett said "Not even I saw that
coming" and Donald Trump replied "She can be my apprentice anytime"
As a result of her 1601 score many school are fighting to admit
her to their fall semester. Ima is currently deciding between
her FINAL FOUR choices Georgia Tech, Duke, Ucon and Oklahoma State.
She said this has just been "March Madness" but she expects to
make her decision next Tuesday and true to fashion says she'll
watch American Idol (voting for Jasmine Trias) and then a basketball
game. Ima adds "I'll decide right after the final buzzer... unless
there is an overtime twist"
Reunion Information:
Class of 2014
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Announced their -10 year reunion.
Join us on April 12-14 for our "Why Wait Till We Graduate Reunion"
April 12 - Stag lunch at Menehune Square lunch time
April 13 - Special luncheon (all you can eat school lunch bufft)
Special third bell extension
0 minute slide show of what we did since graduation
April 14 - Practice for graduation ceremonies
Overheard at Mene Groups
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<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/moanaluahighschoolalumni/>
Menu Groups (our Yahoo chat site) with all 7 of our alumni...
Many alumni are out there. Join in on all the fun today
-- Post message to other Alumni
-- One on one or group chat (even voice chats)
-- Be a brave soul and post your picture
It's really your place to connect with other alumni drop by and sign up
today (it's all FREE and its fun). Here is a sample of a recent message
Dave from Hawaii writes...
"April Fools! I hope you enjoyed this annual issue. It's all in fun
so please don't throw any snowballs this way. What is real though
is the membership form attached. If you haven't already don't miss
out on the fun... join today.
"Its filled with jokes including hidden typo's, spellings, fake
articles and inside jokes. How to I find out about the inside jokes
you ask... good question. Some way to find out
-- Attend our Monthly Meeting
-- Come out to our Events
-- Read our monthly E-mail Newsletter
-- Join the Alumni Association and read our print newsletter
-- READ EVERY WORD, READ EVERY WORD... really
PS: The REAL newsletter should be out soon.
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Till next month...
-----> Dave
MoHS Alumni Association
Webmaster
Class of 1987
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