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The Consultation, Lawyer Jokes, Attorney Humor
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Nursing Jokes & Humor
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Jun 08, 2009 03:32 PDT
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The Consultation, Lawyer Jokes, Attorney Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/consultation
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A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, bee-lines for a butcher shop
and steals a roast.
Butcher goes to lawyer's office and asks, "if a dog running unleashed
steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand
payment for the meat from the dog's owner?"
The lawyer answers, "Absolutely."
"Then you owe me $8.50. Your dog was loose and stole a roast from me
today."
The lawyer, without a word, writes the butcher a check for $8.50
[attorneys
don't carry cash -- it's too plebeian -- and the butcher hadn't brought
the shop's credit card imprinter to the lawyer's office].
Several periods of time later -- it could be the next day but that would
be unrealistic -- the butcher opens the mail and finds a bill from the
lawyer:
$100 for legal consultation.
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More Legal Jokes: http://www.nursinghumor.com/legal/
Lawyer's Hell, Attorney Jokes, Religious Humor:"A lawyer died and
immediately went to hell for all his professional sins."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/lawyers
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Eating Grass, Lawyer Jokes, Attorney Humor:"One afternoon a wealthy
lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men
eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop and he got
out to investigate."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/eating
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Virtually Deaf? Getting Older Jokes, Medical Humor:"An elderly gentleman
finally invested in a hearing aid after becoming virtually deaf. It was
one of those invisible hearing aids. Soon after, he went for a
check-up."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/deaf
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Three Kick Rule, Lawyer Jokes, Attorney Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/kick
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Medical Experiments, Lawyer Jokes, Legal Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/experiment/
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A Lawyer To The End, Attorney Jokes, Gallows Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/end
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A Lawyer At The Pearly Gates, Going To Heaven Jokes, Attorney Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/pearly
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Taking It With You Attorney Jokes, Lawyers Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/with
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The Consultation, Lawyer Jokes, Attorney Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/consultation
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You Know You Need A New Lawyer When . . . , Attorney Jokes, Legal Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/you
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