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It’s Our Policy, Nursing Jokes, Medical Humor
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Nursing Jokes & Humor
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May 11, 2009 22:21 PDT
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It’s Our Policy, Nursing Jokes, Medical Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/policy
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A man stubbed his toe so badly he decided to go to the doctor. When he
arrived at the office, the nurse directed him to remove his clothes and
put on a skimpy gown, then wait in the next room.
"I just hurt my toe," complained the man. "Why do I need to take off my
clothes?"
"Everyone who sees the doctor has to undress," explained the nurse
politely. "It's our policy."
"Well, I think it's a stupid policy! Making me undress just to look at
my toe! Geeez!"
From the next room another man's voice piped up. . .
. . . . "That's nothing! I just came here to fix the telephone!"
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More Medical Humor, http://www.nursinghumor.com/medical
Eating Ants, Emergency Room Jokes, Medical Humor:"A medical student was
doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center. One day,
this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter
eating ants."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/ants
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Overdue Appointment, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/overdue
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The Right Size, Medical Jokes, Surgical Humor:"John was successful in
his career, but as he got older he was increasingly hampered at work by
terrible headaches."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/size
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Exam Professionalism, Medical Jokes, Doctor's Humor:"A beautiful,
voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at
this woman and all his professionalism goes out the window."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/exam
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Top Ten Signs You Need A New Doctor, Medical Jokes, Top Ten Humor:"- He
calls you at two in the morning "just to talk." Instead of rubber
surgical gloves he wears oven mitts."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/need
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Taking As Directed, Medical Jokes, Doctor Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/directed
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Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/carols
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Too Late, Doctors Jokes, Gallows Humor:"The orthopedic surgeon I work
for was moving to a new office, and his staff was helping transport many
of the items."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/late
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The Circumcision, Medical Jokes, Kids Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/circumcision
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Able To Play? Operating Room Jokes, Medical Humor:"A doctor has come to
see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient has had major surgery
to both of his hands."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/play
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Feeling Exhausted, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/exhausted
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Getting Even, Nursing Jokes, Physician Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/getting/
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How Long? Emergency Department Jokes, Medical Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/how
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Virtually Deaf? Getting Older Jokes, Medical Humor:"An elderly gentleman
finally invested in a hearing aid after becoming virtually deaf. It was
one of those invisible hearing aids. Soon after, he went for a
check-up."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/deaf
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She Didn't Make It, Medical Jokes, Emergency Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/it
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New Secretary, Doctor's Jokes, Battle of The Sexes Humor:"Dr. Johnson
got himself a new secretary. She was young, sweet, and very polite. One
day while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/secretary
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