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Top Ten Most Commonly Used Nursing Phrases, Nurse Jokes, Medical Humor
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Nursing Jokes & Humor
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May 06, 2009 08:48 PDT
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Top Ten Most Commonly Used Nursing Phrases, Nurse Jokes, Medical Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/phrases
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10. "No, really, I don’t mind changing the TV channel for you…again."
9. "I’m sorry, it’s not THAT kind of Tylenol."
8. "You won’t feel a thing."
7. "Because your doctor said so."
6. "This won’t hurt a bit."
5. "I swear, if that patient rings the call bell one more time…"
4. "No, I will NOT give you a sponge bath (to patients perfectly able
to do for themselves)!"
3. "You’re gonna feel a little stick."
2. "How can I help you?" (no less than a MILLION times a shift!)
1. "Doctor, I’m sorry to wake you, but…" (this one is okay by us)
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More Bedside Nursing Jokes, http://www.nursinghumor.com/bedside
A Routine Physical, Nursing Jokes, Medical Humor:"A man goes to a doctor
for a routine physical. The nurse starts with the basics. "How much do
you weigh?" she asks."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/physical
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How Nurses Do It, Nursing Jokes, Occupation Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/
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Top Ten Reasons I Went Into Nursing, Nurse Jokes, Healthcare Humor:"10.
I love to wear white support hose. 9. I get a kick out of arrogant
doctors."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/went
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Able To Play? Operating Room Jokes, Medical Humor:"A doctor has come to
see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient has had major surgery
to both of his hands."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/play
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Charge Nurse & The Genie Who Granted Three Wishes:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/charge/
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Getting Even, Nursing Jokes, Physician Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/getting/
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HMO Blues, Nursing Jokes, Managed Care (HMO) Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/blues
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New Password, Bedside Nursing Jokes, Computer Humor:"A female nurse
manager was helping a smug male resident access his computer account on
the hospital information system."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/password
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Patient Reassurance, Bedside Nursing Jokes, Patient Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/reassurance
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Top Ten Reasons I Went Into Nursing, Top Ten Jokes, Bedside Nursing
Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/into
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