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Why Men Can't Win, Battle of The Sexes, Jokes & Humor
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Nursing Jokes & Humor
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Jun 25, 2009 20:59 PDT
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Why Men Can't Win, Battle of The Sexes, Jokes & Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/win
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If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off
your ass and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig,
you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be
sleeping around.
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More Battle of The Sexes Jokes, http://www.nursinghumor.com/battle
A Woman's Random Thoughts, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Getting Older
Humor:
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New Secretary, Doctor's Jokes, Battle of The Sexes Humor:"Dr. Johnson
got himself a new secretary. She was young, sweet, and very polite. One
day while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/secretary
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Rules That Guys Wish Women Knew, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Relationship
Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/rules
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Ultimate Fantasy! Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Relationship Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/fantasy
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Dogs Vs Men, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Relationship Humor:
http://nursinghumor.com/dogs
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Home Repairs, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Marriage Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/repairs
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Why Cats Are Better Than Men, Battles of The Sexes Jokes, Cat-Pet Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/better
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25 Year Old Breasts, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Marriage Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/25
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Top Ten Reasons Why God Created Eve, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Top Ten
Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/eve
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17 Ways To Be A WOMAN.... From A Somewhat Bitter Man, Battle of The
Sexes:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/17
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The Perfect Man, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Relationship Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/perfect
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Name Calling, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Relationship Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/calling
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A Real Lady, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Infidelity Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/lady
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A Woman Thirty Years Younger, Marriage Jokes, Battle of the Sexes Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/younger
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Mating Bulls, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Marriage Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/bulls
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