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You're Not Sterile! Labor & Delivery Jokes, Pregnancy Humor
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Nursing Jokes & Humor
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Jul 04, 2009 20:59 PDT
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You're Not Sterile! Labor & Delivery Jokes, Pregnancy Humor
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A doctor had just delivered twins...a boy and a girl.
The head nurse brought them out for their father to see. He could hardly
believe his good fortune.
The girl baby had a pink blanket wrapped around her and the boy baby was
enclosed in a blue blanket.
He took one step forward just so he could touch the babies and believe
they had finally arrived.
As he started to touch them the nurse took a step backwards and said,
"You can't touch those babies. You aren't sterile!"
With out missing a beat, he said proudly "You're telling ME I'm not
sterile!"
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